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: Oh, but I'm getting ahead of myself. Running a little fast, as it were.
] Father Time
: [singing to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer
] You know Rudolph who guided and pulled Santa's sleigh / and who saved Christmas by lighting the way. But there's more to tell / Rudolph saved the New Year as well.
[shifting to spoken dialog
] Father Time
: And it all began that same foggy night.
] Santa Claus
, Father Time
, One Million
: Happy New Year! Rudolph
: And may it be shiny, too!
: Mister... I don't know you. But when I get through with you, won't nobody know you.
: The Red Man ain't got no problem with the Black Man. As for you, White Boy, that's a whole different story. I mean, first you enslave the Black Man, exploit the Yellow Man, and then you kill off the Red Man so you can snatch up his land for railroads. Can I get a witness? Obobo
: Amen! Jimmy J. 'Little J' Teeters
: Well if I may approach the bench your Honor, first, I ain't ever personally enslaved nobody so, Time, you can kiss my White ass. Second of all, if there was a train coming through right now, I'd be on it and you'd be on it,except the only difference would be, I'd be gambling on it and you'd be fetching my chips like a little houseboy becuase you can't even cheat right. Now, can I get a witness? Obobo
: [setting fire to the bodies of Young Jill's Parents
] Sorry little one, but that's the law of the west. You're pretty tough for a kid. Have a Happy Easter, from Father Time.
: Frost, you herald a season. You're not a holiday. Tooth Fairy
: You're the best friend, not the leading man. Easter Bunny
: And you kill fruit!