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Inspector Gadget (Character)
from "Inspector Gadget" (1983)

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Inspector Gadget (1999)
Inspector Gadget: I don't know what you're up to, Claw, but I will stop you.
Dr. Claw: Aw touché, Inspector, I think someone has been watching way too many Saturday morning cartoons.

Inspector Gadget: Wowser!

Gadgetmobile: Let's team up: I'll go after them; and you say 10-4!
Inspector Gadget: 10-4?
Gadgetmobile: Right. See ya!
[speeds off after some escaped convicts, leaving Gadget just standing there]

Inspector Gadget: I owe you one, Scolex. You wrecked my car, and I really liked that car.
Dr. Claw: Well, you crushed my hand and I really liked that hand. So Go-Go get over it!

Dr. Brenda Bradford: I'll be with you every step of the way!
Inspector Gadget: Okay. I'd shake your hand, but you might lose an eye.

Officer John Brown: Justice will be served.

Officer John Brown: Thelma, how do I look?
Thelma: Like a geek from Kansas who became a security guard.

Officer John Brown: Dr. Bradford? Hi. I borrowed a book from your dad. "Power Learning Through Speed Study." It took me forever to get through it.

"Inspector Gadget: The Invasion (#1.17)" (1983)
Inspector Gadget: Now I'll prove to you that Martians are just an image of your figment. Uh, I mean a figure of your sensation. Well you know what I mean.

Inspector Gadget: Hey, where's my Venutian? He stole my dog!

Inspector Gadget: You can't be a Martian. I don't believe in Martians. You must be from Venus, or some place.

"Inspector Gadget: Basic Training (#1.21)" (1983)
Inspector Gadget: Hold everything. Just what do you think you're doing?
Engineer: Driving the train.
Inspector Gadget: Then you must have a driver's license. Let me see it.

Inspector Gadget: Very clever, using real rocks for the fake avalanche trick.

Inspector Gadget: [delivers computer parts to a man, not knowing he's really Dr. Claw] Here are your computer parts.
Dr. Claw: Thank you, Inspector. You've done an admirable job.
Inspector Gadget: All in the line of duty. Good day.
[Gets in elevator]
Inspector Gadget: Where have I heard that voice?

"Inspector Gadget: Haunted Castle (#1.8)" (1983)
Inspector Gadget: Be careful, Brain, those are probably priceless fake artifacts.

Penny: So this is Transylvania.
Inspector Gadget: Yes, Penny, Transylvania. Home of Count Dracula and other ghosts, goblins and spooks.

"Inspector Gadget: The Infiltration (#1.18)" (1983)
Inspector Gadget: Just what do you think you're doing? Pleasure boating is no place on a busy river like this!

Inspector Gadget: [there is a traffic jam] It's just like I tell you at home, Penny, always make sure to pick up after yourself. Even a child's tricycle can be dangerous if it's left out on the sidewalk. Yes sir, I'd really like to talk to the idiot who caused this mess.
Policeman: Excuse me, sir, is that your van?
[Points to the Gadget Van parked in the middle of the road, which has caused the grid lock]
Inspector Gadget: Why yes, it is my van. Hmm, how on earth did it get there?

"Inspector Gadget: The Incredible Shrinking Gadget (#2.8)" (1985)
Inspector Gadget: This car is acting funny. Ah, of course, the emergency brake is on.

Inspector Gadget: [Gadget has gotten shrunk by Professor Dumkoff's ray gun] Go Go Gadget mini suit! Go Go Gadget mini shoes and mini hat!

"Inspector Gadget: M.A.D. Trap (#1.20)" (1983)
[Reading a note on the door of Police HQ]
Inspector Gadget: [reads sign] "Closed until horrible crime is committed. Signed, The Chief."

Inspector Gadget: This glass is broken. That can only mean one thing... and THAT'S what I have to find out.

"Inspector Gadget: Snakin' All Over (#1.58)" (1983)
Inspector Gadget: I haven't seen this much snow since that episode in the Arctic.

Penny: [to Gadget] Time for lunch.
Inspector Gadget: [wearing ear muffs] School? I'll give you a ride as soon as I'm finished shoveling the driveway.
Penny: But it's Saturday.
Inspector Gadget: Why would Penny want to go to school on a Saturday?

"Inspector Gadget: Gadget in Winterland (#1.1)" (1983)
Gadget: This guy's getting on my Gadget nerves.

Gadget: Scratch one M.A.D. agent disguised as a garbage pale.

Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) (V)
[at the science convention]
Inspector Gadget: Now I need you to keep an sharp eye out, Gadgetmobile, if you see anything suspicious you let me know!
Gadgetmobile: You mean like a Trekkie with a girlfriend?

Inspector Gadget: You can't fire me. I quit!

"Inspector Gadget: Gadget in Minimadness (#2.7)" (1985)
Inspector Gadget: I'd better get a new rubber duckie. This one is too mean.

Chief Quimby: With Capeman gone, maybe you'd better come down to the station for a few days.
Inspector Gadget: No thanks, Chief, I'll lock myself in the Gadget house. That way, I'll be as safe as if I were you.
[Chief is blown up by the message]
Chief Quimby: I wish he hadn't said that.

Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas (1992) (TV)
Inspector Gadget: And here on page forty-seven, I listed the optional items.
Chief Quimby: Gadget? It's me!
Inspector Gadget: Of course it's you Santa and I've always believed in you.
Chief Quimby: Gadget? It's me!
Inspector Gadget: No question about it Santa!

Inspector Gadget: Merry Christmas to all and a go-go gadget good night.

"Inspector Gadget: Gadget at the Circus (#1.4)" (1983)
Inspector Gadget: [after seeing Dr.Claw's M.A.D. Jet pass by] I gonna call the airport. That plane has a real dirty engine.

"Inspector Gadget: Mind Over MADder/Train-ing Day (#1.15)" (2015)
Inspector Gadget: Oh Penny, whenever I make a wrong decision, which is never, I like to just move on. You know the old saying: get right back on the horse and punch a bird in a bush.

"Inspector Gadget: Lost in the Lost City of Atlantis/A Penny Saved (#1.19)" (2015)
Inspector Gadget: Don't worry, Chief, we'll make sure the found lost maps will remain unlost in it's found lostiness.

"Inspector Gadget: Health Spa (#1.6)" (1983)
Inspector Gadget: All work and no play makes Gadget a dull boy.

"Inspector Gadget: Gone Went the Wind (#1.39)" (1983)
[Delirious, Gadget sits on a polar bear's lap, thinking its Santa Claus]
Inspector Gadget: I'd like a choo-choo train, a candy cane, an Inspector Gadget doll...

"Inspector Gadget: You Know the Drill/Operation HQ Reunion (#1.9)" (2015)
Inspector Gadget: Surprise? Why, that's my second middle name!

"Inspector Gadget: Follow That Jet (#1.52)" (1983)
Inspector Gadget: An air show? Now why would anybody want to pay to see air?

"Inspector Gadget: The Curse of the Pharaoh (#1.19)" (1983)
Inspector Gadget: So, you slipped away. No one gets away from Inspector Gadget and gets away with it.

"Inspector Gadget: A Hole in One/Operation Hocus Pocus (#1.10)" (2015)
Inspector Gadget: Yep, the year was... whatever year this is, minus a few.
[cue flashback]

"Inspector Gadget: Collider Scope/She Got Dangerous Game (#1.12)" (2015)
Professor Von Slickstein: Just be carefull. Tampering with time can have crazy consequences, like paradoxes, paraflaxes, double ducking, super skank bots and, most annoying of all: time loops!
Inspector Gadget: Not to worry, professor, Father Time has met his match!

"Inspector Gadget: The Boat (#1.7)" (1983)
Inspector Gadget: Go-Go Gadget copter! Go-Go Gadget 'brella! Go-Go Gadget anything!
[Lands safely]
Inspector Gadget: Go-Go Gadget save the day again.

"Inspector Gadget: My Gadget Will Go On/The Gadgetator (#1.13)" (2015)
Penny: According to my Codex, Cheekster's a cheater. Known for using every dirty trick in the book to win.
Inspector Gadget: Where does one get this dirty book? And why wouldn't they clean it?

"Inspector Gadget: Beyond Gadgetdome/Brain Drain (#1.23)" (2015)
Penny: There's no time for explanations, but if that dog and this cat don't put these matching hats on in less than a minute, they'll permanently be in each others bodies!
Inspector Gadget: You had me at 'matching hats'.

"Inspector Gadget: In Seine (#1.59)" (1983)
Inspector Gadget: Say, when will your shop be open again so I can come by and get a new trench coat?
LaPoof: [getting arrested] Uh, in about 20 years.

"Inspector Gadget: MAD Carpet Ride/Appy Days (#1.11)" (2015)
Penny: Ok, intell suggests that MAD could have control of this entire place.
Inspector Gadget: We'd better go in, Gadget's blazing.

"Inspector Gadget: The Capeman Cometh (#2.4)" (1985)
Inspector Gadget: This place is as empty as a graveyard on Halloween.

"Inspector Gadget: The Japanese Connection (#1.30)" (1983)
Sumo Wrestler # 1: [greeting a sparring partner] Ohio!
Sumo Wrestler # 2: Ohio!
Inspector Gadget: Oklahoma.

"Inspector Gadget: Monster Lake (#1.2)" (1983)
Penny: Gosh, Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget.
Inspector Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, ya know.

"Inspector Gadget: Art Heist (#1.15)" (1983)
Penny: Look, Uncle, there's the water fountain.
Inspector Gadget: Well, it looks like a water fountain...
[Gets squirted in the face]
Inspector Gadget: Just as I expected, it's a water fountain.

"Inspector Gadget: The Bermuda Triangle (#1.29)" (1983)
Inspector Gadget: Stupid alien.

"Inspector Gadget: Down on the Farm (#1.3)" (1983)
Inspector Gadget: Am I right? Inspector Gadget is always right.

"Inspector Gadget: Busy Signal (#2.11)" (1985)
Inspector Gadget: I'm on an assignment. I have to find out who's stealing those mansions.
Penny: I think the chief meant that someone's stealing things from the mansions, Uncle Gadget.
Inspector Gadget: No, no, Penny, the chief said mansions were being burglarized.

"Inspector Gadget: A Clawruption/Forever MAD (#1.22)" (2015)
Penny: I'm so nervous, Uncle Gadget.
Inspector Gadget: Imagine everyone's in their underwear.
Penny: Huh?
Inspector Gadget: I do that, even when I'm not nervous.