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: Ooh, Dad called a family meeting. Parker Scavo
: Yeah, mom he said it's about the restaurant. Lynette Scavo
: Oh boy, I think I know what this is about. Things have been tough down at the restaurant and I think your dad has finally decided to sell it. Parker Scavo
: Wow! Preston Scavo
: Is he gonna be okay? Lynette Scavo
: I don't know, that's why we all have to be really supportive, and you with me?
] Tom Scavo
: Hey guys, good, you're all here. Penny Scavo
: I love you daddy! Lynette Scavo
: Not yet. Tom Scavo
: I wanted to talk to you all about our pizzeria. Lynette Scavo
: Just know that we're 100% behind you. Tom Scavo
: That means a lot because this was a really rough day for me. I had to let all our employees go. So starting tomorrow, you kids are my new wait staff! Lynette Scavo
: Tom, what the hell are you talking about? Tom Scavo
: You and I'll handle the days and the kids'll join us after school and on the weekends. Parker Scavo
: At the risk of sounding spoiled, a-noo. Tom Scavo
: Come on, we'll love working together, Porter Scavo
: Why? We don't even like living together. Preston Scavo
: You're not even going to pay us? Penny Scavo
: I'm nine, is that even legal? Tom Scavo
: I think so, but just to be sure, you're fifteen, happy birthday! Parker Scavo
: Mom, please do something.
: [Penny won't make salads
] You're not a baby, you're fifteen, remember? Penny Scavo
: Also, I can't find my band-aid. Lynette Scavo
: Ok, you fill water glasses, I'll make salads. Parker Scavo
: [Brings a check and money
] Hey mom, this is for table 5. Lynette Scavo
: Ok, thanks. Uh, you didn't give them enough change. Parker Scavo
: Yeah, I know. i figured this out, you can short people one percent and they won't even notice. If they've got a buzz on, three percent. Lynette Scavo
: Ok, you make the salads, I'll handle the register. Lynette Scavo
: [the twins are fighting over who will wait on a hot lady
] Well since I'm the only one who can wait on that table without knocking over the drink with my pants, how 'bout I take it?
: I had to let all of our employees go. So starting tomorrow you kids are my new wait staff! Lynette Scavo
: Tom what the hell are you talking about? Tom Scavo
: I got it all worked out. You and I will handle the days and the kids will join us after school and on the weekends. Parker Scavo
: Um. At the risk of sounding spoiled. No. Tom Scavo
: come on it'll be fantastic! We'll love working together! Porter Scavo
: Why? we don't even like living together. Tom Scavo
: look labor is our number one cost if we can eliminate it we'll start making a profit again. Preston Scavo
: what you're not even gonna pay us? Penny Scavo
: I'm nine is that even legal? Tom Scavo
: I think so... but just to be safe you're now 15. Happy Birthday!
: More please!