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: I can't believe it! Homer Simpson a bloody millionaire? Homer Simpson
: Why are you so shocked? This is our fifth take.
: Are you and Marge planning on having children? Homer Simpson
: No way! You won't find a couple of rugrats tying me down.
[Cut to Homer and Marge with young Bart and Lisa
] Homer Simpson
: I hope you don't use this shot after the one where I say I won't have kids, because that would be a devastating edit.
: I'm so proud of my Homer I feel my chest will burst. Can you edit that? I don't want to say "chest" in a movie. Declan Desmond
: You said it, and it stays.
: My daddy said I could have any birthday party I want. My cake will be a picture of a dinosaur, and all the guests will say, "Why, Lenny, that's a fine cake!" Then, "Yes", I'll say. Declan Desmond
] I decided not to waste any more film on him after that...
: I'm ready for my segment! Declan Desmond
: Lenny, always exciting to hear from you! Did you ever try that new shampoo? Lenny
: Nope never did. Do you want to see me pay my cable bill? I have checks with butterflies on them. I am interesting. Declan Desmond
: No you're not.