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: [the M.A.D. Nurse has caught Penny tresspassing in front of the M.A.D. Clinic
] I'll take that little girl.
[Confiscates Penny's computer book and grabs her arm
: No, let me go.
[M.A.D. Nurse takes Penny into the M.A.D. clinic
: [the M.A.D. Nurse has taken Penny into an empty room and locked her computer book into the safe
] Now you sit here tightly, dear, while I talk to Dr. Noodleman about your trespassing here!
[leaves room and locks the door
: Locked in. Thank goodness she didn't take away my computer watch too.
: So this is Transylvania. Inspector Gadget
: Yes, Penny, Transylvania. Home of Count Dracula and other ghosts, goblins and spooks.
: Unscrew the top mud brick. Penny
: Say what now? Talon
: Little Miss Gadget isn't familiar with false bottom bricks? Ha! All the top vilains are using them.
: According to my Codex, Cheekster's a cheater. Known for using every dirty trick in the book to win. Inspector Gadget
: Where does one get this dirty book? And why wouldn't they clean it?
: I can't believe Talon programmed this whole thing. It's almost as big as his massive ego!
: [to Gadget
] Time for lunch. Inspector Gadget
: [wearing ear muffs
] School? I'll give you a ride as soon as I'm finished shoveling the driveway. Penny
: But it's Saturday. Inspector Gadget
: Why would Penny want to go to school on a Saturday?
: There's no time for explanations, but if that dog and this cat don't put these matching hats on in less than a minute, they'll permanently be in each others bodies! Inspector Gadget
: You had me at 'matching hats'.
: [to a Mad Agent
] He's not a guy, he's my uncle.
: Hm, I'm picking up a definate ticking sound. But I can't tell if it's the Stop Clock, or the Clock Shop. Try saying that five times fast.
: Ok, intell suggests that MAD could have control of this entire place. Inspector Gadget
: We'd better go in, Gadget's blazing.
: Unless this alien is from the planet Plastic, this isn't an alien at all! I knew it. And I bet I know who's behind it, too.
: This is the spookiest ski school I've ever seen.
: Gosh, Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget. Inspector Gadget
: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, ya know.
: Look, Uncle, there's the water fountain. Inspector Gadget
: Well, it looks like a water fountain...
[Gets squirted in the face
] Inspector Gadget
: Just as I expected, it's a water fountain.
: [to Brain
] I didn't kick you into a closet, I wasn't even here, I was busy letting kittens and puppies fall.
: [Penny sneezes
] Ew! Are you allergic to good looks or something? Penny
: Nope, just cats.
: I'm so nervous, Uncle Gadget. Inspector Gadget
: Imagine everyone's in their underwear. Penny
: Huh? Inspector Gadget
: I do that, even when I'm not nervous.
: Hm. Security Card isn't working. Penny
: Uhm, I think that's your gym card... Chief Quimby
: Ah! That would explain it.
[slides another card down the card reader
: And that's a creditcard.
[Quimby tries another card
: Coffee Club card.
: That's a picture of a sailboat.
: That's a cracker.