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Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon (Character)
from "The Simpsons" (1989)

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"The Simpsons: Eight Misbehavin' (#11.7)" (1999)
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Are you sure you want a child, Apu?
Apu: You know, I do! I mean, there comes a time in a man's life when he asks himself, "who will float my corpse down the Ganges?"
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh Apu, take me now!
[Apu turns out the bedroom light]
Apu: Oh, Calcutta!

[Manjula and Apu are in the hospital with newborns]
Apu: How did we get eight?
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Apu, I must confess. When we were having trouble conceiving, I took fertility drugs.
Apu: Wooh. I, too, am afraid I'm guilty of monkeying with nature. I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast squishy.
Hibbert: [Using a calculator] Mmm-hmm. Well that would only account for quintuplets. Did anyone *else* slip this woman fertility drugs?
[Homer, Marge, and Bart raise their hands]
Homer Simpson: Mine tasted like strawberry.
[Homer pops one into his mouth]
Homer Simpson: Ovulicious...

[after Apu's wife Manjula gives birth to Octuplets. Apu has been awake all night trying to put them all to sleep, and has fallen asleep himself]
Manjula: [Waking Apu up] Apu, it's 4:00 am, you're late for work.
Apu: [Wakes Up] Oh, I just had the most beautiful dream where I died.
Manjula: Oh, no you don't. Not 'til they're out of college.
Apu: Listen, I'll die when I want to.

Manjula: Oh, little Maggie, aren't you cute with your little bow.
[does baby-talk]
Marge: Maggie loves baby talk.
Manjula: That was Hindi.

"The Simpsons: Moe Letter Blues (#21.21)" (2010)
Manjula: I don't know why you listen to Sanskrit 93.7, The Dot?
Apu: I like Mamud, Maheet and Badujin in the morning. No caste is safe from their merry japes.
Manjula: Having a Ma-hot-ma or Ma-not-na contest is not a jape. It's sexist sacrilege.
Apu: Well, you have so much in common: non-stop talk at drive time!
Manjula: Take it back!
Apu: I take it back.

"The Simpsons: Much Apu About Something (#27.12)" (2016)
Manjula: Please don't make a scene.
Homer Simpson: But if you do, bring back some breadsticks.