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Judge Constance Harm (Character)
from "The Simpsons" (1989)
- "The Simpsons"
- Chief of Hearts (2010) TV episode, Played by Jane Kaczmarek
- On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister (2005) TV episode, Played by Jane Kaczmarek
- The Wandering Juvie (2004) TV episode, Played by Jane Kaczmarek
- Brake My Wife, Please (2003) TV episode, Played by Jane Kaczmarek
- Barting Over (2003) TV episode, Played by Jane Kaczmarek
Judge Constance Harm: According to this, your father was driving you to school. Then where was he when you stole the police car?
Homer Simpson: Uh, your Honor, I was chasing the KBBL Party Penguin Prize Patrol.
Judge Constance Harm: You abandoned your son to win forty dollars?
Homer Simpson: And a Blue Oyster Cult medallion.
[Holds it up and admires it]
Homer Simpson: Cool.
Judge Constance Harm: And that was more important than keeping your son out of trouble?
Homer Simpson: Your Honor, if may sing a little bit of, "Don't Fear the Reaper," I think you'll agree...
Judge Constance Harm: I'm familiar with BOC. But you have got a boy here who is crying out for adult supervision.
Homer Simpson: I couldn't agree more. Perhaps some sort of court-appointed babysitter or au pair.
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