Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere
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Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere (Character)
from "Mr. Belvedere" (1985)

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Sitting Pretty (1948)
Lynn Belvedere: Mrs. King, I happen to dislike all children intensely. But I can assure you that I can readily attend to their necessary though unpleasant wants.

Lynn Belvedere: I am, in my way, a philosopher.
Harry King: Oh, I see, you just sit and think.
Lynn Belvedere: Mr. King, if more people just sat and thought, the world might not be in the stinking mess that it is.

Lynn Belvedere: Mrs. King, as I told you last night, I dislike children intensely and yours, if I may say so, have peculiarly repulsive habits and manners.

Lynn Belvedere: Intoxication is a form of escape often sought by the mentally immature.

Tacey King: Mr. Belvedere, is there anything you haven't been?
Lynn Belvedere: Yes, Mrs. King - I've never been an idler or a parasite.

"Mr. Belvedere: Jobless (#3.13)" (1987)
Kevin Owens: Look, Mr. Belvedere, you gotta start doing things the way you're told to at Mr. Cluck's, not the way you want to.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: I don't even know what you're talking about.
Kevin Owens: You don't ask people how they want their chicken. We only serve it one way.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: I thought my Chick Marsalla was rather well received.
Kevin Owens: It took you forty-five minutes to make it.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: So? Good food takes time.
Kevin Owens: It's not supposed to be good, it's supposed to be fast!
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Is that why you serve it in a bucket?

"Mr. Belvedere: Black Widow (#5.9)" (1988)
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Here's your coffee, Mrs. Owens.
Marsha Cameron Owens: Oh, thank you, Mr. Belvedere, but Mr. Belvedere?
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Yes, ma'am?
Marsha Cameron Owens: This is double Dutch mocha, I wanted Swiss orange mint.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Oh, I'm sorry, let me draw you a map to the kitchen.

"Mr. Belvedere: Baby (#3.19)" (1987)
George Owens: Decided on who you're taking to England?
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Not yet.
George Owens: How about me? I wouldn't mind leaving the country.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Fearing hearing the patter of little feet.
George Owens: Well, its sort of caught me off guard. I mean, Marsha and I pretty much agreed to stop after having Wesley.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: That certainly would have stopped me.

"Mr. Belvedere: Mr. Belvedere's Wedding: Part 2 (#6.22)" (1990)
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: [In a postcard from Africa] To all my dear Owens, Married life has been rather hectic here in the Burungga Mountains. First Louise and I enjoyed our Abba Dabha honeymoon. Now we fill our days counting gorilla noses. I miss you dearly. But being around apes keeps the spirit of the Owens Family alive indeed. Oops! I must close. Louise is calling. Love to all, Lynn P.S. When you notice I've left my journal behind, don't bother to send it. Perhaps some day, I'll drop by and pick it up myself.

"Mr. Belvedere: Halloween (#3.5)" (1986)
Kevin Owens: [trying to cheer up a despondent Mr. Belvedere] So listen, if it's any consolation, I think I know what you're going through.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: You do?
Kevin Owens: I mean way back when I was seven, I had my tonsils out. I thought it was all over. I'd never be able to swallow again. But time went by and before I knew it I was eating potato chips, pretzels... It was like the whole thing never happened.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Good God! Is that the kind of drivel I tell you?

"Mr. Belvedere: Stranger in the Night (#1.1)" (1985)
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Is this the Owens residence?
Heather Owens: Uh-huh.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: I take it you are one of them?
Heather Owens: Uh-huh.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Is there anyone here who speaks English?

"Mr. Belvedere: The Wedding (#4.6)" (1987)
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Wendy's still doing your homework?
Kevin Owens: Yeah sometimes.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Kevin, the girl's in California!
Kevin Owens: I know, the postage is killing me.

"Mr. Belvedere: The Competition (#3.16)" (1987)
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: [Kevin and George are competing about everything] What do you want breakfast?
Kevin Owens: I'm feeling kinda hungry... I'll have three eggs and some toast.
George Owens: I'll have four eggs and some sausage.
Kevin Owens: I'll have five eggs and some Canadian bacon.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Do I here six eggs and a hog?

"Mr. Belvedere: Deportation: Part 1 (#3.6)" (1986)
Heather Owens: What are you making?
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Chocolate chip cookies. Would you like one?
Heather Owens: No thanks, I already got something.
[pulls out something black shaped like a rat]
Heather Owens: Don't worry, it's a gummy rat. Wanna bite?
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: What flavor is it, plague?

"Mr. Belvedere: The Trip: Part 1 (#4.13)" (1988)
Angela Shostakovich: Do you think I'm boring Mr.Bricklayer?
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: No, I think you're out of your mind.

"Mr. Belvedere: Triangle (#4.3)" (1987)
Angela: Don't you ever wish you could change your name Mr. Babyboomer?
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Yes but with you around I don't have too.