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Quotes for
Casey MacDonald (Character)
from "Life with Derek" (2005)

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"Life with Derek: Babe Raider (#1.11)" (2005)
Lizzie McDonald: [teasing] You L-U-V Sam!
Casey: What? I do not!

Casey McDonald: I am a total hypocrite who cannot control her feelings. My heart says one thing and my head says another thing - and now I sound like a cheesy love song!

Casey McDonald: Don't you understand how wrong this stuff is?
Derek Venturi: Sounds like somebody's jealous of somebody else's double-D body armor.


"Life with Derek: Sweet Misery (#1.10)" (2005)
Paul: So this has brought you and Derek closer together?
Casey: [smiling] Not at all! The worm is gonna squirm.
Paul: You know if you give love, you get love.

Derek Venturi: There's something I have to watch.
Casey McDonald: Oh let me guess - sports or cleavage?
Derek Venturi: Women's beach volleyball. Best of both worlds.

Casey McDonald: To think in my time of need, you chose to save the remote over me!


"Life with Derek: The Room (#1.1)" (2005)
Casey McDonald: Can you please turn it down? Derek!
Derek Venturi: Who are you?
Casey McDonald: I'm the step-sister you've always wanted
Derek Venturi: Really? 'Cause you look like the ugly stepsister from Snow White.
Casey McDonald: That's Cinderella, you freak.

Casey McDonald: You are one of the most annoying people I have ever met!
Derek Venturi: I may be annoying, but at least I didn't try and trick you into changing rooms! Since when did the keener become the schemer?

Derek Venturi: [in the bathroom] Do you mind?
Casey McDonald: Uh, yeah, I was in here first.
Derek Venturi: Well, suit yourself.
[Casey simply looks gobsmacked and turns to leave the room]


"Life with Derek: The Fall (#1.2)" (2005)
Casey McDonald: I'd shake your hand but I'm...
Derek Venturi: Sweaty and gross.

Marti Venturi: What's an ox-bay?
Nora McDonald: It's Pig Latin, honey.
Marti Venturi: Pigs speak Latin?
Casey McDonald: Ask Derek.

Marti Venturi: What's an oxmay?
Nora MacDonald: It's Pig Latin, Marti.
Marti Venturi: Pigs speak Latin?
Casey MacDonald: Ask Derek.


"Life with Derek: Puppy Dog Tails (#1.4)" (2005)
Casey McDonald: I never realized these things are so important to you men! Boys and girls are different, you know!
Derek Venturi: Yeah, I found that out the fun way on our old couch.

Casey McDonald: Girls are different than boys you know.
Derek Venturi: Yeah, I found that out the fun way on our old couch.

Casey McDonald: I shouldn't have pushed you into redecorating, Mom.
Derek Venturi: Yeah, and Dad - Casey shouldn't have pushed Nora into it.


"Life with Derek: Marti the Monster (#1.9)" (2005)
Casey McDonald: Derek, you're wearing my clothes again.
[takes a double take]
Casey McDonald: Wait, you really are wearing my clothes!

[Sandra arrives at the house]
Sandra: [going in] Casey?
Casey McDonald: [suprised] Sandra?
Derek Venturi: [smiling] Sandra.
Sandra: Derek, is Casey your girlfriend?


"Life with Derek: The Wedding (#1.6)" (2005)
Casey McDonald: Vicky, what kind of berries were those?
Vicki: I don't know.Expensive ones.

Casey McDonald: Casey: Well, you don't have to worry about me ruining your mother's wedding because I quit! And if I could quit being your cousin, I'd quit that too!
Casey McDonald, Vicki: Vicky: Fine! Quit all you want! I don't want to be part the stupid wedding or your stupid wedding reception! I'm going to my room!
Lizzie MacDonald: Lizzie: You don't live here!
Vicki: Vicky: I'm going to your room!
Lizzie MacDonald: Lizzie: Upstairs on the right!


"Life with Derek: Male Code Blue (#1.13)" (2006)
Derek: Ok, I can't stop you two from going out but one request. Please no acting boyfriendy girlfriendy in front of me. I'd rather not puke in public.
Casey: Agreed
Sam: Agreed
Derek: Oh and whoever is play footsy with my STOP
Casey, Sam: Sorry

Derek Venturi: Why are you yelling at me? Sam's the one who listened to me.
Casey MacDonald: You're right.
[pushes Sam down]
Casey MacDonald: What were you thinking listening to Derek?
Sam: I don't know I'm an idiot.
Casey MacDonald: Yeah that's why you two deserve each other, and I don't want to be the cause of ending a friendship between two idiots!
[storms off]


"Life with Derek: Battle of the Bands (#2.5)" (2006)
Sam: [after Casey's rendition of Derek's song] Well, I... I liked it.
Casey MacDonald: [with a shy smile] Thanks, Sam. That means a lot.
Derek Venturi: Hey, Ralphie, wanna be my new best friend?
Ralph: [gives Derek a thumbs up]

Casey MacDonald: Is that why you hired me to be your frontwoman, so I could wear revealing clothes?
Sam: No.
Derek Venturi: Ew!
Ralph: Yeah


"Life with Derek: Date with Derek (#2.1)" (2006)
Casey McDonald: [to Sam] You are so cute!
Emily: [smirking] Thanks, you're pretty darn adorable yourself.

Casey McDonald: You look rather handsome
Sam: Yes I rather do


"Life with Derek: Two Timing Derek (#3.1)" (2007)
Casey MacDonald: Maybe ignorance is bliss.
[pause]
Casey MacDonald: Maybe that's why Derek is so happy all the time.

Lucy: Derek seems really sweet.
Casey MacDonald: Yeah, no he's really not.


"Life with Derek: Power Failure (#3.5)" (2007)
[after Derek uses his prefect powers at home to make a bathroom schedule]
Casey MacDonald: You're the prefect of the school not of our house!
[picks up a trash can]
Derek Venturi: If you have a complaint, you can put it in my suggestion box.


"Life with Derek: Fright Night (#3.13)" (2007)
Casey MacDonald: Ugh! Edwin, how long have you been here?
Edwin Venturi: Since I was born.


"Life with Derek: Adios, Derek (#3.12)" (2007)
Casey MacDonald: Oh, so it's my fault you're failing Spanish.
Derek Venturi: Yeah, and thanks to you my parents might be sending me to private school.
Casey MacDonald: What! That is SO unfair!
Derek Venturi: I know!
Casey MacDonald: When I wanted to go to private school, there wasn't money.
Derek Venturi: Huh?


"Life with Derek: House of Games (#1.8)" (2005)
Casey: If you don't have a place for your toothbrush, then what exactly do you have?


"Life with Derek: Grade A Cheater (#3.11)" (2007)
Mr.Gilmour: Everything okay at home?
Casey MacDonald: No, Derek still lives there but that's not the problem.


"Life with Derek: Grade-Point: Average (#1.5)" (2005)
Casey MacDonald: Come on, it was a self-portrait. How does she know how I think I look.


"Life with Derek: Sixteen Sparkplugs (#3.14)" (2007)
George Venturi: The prince has been in this family for 16 years.
Derek Venturi: Really, then the prince and I have a lot in common.
Casey MacDonald: Were getting rid of you too?


"Life with Derek: Lies My Brother Told Me (#2.6)" (2006)
Casey McDonald: Alright, Derek. You got me into this mess, you get me out.
Edwin Venturi: Casey, speaking from experience, Derek doesn't respond to demands. He prefers the big yes-man, boot-licking approach.
[Casey is exasperated]
Casey McDonald: Derek, you are the gu-ru of the sacred art of deceit. You and only you can help me in my hour of need. Please, oh Great Liar, take pity on my poor truthful soul.


"Life with Derek: A Very Derekus Christmas (#3.16)" (2007)
[during an introduction]
Casey MacDonald: Christmas is a time to celebrate peace and love. It's a time to give.
[sighs]
Casey MacDonald: Unless you're Derek, in which case it's a time to celebrate yourself. Which is pretty much what he does all year long.