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Darkwing Duck (Character)
from "Darkwing Duck" (1991)

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"Darkwing Duck: All's Fahrenheit in Love and War (#1.28)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: Over my dead body sister!
[realizes implications of what he said]
Darkwing Duck: I can't believe I just said that!

Darkwing Duck: Why do the weird ones always fall for me?
Launchpad: Uh, maybe it's the mask.

Isis Vander Chill: I've been thinking, Hon, maybe I can help find those bugs you were looking for. After all, I know every nook and cranny in this cavern. So what do you say, Sweets? Are we a team?
Darkwing Duck: Well, I do wanna solve this case ASAP, right LP?
Launchpad: I don't knew, DW. Something about her just gives me the chills.
Isis Vander Chill: Fabulous! Then it's a date!
Darkwing Duck: Date? But what about finding those felonious firebugs?
Isis Vander Chill: Oh, let's not rush into things, Hon. First, we have to get to know another!

Isis Vander Chill: Oh, Darkwing, my darling little icicle! This is so romantic!
Darkwing Duck: Yeah, right. Now about those fugitive firebugs. Gimmie...
Isis Vander Chill: Did anyone ever tell you that you have the cutest little beak?
Darkwing Duck: Forget my beak! I wanna talk bugs!
Isis Vander Chill: Later, Hon! The night's still young!

Isis Vander Chill: Dinner and a movie. What more could you ask for?
Darkwing Duck: Finding those firebugs before I freeze to death would be nice.
Isis Vander Chill: Gee, it is a bit chilly, isn't it?
Movie Character: You might say that!

Isis Vander Chill: Is this intimate little boiler-room warm enough for you, Hon?
Darkwing Duck: Warm enough? If I were any warmer you could serve me a'la carte!
Isis Vander Chill: You just need to relax. Here. Try a nice refreshing cup of steam

Darkwing Duck: OK, maybe we should discuss this, huh?
Isis Vander Chill: Oh, Pookie! I knew you'd warm up to me! Come on, let's kiss and make up!


"Darkwing Duck: Duck Blind (#1.8)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: [talking about Megavolt] Fortunately, we have a psychological advantage.
Launchpad McQuack: Uh, because we're uh, sane, and he's uh, not?
Darkwing Duck: Nooo, because Megavolt's afraid of me. I've sent him to the electric chair. Twice.

Darkwing Duck: You are not a well person!
Megavolt: What? And you're normal? I am the cold sore that stings your lip? We are definitely talking demented!

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night...
Megavolt: Happy flapping!

[though temporarily blinded, Darkwing still manages to defeat Megavolt]
Megavolt: You couldn't have! You couldn't have! BLAST YOU, YOU'RE HANDICAPPED!
Darkwing Duck: We prefer the term "physically challenged."


"Darkwing Duck: Darkly Dawns the Duck: Part 2 (#1.2)" (1991)
[first lines]
Darkwing Duck: A desperate criminal is at large and terror runs through the streets like a pair of cheap stockings...

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the chill that runs up your spine...

Darkwing Duck: [stuttering] I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am... I'm the surprise in your cereal box...

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the jailer who throws away the key.


"Darkwing Duck: Just Us Justice Ducks: Part 1 (#1.20)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: Fee-fi-fo-fum. I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am
[Darkwing is squashed by a lamppost]
Darkwing Duck: ... Stegmutt.
Stegmutt: I though I was Stegmutt.

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night.
[to Morgana - Stand back you might get some blood on you]
Darkwing Duck: I am the single career man all women want to date...

[after being "put out" by Stegmutt, crushed by a beanstalk, and knocked away a long distance]
[in pain]
Darkwing Duck: This is the third most painful moment of my life.

Darkwing Duck: [Pointing] Look a fuzzy wuzzy bunny!
Negaduck: Where?
[whips out a shotgun and shoots up the place]


"Darkwing Duck: Days of Blunder (#1.19)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: Wherever there's an evil-doer evil doing, I'll be there. Because, I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime. I am the zit that forms when you've got a really big date. I am the impacted wisdom tooth...

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the widget missing from the easy to assemble swing set...

Darkwing Duck: I am the kettle that whistles in the night. I'm a little tea cup with the teeny, weenie hole in the handle that you can never quite get your finger in. I am Teapot Duck.

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks...


"Darkwing Duck: Dirty Money (#1.7)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: [to receptionist] ... I am the icky bug that crawls up your trouser leg. I don't need an appointment; for I am Darkwing Duck. Um - sorry about the smoke.

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the pin that will burst your bubble...

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the combination lock on the vaults of justice...


"Darkwing Duck: Double Darkwings (#1.22)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the itch in your trigger finger.

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the current of vengeance gurgling through your sewer.

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror...
Launchpad McQuack: ...that flaps in the night.


"Darkwing Duck: Paraducks (#1.11)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: [as young Darkwing] I am the toddler that naps in the night... I am Darwaaaa
[swings in on a rope]

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the cloud that rains on your Hit Parade...

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night... YIPES!
[gets hit with poison darts]


"Darkwing Duck: Let's Get Respectable (#1.49)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: Half the force thinks I'm a crook, the other half hates my hat!

Darkwing Duck: [very depressed] How could I be so caught up in my own image, so stupid as to let Negaduck trick me?
Launchpad: Ah, you were just being yourself, DW. Any idiot would have done the same thing.
Darkwing Duck: [sarcastically] Thanks, LP.

Negaduck: [Atop a gigantic pile of money] Mine! Mine! All mine!
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night!
Negaduck: Ah, I knew it couldn't last forever.


"Darkwing Duck: Just Us Justice Ducks: Part 2 (#1.21)" (1991)
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Dad, you're ok!
Darkwing Duck: No, I'm dirt. I'm worse than dirt. I'm lower than low. I am not the terror that flaps in the night. I am the self-centered boob who hands over the city at the drop of a dime. I'm a gipnoid, a slug, a spud mothering jackanape.

[while the Justice Ducks are fighting the Fearsome Five, Stegmutt grabs Bushroot by the neck, then stops]
Stegmutt: Gee, I've never fought a supervillain before. What do I do?
Darkwing Duck: It's easy, Stegmutt!
[repeating Bushroot's earlier advice]
Darkwing Duck: Let's pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire!
Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Uh-oh.
[Stegmutt slams him repeatedly to the ground]
Stegmutt: [singing] Put out the bushroot, put out the bushroot...

[the intercom buzzes]
Darkwing Duck: [old lady voice] Flowers for Negaduck!
Negaduck: I hate flowers.
Darkwing Duck: Did I say "flowers"? I meant, uh, I meant, uh... skulls! Skulls for Negaduck!
Negaduck: [licks his lips] I'll be right there!


"Darkwing Duck: Whiffle While You Work (#1.29)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the bubblegum that clings to your shoe.

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3AM.

Darkwing Duck: Any super secret crime fighter worth his salt is never far away from a broom closet.


"Darkwing Duck: Easy Comes, Easy Grows (#1.12)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the clipper that trims your hedges...

[first lines]
Darkwing Duck: As a cleverly concocted crime wave crashes over St. Canard, a drowning police force calls Darkwing Duck to turn the tide.


"Darkwing Duck: Darkly Dawns the Duck: Part 1 (#1.1)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the switch that derails your train...

Gosalyn Mallard: I can't sleep!
Darkwing Duck: Ah, you just need something to relax ya! I think I have a large mallet around here somewhere.


"Darkwing Duck: Water Way to Go (#1.10)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the little mouse that eats your cheese...

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror who flaps in the night. I am the spider who nips at your neck...


"Darkwing Duck: When Aliens Collide (#1.24)" (1991)
[interstellar cop Big Nasty is interrogating Launchpad and Darkwing about Gosalyn's "pet" alien, Wacko]
Darkwing Duck: Because you can't catch a stupid pet?
Officer Big Nasty: PET?
[shaking Darkwing violently]
Officer Big Nasty: You idiot, Wacko's an escaped criminal in possession of the most dagnerous explosives IN THE UNIVERSE!
Darkwing Duck: [wobbly] Oh, is that all?

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the squashed bug on your flying saucer windshield.
[gets hit by a rocket]
Darkwing Duck: I am... blown away by the alien menace.


"Darkwing Duck: Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlatan (#1.15)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the hair in the lens of your projector.

[first lines]
Darkwing Duck: The crime fighter moved through the dark streets, his every sense alert to any insidious injustice, malicious misdeed or unspeakable crime. He knew the night held new challenges to test his skills and he was ready. But first I have to pick up the kids from the movies.


"Darkwing Duck: Can't Bayou Love (#1.16)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the sewers.

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.


"Darkwing Duck: Apes of Wrath (#1.6)" (1991)
Launchpad McQuack: [DW and LP are marched into village] Looks like we might have to fight our way out of this one, DW.
Darkwing Duck: Oh contraire, mon flaire. In a time of crisis, one must remain cool, calm, and unflappably civil.
[Jumps on gorilla and shakes its head]
Darkwing Duck: Okay, you big baboon, this is your last chance! *Where's Gosalyn?*
Darkwing Duck: [looks at the camera] Okay, so I don't practice what I preach. I'm a parent, I can get away with it.

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the flea you cannot flick...


"Darkwing Duck: Ghoul of My Dreams (#1.30)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus. I am... the swan prince?

Darkwing Duck: Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus. I am... the swan prince?


"Darkwing Duck: Cleanliness Is Next to Badliness (#1.26)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night I am the stain that can't be rubbed out...

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night I am the rhinestones on the jumpsuit of justice...


"Darkwing Duck: Getting Antsy (#1.4)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the smallest, weakest thing in the whole place and I am also out of here!

[first lines]
Darkwing Duck: 6 burglars, 9 car thieves, 21 muggers, 11 kidnappers, 5 international terrorists
[yawns]
Darkwing Duck: and a voodoo king with an army of zombies
[yawns]
Darkwing Duck: - boy for such a slow night, I sure am pooped!


"Darkwing Duck: Up, Up, and Awry (#1.34)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the blown fuse that blacks you out. I am Darkwing Duck.

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night.
Megavolt: Oh no, not him again.
Darkwing Duck: I am Darkwing - super powered superhero - Duck.


"Darkwing Duck: Beauty and the Beet (#1.3)" (1991)
[first lines]
Darkwing Duck: This is the city of St. Canard, my city. There must be a million stories about it and I know them all - all the important ones, anyway - and I keep them all locked in the "Darkwing Files"!

Darkwing Duck: [about a weed whacker he threatens Dr. Bushroot with] It slices, it dices, it...
[weed whacker stops]
Darkwing Duck: ... runs out of gas.


"Darkwing Duck: Star Crossed Circuits (#3.4)" (1992)
Darkwing Duck: [after falling from his out of control jet plane] Fortunately I never leave home without a few super expanding air cushion pellets
[shoots one out and completely misses landing on it]
Darkwing Duck: [climbs on top of the air cushion dazed and dizzy] Here's to you Mrs. Robinson
[collapses]


"Darkwing Duck: Trading Faces (#1.14)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the butter that burns in your pan...


"Darkwing Duck: Inherit the Wimp (#3.2)" (1992)
Darkwing Duck: A mysterious hero protects the city of St. Canard. He is the terror that flaps in the night. He is the eraser that rubs out the typos of crime. He is Gosalyn's dad. What?


"Darkwing Duck: The Secret Origins of Darkwing Duck (#1.33)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the hero that every culture in every world needs. I am Darkwing Duck!


"Darkwing Duck: A Revolution in Home Appliances (#1.13)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the repairman who tells you your warranty has run out...


"Darkwing Duck: Bearskin Thug (#1.17)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the pustulant blister that bursts in your boot...


"Darkwing Duck: Twitching Channels (#1.42)" (1991)
DW Show Creator: I created you!
Darkwing Duck: Oh, that's certainly going to surprise the heck out of Mom and Dad!


"Darkwing Duck: It's a Wonderful Leaf (#1.41)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: [after Bushroot runs him over with a snowplow] All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth


"Darkwing Duck: Toys Czar Us (#1.32)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the check writer in the cash only line. I am... obviously all out of my trade mark blue smoke.


"Darkwing Duck: Jurassic Jumble (#1.25)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the paper cut that ruins your morning.


"Darkwing Duck: My Valentine Ghoul (#1.46)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: [under the influence of a love potion] What's a matter Negsy old pal? Is there something else I can do for you?
Negaduck: Yeah! Go jump off a cliff!
Darkwing Duck: Yo! Anything for you Negmiester!
[jumps off a cliff]
Darkwing Duck: Dyranamo!
Negaduck: And to think, all this time, all I had to do was ask.


"Darkwing Duck: Night of the Living Spud (#1.5)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the moth that seeks your porch light...


"Darkwing Duck: Heavy Mental (#1.37)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am...
[Darkwing is lifted off his feet and flung through a wall]
Darkwing Duck: ... the misshapen blotch that stains your walls.


"Darkwing Duck: In Like Blunt (#1.50)" (1991)
[Derek and Darkwing infiltrate Sharp's hotel dressed as bellboys]
Derek Blunt: We must blend in completely.
Darkwing Duck: Hey, I can blend in as well as the next guy!
[Launchpad follows, wearing a hula outfit with a fruit bundle headress]
Derek Blunt: Perhaps, given who the next guy is.


"Darkwing Duck: You Sweat Your Life (#1.18)" (1991)
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice...


"Darkwing Duck: Hot Spells (#3.8)" (1992)
Darkwing Duck: I can't say no to my little girl... not if I want to wake up in the morning.