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: [helping Plotz to sign some papers
] Sign here, here, here and here. Mr. Plotz
: By the way. What am I signing? Yakko
: Oh, well. You know. A little of that, a little of this. Yakko
: [holding up a check worth 80 zillion dollars
] Mostly this.
: I want you to take a letter. Wakko Warner
: Where do you want me to take it? Mr. Plotz
: No no, I mean I want you to write a letter! Wakko Warner
: [brings up a notepad
] Okay. Dear Santa, I have been ever so good this year. I would like a new mallet and a shiny new anvil. Mr. Plotz
: No no no no, write a letter for me, FOR ME! Wakko Warner
: But I don't know what you want for Christmas.
: [Wakko swallows Thaddeus Plotz's paperweight
] And give me back my paperweight! Wakko Warner
: Okay, but you'll have to wait a while. Yakko
: Mwah! Goodnight everybody!
: [serious voice over
] We were each chosen for our unique abilities. That's Dot. Her specialty: Cuteness. That's Wakko. His specialty: The mallet. That's me. My specialty: *Two paddle-balls at once!* Thaddius Plotz
: [referring to a map
] Now you have to get from this office here to soundstage 64 here, and stop that director. Any questions? Dot
: Would I look cute as a blonde? Wakko
: Why do cats purr? Yakko
: Who's chubbier, Perry Mason or Scotty on "Star Trek"?
: I haven't been this upset since we made "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead"!