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[as the British parade into Messina
] Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery
: Don't smirk, Patton. I shan't kiss you. Patton
: Pity. I shaved very close this morning in preparation for getting smacked by you.
Capt. Oskar Steiger
: [inside the German bunker
] Sir, the Americans have taken Palermo! General Alfred Jodl
: Damn! Messenger
: [after pulling up to Monty's command post
] Sir, Patton's taken Palermo! Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery
Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery
: Shall I call the artist back sir? Patton
: To hell with it. Nobody wants to see a picture of me, I'm mad! Didn't you know that?
Gen. Bernard Law Montgomery
: I'll be off, then. Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower
: I'll walk you out. Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower
: Supposed to be a good movie. Gen. Bernard Law Montgomery
: Not much taste for the cinema myself. Besides, Never enough time for preparation, is there? Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower
: Well, we all need some recreation. A movie once a week, let the hair down seems to do the trick. Gen. Bernard Law Montgomery
: If you say so. Although, if you don't mind me saying so... that jeering when you came on the screen. A bit much. Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower
: Good natured as I see it. Gen. Bernard Law Montgomery
: Undisciplined. Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower
: So is using German troop movements to push your plan for a dagger thrust again. The broad assault is a closed matter. I allow all my sub-commanders latitude, General, but restraint is also a virtue. Gen. Bernard Law Montgomery
: Yes, sir. Point taken.
: I'm waiting for you, you son of a Nazi whore! Daisy
: Father! The Vicar
: Come and fight me! My God against yours! Monty
: Sorry, sir, he must have found his way back to the bottle. Churchill
: Good man. The Vicar
: Sausage eating wankers!
: Let us take example from the Church... double the ale ration!