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: Your middle name is Pamela? Ursula Buffay
: Uh-huh. Phoebe Buffay
: Wow. I never knew my middle name. Oh! Do you know my middle name? Ursula Buffay
] Ursula Buffay
: Phoebe. Phoebe Buffay
: Phoebe is my first name. Ursula Buffay
: Oh! Okay. Then no.
: Y'know what? I am going to do something today. I'm not just gonna sit around like some old lady. I'm gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something. Phoebe Buffay
: Really? Cause you know that hurts. Rachel Green
: So what? You know the way I see it...
[Phoebe pulls a hair out from the back of Rachel's head
] Rachel Green
: Ow. Son of a BITCH!
: [to Phoebe
] Would it be okay if I asked out your sister? Phoebe Buffay
: Why - why - why would you want to do that? Joey
: So that, if we went out on a date, she'd be there.
: Boy, we haven't, haven't seen you around here in ages. Ursula Buffay
: Yeah, I got thrown out of my apartment. Jamie Buchman
: Oh. Where have you been staying? Ursula Buffay
: With friends.
: [Ursula stars in a porno film
] At last, I've found you, Nosfera-tool! The Vampire
: Phoebe, are you going plunge that stake into my dark places? Ursula Buffay
: Actually, I was hoping it might be the other way around!
Jamie Stemple Buchman
: What's the soup today? Ursula Buffay
: Wait, I know this one.