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: Are you sure you want a child, Apu? Apu
: You know, I do! I mean, there comes a time in a man's life when he asks himself, "who will float my corpse down the Ganges?" Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
: Oh Apu, take me now!
[Apu turns out the bedroom light
: Oh, Calcutta!
[Manjula and Apu are in the hospital with newborns
: How did we get eight? Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
: Apu, I must confess. When we were having trouble conceiving, I took fertility drugs. Apu
: Wooh. I, too, am afraid I'm guilty of monkeying with nature. I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast squishy. Hibbert
: [Using a calculator
] Mmm-hmm. Well that would only account for quintuplets. Did anyone *else* slip this woman fertility drugs?
[Homer, Marge, and Bart raise their hands
] Homer Simpson
: Mine tasted like strawberry.
[Homer pops one into his mouth
] Homer Simpson
[after Apu's wife Manjula gives birth to Octuplets. Apu has been awake all night trying to put them all to sleep, and has fallen asleep himself
: [Waking Apu up
] Apu, it's 4:00 am, you're late for work. Apu
: [Wakes Up
] Oh, I just had the most beautiful dream where I died. Manjula
: Oh, no you don't. Not 'til they're out of college. Apu
: Listen, I'll die when I want to.
: Oh, little Maggie, aren't you cute with your little bow.
: Maggie loves baby talk. Manjula
: That was Hindi.
: I don't know why you listen to Sanskrit 93.7, The Dot? Apu
: I like Mamud, Maheet and Badujin in the morning. No caste is safe from their merry japes. Manjula
: Having a Ma-hot-ma or Ma-not-na contest is not a jape. It's sexist sacrilege. Apu
: Well, you have so much in common: non-stop talk at drive time! Manjula
: Take it back! Apu
: I take it back.