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Gypsy (Character)
from "Mystery Science Theater 3000" (1988)

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"Mystery Science Theater 3000" (1988)
Gypsy: Crow?
Crow T. Robot: Yes?
Gypsy: I don't get you!
Crow T. Robot: Oh.
Gypsy: Are you mad?
Crow T. Robot: [gruffly] NO!
[normal]
Crow T. Robot: No.
Gypsy: Good. Because I want to like you, but I just don't understand where you're coming from.
Crow T. Robot: Sure... Uh... What's not to get, though Gypsy? I just am. I hang out.
Gypsy: Ohh. Oh. I know. It's just that, well, you know, I don't really get you.
Crow T. Robot: Well, okay... Maybe I can help. To start with, uh, I'm a robot. I use cyber-based bubble memory. Is THAT what's confusing you?
Gypsy: Uhh... No.
Crow T. Robot: Is it that I work off UNIX and can use a variety of operating systems?
Gypsy: Uhh... I guess that's a start...
Crow T. Robot: Well... I've undergone a complex personal evolution wherein painful confusion has given way to what I like to think of as some degree of wisdom culminating in my current Zarasthustrian sense of self. Is that it?
Gypsy: Nooo... If that helps you, its good, but...
Crow T. Robot: Gypsy! I don't know what... Is it that I often panic when making sandwiches?
Gypsy: Yeah! Well maybe its that kind of thing...
Crow T. Robot: Is it that I smell conspiracy in everything and I don't know what I mean most of the time?
Gypsy: Uh, that's perhaps a small piece of the puzzle... but...
Crow T. Robot: Gypsy... Is it an odor?
Gypsy: No. Well... No. Well... maybe it's TOM I don't get!
Crow T. Robot: [losing it] Ohhhh brother! Like a Zippo lighter without any flint!

Joel: Ok Gypsy, what's one plus one?
Gypsy: [Long pause] Richard Baseheart!

Gypsy: Now I understand why he's so sick. Boy, I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with bitch!

Crow T. Robot: Joel? Joel?
Joel: Yeah Crow buddy?
Crow T. Robot: Would it be okay if I canged my name to Allan Parsons Project?
Tom Servo: They call me Mr Tibbs!
Gypsy: Mrs Richard Baseheart! Mr Richard Baseheart!
Magic Voice: From now on, I'll be know as Vivian Vance! Hehehe...
Joel: That's it! That's it! From now on all bets are off! From now on we go back to the old names for the rest of the experiments.

Mike Nelson: Oh, hey Gyps'. What happened to the zucchini throw pillow things that Mrs. Forrester sent us?
Gypsy: I put them in a safe place.
Mike Nelson: Okay, and where's that?
Gypsy: Some place where you would meet a horrible demise before laying your polluting fingers upon them.
Tom Servo: So you put them in Mike's laundry basket?

Gypsy: Hey get this, they're steam cleaning the horses.


"Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Wild World of Batwoman (#6.15)" (1993)
Gypsy: [about Crow copying her work] ... He stole my FRIGGIN PAPER!


"Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Giant Spider Invasion (#9.10)" (1997)
Mike Nelson: Oh, hey Gyps'. What happened to the zucchini throw pillow things that Mrs. Forrester sent us?
Gypsy: I put them in a safe place.
Mike Nelson: Okay, and where's that?
Gypsy: A place where you would meet a horrible demise before laying your polluting fingers upon them.
Tom Servo: So you put them in Mike's laundry basket?


"Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Creeping Terror (#7.6)" (1994)
Mike Nelson: Oh come on. I think we can be in a coffeehouse without becoming pretentious.
Tom Servo: Sure, don't worry Mike. We'll just sit here and prove 'em wrong.
Crow T. Robot: I don't feel a thing.
Gypsy: Yeah it's definitely not working.
Crow T. Robot: [after pause] I've been recording my life in pastels!
Tom Servo: The only question is "What have I been going through right now?"
Gypsy: You, the white male, are my personal oppressor!


"Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Beatniks (#5.15)" (1992)
Gypsy: [runs screaming from Crow: hides behind Joel]
Crow T. Robot: [brandishing a knife] Where'd she go man, where'd she go?
Joel Robinson: Crow, put that knife away, you're scaring Gypsy!
Crow T. Robot: I did it for you, Eddie!
Joel Robinson: Oh great, he's in moon mode again.
Crow T. Robot: That's right: I'm gonna moon you man, I'm gonna moon you!
Tom Servo: That's gonna be tough because you really don't have a heinder to speak of.
[snickers]
Crow T. Robot: That's it, that's it!
[stabs Tom]
Tom Servo: [collapses over table] Take... care of my turtle...
Joel Robinson: I will, Tommy.
Tom Servo: Stop my milk delivery...
Joel Robinson: OK, I'll do it.
Tom Servo: Pick up my mail, cancel my subscription to National Review...
Joel Robinson: [amused] OK.
Tom Servo: Continue... to tape... Baywatch for me...
Joel Robinson: All right.
Tom Servo: Take my step-aerobics class... every Tuesday...


"Mystery Science Theater 3000: Mitchell (#6.12)" (1993)
Gypsy: Jumpsuit...? Fool...? They're going to kill Joel! They're going to kill Joel! They're going to kill Joel! Help! What do I do? What do I do? I gotta get him outta here! They're gonna kill him! Help!... Easy, girl! Take it easy. Calm down, breathe through your nose... Here we go... That does it. Easy does it... Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay... They're going to kill Joel! Ahhhh!


Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)
Gypsy: Uh uh! No way! This is your dishwashing liquid! You soak in it!


"Mystery Science Theater 3000: Bloodlust! (#7.7)" (1994)
Tom Servo: Thank you very much for showing up. I'd like to welcome you all to our MURDER... MYSTERY... DINNER PARTY!
Crow T. Robot: I did it!
Tom Servo, Gypsy, Mike Nelson: Crow!