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Wakko Warner (Character)
from "Animaniacs" (1993)

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Animaniacs: Wakko's Wish (1999) (V)
King Salazar: When will this insanity stop?
Dot Warner, Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner: I know! Pick me! Pick me! I know!
King Salazar: Yes, you.
Dot Warner: Daaaaah... what was the question?
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner: Good Answer! All right!

Wakko Warner: If only I'd earned more...
Yakko Warner: Hey, we'll find some other way to pay for her operation.
Wakko Warner: I guess so...
Yakko Warner: You turning in?
Wakko Warner: ...To what?
Yakko Warner: ...Good question. See you in the morning.
Wakko Warner: Good night.

Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner: [singing Jingle Bells] Sailing through the slush/In a wind-blown wagon sled/Down the road we mush/Dot is still in bed!
Dot Warner: [singing] I'm getting really bored/I've read this magazine/If we don't get there soon/I think I'm gonna scream!
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [sings the chorus] Oh, wishing star, from afar/Dot is getting worse/Be a sport and grant our wish or we'll sing another verse!

Yakko Warner: [looking at a ravine] Wow, just don't look down.
Wakko Warner: Do you get Vertigo?
Yakko Warner: Nah.
Wakko Warner: Me neither.
Yakko Warner: Yeah. I've seen that movie three times and I still don't get it.

Wakko Warner: [singing] Twinkle twinkle wishing star how I wonder where you are, out in space so bright and clear, can you see me way down here?
[pausing]
Wakko Warner: Hmm I wonder?
[singing]
Wakko Warner: Let me pick the star that's right and pick the wishing star tonight, like finding a needle in a haystack, eeny meeny miney moe and jack, wishing star please hear my plea grant one wish one wish for me
[star comes through the window]
Wakko Warner: uh oh I think I broke it!

Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: [singing] We're leaving Acme Falls to find the wishing star/ we're heading off to seek our dream come true/ It's waiting right out there/ the answer to our prayer.
Wakko Warner: A wish for free...
Yakko Warner, Dot Warner: That you might be a multimillionaire, that's why/ we're off to seek our destiny together...
Yakko Warner: It's one for all...
Wakko Warner: And all for one...
Dot Warner: Times three!
Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: Who cares about the stuff we lack/ we're on our way and we won't be back...
Wakko Warner: Until we find that star.
Dot Warner: Gee, it looks kind of far.
Yakko Warner: Too bad we don't have a car.
Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: Oh, what the hey! We're on our way/ to find the wishing star! We're leaving Acme Falls to find the wishing star/ and when we do, our troubles are gonna be through/ It's just around the bend/ it's where the mountains end/ We're packing our load/ we're hitting the road/ let's sing it together again - Hey hey! We want to be the first to touch the wishing star/ We're northward bound/ we're leaving town today!
Yakko Warner: We're taking a stand...
Wakko Warner: We're making a vow...
Dot Warner: This is the place...
Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: The moment is now! We're Yakko, Wakko and Dot/ We're giving it all we've got!
Dot Warner: We're coming, so ready or not...
Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: Today's the day/ we're on our way to find the wishing star!

King Salazar: You horrible children! Who taught you how to behave?
Wakko Warner: [sadly] No one, sir.
Dot Warner: You see - cough! Cough! We're orphans.
King Salazar: Yes, well, everyone has problems.
Yakko Warner: [Bambi eyes] You know, we'd SO like to be adopted.
Wakko Warner: Will you be our new daddy?
King Salazar: Certainly not!
Dot Warner: [jumps on him] Buy me a toy, daddy! Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!
Wakko Warner: Oh, please Dad! Do!
King Salazar: I'm not your father!
Yakko Warner: That's not what Mommy said.

Yakko Warner: Oh, riiiight! The secrets about the wishing star- right! Yeah. You see, the key to the whole thing is... Uh, you got a little something in your nose.
King Salazar: Huh? Where?
Yakko Warner: Right there.
King Salazar: [sniffs] Did I get it?
Yakko Warner: Yeah - noooo, no, still there.
King Salazar: [sniffs again] How about now?
Yakko Warner: Now it's over there. Ooh.
King Salazar: [wipes] How about now?
Yakko Warner: No. Ugh.
Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: Ewww! Get it! Get it! Get it!
Yakko Warner: Please! Could you go to the bathroom and take care of it? Oof. I mean, whoops!
[gags]
King Salazar: Oh, all right!
[Goes into the bathroom. Wakko jumps down and locks the door]
Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: [dancing] We're in charge! We're in charge!


"Animaniacs: De-Zanitized/The Monkey Song/Nighty-Night Toon (#1.1)" (1993)
Wakko: Maybe you should see a P-psychiatrist.
Dr. Scratchensniff: I AM a P-psych... I mean, a psychiatrist!

Dr. Scratchensniff: What is on your mind?
Wakko: My hat.
Dr. Scratchensniff: No, your hat is on your head. What is on your MIND?
Wakko: My... skin?
Dr. Scratchensniff: No, that's on your head. What is on your MIND?
Wakko: Oh, I got it! My hair!
Dr. Scratchensniff: Your hair is on your head!
[tears off some of his hair]
Dr. Scratchensniff: THIS IS HAIR! THIS IS HAIR! IT'S NOT ON MY MIND! IT'S ON MY HEAD!
Wakko: No, it's in your hand.

Narrator: Inside the Water Tower room there was a log flume and a picture of a big baboon.
Ralph the Guard: Huh?
Narrator: And three little toons acting like goons.
Yakko: I'm Yakko
Wakko: I'm Wakko.
Dot: And I'm cute!
Narrator: A dog and a cat.
Runt: Cat? Where's a cat?
Narrator: And a big-headed rat
The Brain: I'm a mouse, not a rat.

Narrator: In this room and in this verse are Dr. Scratchensniff and...
Wakko, Yakko: Hello Nurse!


"Animaniacs: Slippin' on the Ice Song/'Twas the Day Before Christmas/Jingle Boo/The Great Wakkorotti: The Holiday Concert/Toy Shop Terror/Yakko's Universe (#1.50)" (1993)
Yakko Warner: So 'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Dot Warner: Some creatures was stirring
Wakko Warner: Including a mouse!
[points at Pinky and Brain]
The Brain: Tonight my dear Pinky our plan is unfurled, we'll steal Santa's sleigh and take over the world!
Pinky: Brain you're a genius, you simply astound me
[accidentally hits Brain with a sack he's carrying knocking him off the tower]
Pinky: Narf Brain's gonna pound me!

Dot Warner: The stockings were hung so our names clearly showed...
Wakko Warner: In hopes that old Santa would leave a wide load,
Yakko Warner: Mwah! Goodnight, everybody!

Dot Warner: [after Ralph who's dressed as Santa Claus crashes through their ceiling] He was dressed all in furs with a glaze in his eyes, 'cuz the fall knocked him silly
Ralph the Guard: [Dazed] Duh, happy Easter you guys!
Wakko Warner: His face how it twinkled, his dimples how merry
Dot Warner: His cheeks were like roses
Yakko Warner: [Pointing at Ralph's belly sticking out his shirt] His gut that was scary!


"Animaniacs: No Pain, No Painting/Les Miseranimals (#1.11)" (1993)
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: [singing to the tune of Frere Jaques] Frere Warner, Frere Warner/Whats that mean?/Keep it clean/Yakko is a yacker/Wakko is a snacker/Dots plain cute/So's this boot.

Yakko: I've got the beans!
Wakko: I got the Ketchup!
Dot: I got the Buns!
[wiggles her bottom, revealing white panties]
Yakko: Sez you!

Dot: What does Christie Brinkley have that I don't have?
Yakko, Wakko: Billy Joel!


"Animaniacs: Flipper Parody/Temporary Insanity/Operation: Lollipop/What Are We? (#1.6)" (1993)
[repeated line]
Wakko Warner: I never get to get it!

Mr. Plotz: [Wakko swallows Thaddeus Plotz's paperweight] And give me back my paperweight!
Wakko Warner: Okay, but you'll have to wait a while.
Yakko: Mwah! Goodnight everybody!

Wakko Warner: [attempting to distract his siblings so he can answer the phone] Look it's a big fat fanny!


"Animaniacs: Cutie and the Beast/Boo Happens/Noel (#4.2)" (1996)
Yakko: Hey, you wanna go get a cappuccino?
Dot: Sure. Wakko, you coming?
Wakko: Nah, I got a date.
Yakko: When do you *not* have a date?
Wakko: [angrily] I got a date! So sue me!
Dot: She will!

[During the credits]
Yakko: [Sarcastic] Ooh goodie. Here come the storyboard artists.
Wakko: What do they do?
Yakko: Besides drawing us off-model and taking three hour coffee breaks, not much.

[Dot keeps flubbing her lines]
Yakko: I'm Yakko.
Wakko: I'm Wakko.
Dot: And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Franchesca Banana Falana... Arrrgh!
Director: Cut!
Yakko: Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Banana Falana.
Wakko: [laughing] Banana Falana!
Dot: Oh, thanks for your support, Mr. P Pop Into the Mic!
Wakko: Oh, pooh! I never pop my P's!
Director: Uh, Wakko? We got a big P pop on "pooh". Could we have that again?
Dot: Ha!


"Animaniacs: Mary Tyler Dot Song/Windsor Hassle/...And Justice for Slappy (#1.45)" (1993)
Queen Elizabeth II: Now, we would like you to begin work immediately.
Wakko Warner: ...Who's like us to begin?
Queen Elizabeth II: We would. Us. Ourselves.
Wakko Warner: [Jumping up on Queen Elizabeth and looks down her throat] How many people you got in there? Hello? HELLO?
Queen Elizabeth II: Get away from us!
Yakko Warner: She needs therapy.
[Plants the queen on a therapy couch]
Yakko Warner: Alright Sybil, whom I'm speaking to now?
Queen Elizabeth II: We insist that you stop this! You people are crazy!
Yakko Warner: Look who's talking.

Queen Elizabeth II: Knock knock!
Wakko Warner: Who's there?
Queen Elizabeth II: The Queen!
Wakko Warner: "The Queen" who?
Queen Elizabeth II: The Queen of England!
Wakko Warner: ...That's not a very funny knock-knock joke.


I'm Mad (1994)
Wakko Warner: [singing] Are we there yet? I'm tired. I'm hungry. How far? My nose is snotty, need to move my body, gotta use the potty, Better stop the car.

Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: [singing] Every time we take a trip, It's always just the same With the fighting und the biting Und the calling all those names. Then there's pushing und there's shoving und there's scratching on the neck. When we finally get to where we're going everyone's a wreck!
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!


"Animaniacs: Baloney & Kids/Super Buttons/Katie Ka-Boom: The Driving Lesson (#1.61)" (1994)
Yakko Warner: It was harsh but it had to be done.
[Baloney starts laughing]
Wakko Warner: IT'S UNSTOPPABLE!

Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [singing] We love you
Baloney: I love we!
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [pointing at Baloney] He's as dumb as dumb can be
Baloney: Yep
[laughs]
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [singing] But we found a way that we can get along
Baloney: [singing] I stand still for the anvil song
[laughs then gets crushed by a falling anvil]


"Animaniacs: Guardin' in the Garden/Plane Pals (#1.22)" (1993)
Ivan Bloski: [Bloski runs into the cockpit] Help! I'm being harassed by children that look like big bugs with clothes. I demand you do something immediately!
[the members of the flight crew turn around to reveal that they are, as expected, the Warners]
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: What'd you have in mind?

Yakko Warner: [as Ivan Bloski jumps into the ocean and swims away furiously] Friends don't let friends disappear over the horizon alone.
[the Warners all jump into a rowboat]
Yakko Warner: Wait!
Dot Warner: Stick around!
Wakko Warner: We're gonna make sloppy joes and rent Don Knotts videos!


"Animaniacs: Mobster Mash/Lake Titicaca/Icebreakers (#1.48)" (1993)
[from "Mobster Mash"]
Don Pepperoni: [to Mobster henchmen] Show these kids the door!
Yakko: That's OK, we can see it from here.
[Mobster henchmen pick the Warners up and carry them bodily to the door]
Yakko: Ooh, nice door.
Wakko: Faboo!
Dot: Great hinges.
[camera changes to outside the restaurant as the Warners are thrown flying out the door]
Yakko: [to his siblings] Was it something we said?

[from "Mobster Mash"]
Don Pepperoni: You're gonna be sleeping with the fishies tonight!
Yakko: Can we all go?
Wakko: Is Jimmy Hoffa there?
Dot: Will he read to us?


"Freakazoid!: The Freakazoid (#2.2)" (1996)
Neighbor: Hey! What are you doing?
Freakazoid: I'm fulfilling your request; I'm mowing your lawn.
Neighbor: While the Lobe's attacking everybody? Go get him already! What are you, wacko?
Wakko Warner: No, *I'm* Wakko!
[singing]
Wakko Warner: Baton Rouge, Lousiana / Indianapolis, Indiana, /And Columbus is the capitol of Ohi...
Freakazoid: HEY! Wakko, what are you doing here? We're kind of in the middle of something.
Wakko Warner: Oh, it's okay! Steven loves it when we do this stuff. After all, "Animaniacs" is his favorite.
Freakazoid: Uh, sorry to break this to you, Wakko, but if I'm not mistaken, "Freakazoid!" is Steven's favorite show. We got a memo.
The Brain: Ahem, I believe you're both mistaken. It is the sophisticated wit and charm of "Pinky and the Brain" that has captured Steven's heart, as well as making it the breakaway hit of the WB's schedule.
Freakazoid: Well, why don't we just go find out?
[Later, at the Amblin Entertainment building, they continue to argue]
Steven Spielberg: QUIET! Now what's this about?
Freakazoid: First of all, Steven, thank you very much for taking the time to meet with us. We realize you're very busy, and...
The Brain: Oh, just ask him!
Freakazoid: We were just wondering... who's your favorite?
Steven Spielberg: Who are you people?

The Lobe: [Someone screaming as the Lobe chases after him with a death ray] Top o' the mornin' Freakazoid!
Freakazoid's Neighbour: Hey what are you doing?
Freakazoid: I'm fulfilling your request. I'm mowing your lawn.
Freakazoid's Neighbour: While the Lobe is attacking everyone? Are you whacko?
Wakko Warner: No I'm Wakko! Baton Rouge Lousiana, Indiapolis, Indiana, and Columbus is the capital of Ohio.
Freakazoid: Wakko what are you doing? We're in the middle of something.
Wakko Warner: Oh it's okay. Steven likes it when we do this after all Animaniacs is his favorite.
Freakazoid: Uh sorry to break this to you Wakko but if I'm not mistaken Freakazoid is Steven's favourite. We got a memo.
The Brain: I believe you're both mistaken. It is the sophisticated wit and charm of Pinky and the Brain that has captured Steven's heart as well as making it the break away hit of the Kids WB's schedule.
Stephen Speilberg: QUIET! Now what's this all about?
Freakazoid: First of all Steven thank you very much for taking the time to meet with us. We know you're very busy and...
The Brain: Oh just ask him!
Freakazoid: Who's your favorite?
Stephen Speilberg: Who are you people?


"Animaniacs: Draculee, Draculaa/Phranken-Runt (#1.29)" (1993)
Yakko: On second thought let's start the search tomorrow. I'm tired.
Wakko: I'm hungry.
Dot: I'm cute.
Dot: Hey I can't help it if I'm cute.

Wakko: [talking about Dracula] That guy sure dresses funny.
Dot: This is Pennsylvania, Wakko. He's probably Amish.
Yakko: I'll handle him. I saw "Witness" twice.
[opens the door for Dracula]


"Animaniacs: Meatballs or Consequences/A Moving Experience (#1.19)" (1993)
Dot: What's death like, Wakko?
Wakko: Pretty boring. I've already hummed all the songs I know.

Yakko Warner: [holding onto Death] We'll all be like a family!
Wakko: Can we call you "Dadoo"?
Dot: Hey, Pop, can we stay up past ten?
Yakko Warner: Can we watch the adult channel?
Yakko Warner, Wakko: Hellooooooo, Nurse!


"Animaniacs: Distasterpiece Theatre/Hercule Yakko/Home on De-Nile/A Midsummer Night's Dream (#1.25)" (1993)
Yakko: [He and Dot are dressed in detective outfits] Number one sister! Dust for prints!
[she pulls out a feather duster]
Yakko: [goes over to Wakko, who is reclined in an easy chair] Doctor Wakko, it could be a long night. Better order some pizzas.
Wakko Warner: [picks up a telephone next to the chair] I'd like forty-two pizzas, six with no crusts.
[smiles at camera]
Yakko: [goes over to Flavio and Marita] Now - Do you have any enemies?
Flavio Hippo, Marita Hippo: No.
Yakko: Do you have any creditors?
Flavio Hippo, Marita Hippo: No.
Yakko: Well then...
[he runs over to a piano and begins playing it]
Yakko: Do you have any requests? Thank you so much!
[picks up a mic and begins singing]
Yakko: Way down, Jack / Upon the Nile River, Jack...
Dot: I found Prince!
[she holds the musical artist Prince in her arms]
Yakko: No no no, *finger*prints!
[he wiggles his fingers]
Dot: [looks at Prince, he smiles at her, then puts his head back in a "facepalm"; Dot shakes her head to the camera] I don't think so.
[she tosses him out a window]

Yakko: [Yakko is reciting Puck's final monologue from A Midsummer Night's Dream while Dot translates] If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended.
Dot: If the actors in our show made you mad, it will be okay if you look at it this way!
Yakko: That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.
Dot: You fell asleep on your butt and dreamed the whole thing.
Yakko: And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream.
Dot: There was a hole in the plot you can drive a truck through.
[behind the action, Wakko is picking flowers and is swatted by a group a fairies. He sprays them away with a fire hose]
Yakko: Gentles, do not reprehend...
Dot: Honeys, don't blame us. You could be watching Oprah.
Yakko: If you pardon, we will mend.
Dot: But we're sorry and we promise our next show will be full of funny skits.
Wakko Warner: [Wakko continues to pick flowers when a very sexy fairy emerges] Hello pixie!
[he chases after her]
Yakko: And, as I am an honest Puck...
Dot: I'm not touching that one.
Yakko: If we have unearned luck now to 'scape the serpent's tongue.
Dot: What he said.
Yakko: We will make amends ere long!
Dot: We'll buy you foot long hot dogs!
Yakko: Else the Puck a liar call: So, good night unto you all.
[he blows a kiss]
Dot: Goodnight everybody!
Yakko: Give me your hands, if we be friends.
Dot: Applaud if you like us!
Wakko Warner: [the pixie Wakko has been chasing after comes up behind him enraged. He tries to give her flowers while she tries to swat him with a huge fly swatter] And Robin shall restore amends.
Dot: And the Boy Wonder will save us.
[the Batmobile drives up and the Warners all jump in it, and it drives away]


"Animaniacs: Hooked on a Ceiling/Goodfeathers: The Beginning (#1.4)" (1993)
Wakko: Yakko, I'm confused.
Yakko: What else is new?


"Animaniacs: Ups and Downs/The Brave Little Trailer/Yes, Always (#1.52)" (1994)
Wakko Warner: Wanna tell jokes?
Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: No! No jokes!
Wakko Warner: It's really funny.
Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: Oh, alright. But just one joke.
Wakko Warner: Knock knock!
Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: Who's there?
Wakko Warner: Max!
Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: Max who?
Wakko Warner: Max wants to come in and go crazy!
Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: OK. Now that joke wasn't really funny. It didn't even make sense.
Wakko Warner: It does if you know Max.
Dr. Otto Scratchensniff: But I don't even know Max!
Wakko Warner: If you did, you'd be laughing.


"Animaniacs: Garage Sale of the Century/West Side Pigeons (#1.12)" (1993)
Wakko: Hello lady in the tree.


"Animaniacs: Cartoons in Wakko's Body/Noah's Lark/The Big Kiss/Hiccup (#1.33)" (1993)
Dot Warner: [after removing cartoons from his various body parts] So Wakko how do you feel now?
Wakko Warner: [holding his rear end in pain] Oh my bottom hurts!
[Yakko and Dot give him annoyed looks]
Yakko Warner: [blowing a kiss to the audience] Goodnight everybody!


"Animaniacs: Moby or Not Moby/Mesozoic Mindy/The Good, the Boo and the Ugly (#1.28)" (1993)
Yakko Warner: You must be Doc.
Ishmael: Call me Ishmael.
Yakko Warner: Call me Ishtar.
Wakko Warner: Call me irresponsible.
Dot Warner: Call me anytime. But not Colette, okay, big fella?


"Animaniacs: Dot's Entertainment/The Girl with the Googily Goop/Gunga Dot (#3.11)" (1996)
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [singing about Googy] The censors all protest, 'cuz she's practically undressed, the cartoon vamp
Dot Warner: She's a tramp!
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner: Hello Googy!


"Animaniacs: Chairman of the Bored/Planets Song/Astro-Buttons (#1.32)" (1993)
Yakko Warner: [after he sings his song naming most of the planets] Well, there you go. That's our solar system.
Wakko Warner: You forgot Uranus.
Yakko Warner: Goodnight, everybody!


"Animaniacs: The Warner's Lot Song/The Big Candy Store/Bumbie's Mom (#1.8)" (1993)
Yakko, Wakko & Dot, Wakko, Dot: Marvin Flaxseed Marvin Flaxseed sis poomb ah. Fighting Irish, Fighting Irish rah, rah, rah!
Dot: GOOOOOOOOO FLAXSEED!
[Dead silence]
Dot: Just kidding.


"Animaniacs: Hitchcock Opening/Hearts of Twilight/The Boids (#1.21)" (1993)
Yakko: [serious voice over] We were each chosen for our unique abilities. That's Dot. Her specialty: Cuteness. That's Wakko. His specialty: The mallet. That's me. My specialty: *Two paddle-balls at once!*
Thaddius Plotz: [referring to a map] Now you have to get from this office here to soundstage 64 here, and stop that director. Any questions?
Dot: Would I look cute as a blonde?
Wakko: Why do cats purr?
Yakko: Who's chubbier, Perry Mason or Scotty on "Star Trek"?


"Animaniacs: Chalkboard Bungle/Hurray for Slappy/The Great Wakkorotti: The Master & His Music (#1.16)" (1993)
Miss Flamiel: Wakko, what is the meaning of the word, "procrastination"?
Wakko: I'll tell you tomorrow.


"Animaniacs: H.M.S. Yakko/Slappy Goes Walnuts/Yakko's Universe Song (#1.3)" (1993)
Captain Mel: Who be ye?
Yakko Warner: We be we. We're the Warner brothers.
Dot Warner: And the Warner sister.
Captain Mel: Ye be trespassing on my private pirate property!
Wakko Warner: Bet ya can't say that three times fast.
Captain Mel: Pirate prinipoly popoly... pi... per
Wakko Warner: You lose.
[Smashes Mel flat with a sledgehammer]


"Animaniacs: Take My Siblings, Please/The Mindy 500/Morning Malaise (#2.1)" (1994)
The Troll: [to Wakko] I'm going to eat you, blah!
Wakko Warner: You can't eat me Mr. Troll, I'm on a contract
[holds one up]
Wakko Warner: Warner Brothers would be very upset with you, they'd sue your pants off!
[grabs the front of the troll's pants and snaps them back in place causing him to grab his crotch in pain]


"Animaniacs: Testimonials/Babblin' Bijou/Potty Emergency/Sir Yaksalot (#1.26)" (1993)
Wakko: Excuse me! Potty emergency!


"Animaniacs: Branimaniacs/The Warners and the Beanstalk/Frontier Slappy (#1.51)" (1994)
Magic Harp: Hello. Please save me!
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner: Hello, harp!
Yakko Warner: She's a dream.
Wakko Warner: She's a princess.
Dot Warner: She's a woman with a harp stuck to her back. Boys...


"Animaniacs: Hot, Bothered, and Bedeviled/Moon Over Minerva/Skullhead Boneyhands (#1.30)" (1993)
Satan: You blundering dolts! Don't you realize you've entered the fiery realm of Hades?
Wakko Warner: Hades?
[runs up to the surface, grabs a snowball, the proceeds to run back and places the snowball on the ground which melts instantly]
Wakko Warner: Boy, they were right! It didn't have a chance!


"Animaniacs: King Yakko (#1.10)" (1993)
Arch Bishop: Your throne, King Yakko.
Wakko: The throne. How do you lift the lid?
Dot: Since when did *you* lift the lid?


"Animaniacs: Roll Over, Beethoven/The Cat and the Fiddle (#1.17)" (1993)
Wakko: [after trying to play Beethoven's hearing aide as if it were a brass instrument] Where's the mouth piece to this thing?
Beethoven: It's in my ear.
Wakko: THAT'S REVOLTING!


"Animaniacs: Super Strong Warner Siblings/Nutcracker Slappy/Wakko's New Gookie/A Quake, a Quake! (#3.1)" (1995)
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [to the tune of "London Bridge Is Falling Down"] L.A. town is falling down/While the ground/Moves around/We won't let it get us down/We're Californians!


"Animaniacs: Hello Nice Warners/La Behemoth/Little Old Slappy from Pasadena (#1.13)" (1993)
Mr. Director: I'm balled over. That was good. You kids got it. You got that special zingy thing. That thing that only comes from here.
[Points at Yakko's chest]
Yakko Warner: That's just a spaghetti stain.
Mr. Director: See, that's funny. You're wack-o!
Yakko Warner: No.
[Grabs Wakko]
Yakko Warner: This is Wakko.
Mr. Director: You're funny!
Yakko Warner: No, I'm Yakko. And, that's Dot.
Dot Warner: Have we met before?
Mr. Director: [Crazy Voice] Oh! I love these kids! They are so funny! Sweet kids who look like puppies! Flamiel!
[Normal voice]
Mr. Director: Where're you kids going?
Yakko Warner: Gen Murray's house?
Mr. Director: You kids are gonna be in my movie.
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [to audience] Movie?
Mr. Director: Who are you talking to?
Wakko Warner: The people watching on TV.
Mr. Director: Peoples? What peoples?
[Crazy voice]
Mr. Director: Hello, nice people in the TV!
[Normal Voice]
Mr. Director: Hey! I don't see any... where'd they go? Ah, there you are!
[Crazy Voice]
Mr. Director: Nice kids, we're with the movie gonna do a thing!
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: AAAAAAAAAAH!
[Try to run out the door]
Ralph the Guard: Duh! Where are they?
Yakko Warner: [Shuts the door] Okay, Mr. Penzoil Head, you talked us into it. We'll do your movie.
Mr. Director: [Crazy voice] Oh1 You'll do! The mov...! You'll do the! Happy! I am! So much! Oil!
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [to audience] Be afraid! Be very afraid!