From "Are You Being Served?: Calling All Customers (#9.4)"
[Mrs. Slocombe has entered a story she wrote into a contest
I think the heroine ought to be ten years younger to make it believable... she takes an herbal bath on nearly every page.
A lot of men prefer older women. I mean, what about that Joan Collins in Dynasty.
Yes, but she doesn't jump into trucks at 80 miles an hour with a spanner in one hand, saying, "Hand over your smoky or I'll put the boot in."