From "The War at Home: 13 Going on $30,000 (#1.18)"
Just because you're half Jewish doesn't mean you're going to do it half-assed. Ok, for thousands of years Jews had to learn that Hebrew crap, I had to do it and you're going to do it.
Yeah, but that sounds hard.
Too bad, that's what being a Jew is all about, suffering. Welcome to the club.