Fidel Castro
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Fidel Castro (Character)
from Che! (1969)

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"The Simpsons: The Trouble with Trillions (#9.20)" (1998)
Fidel Castro: Comrads, our nation is completely bankrupt! We have no choice but to abandon communism!
Castro's Aide, Castro's Associates: [sigh]
Fidel Castro: I know, I know, I know... but we all knew from day one this mumbo jumbo wouldn't fly! I'll call Washington and tell them they won.
Castro's Aide: But presidente, America tried to kill you!
Fidel Castro: Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco!
[Aide #2 whispers something into his ear]
Fidel Castro: It's full of what?

Fidel Castro: Ahhh, the Americans aren't so bad, they named a street after me in San Francisco.
[Aide whispers in his ear]
Fidel Castro: It's full of *what*?

"Married with Children: Requiem for a Chevyweight: Part 2 (#11.5)" (1996)
Jefferson: This is my wife.
[shows Fidel a picture of Marcy]
Fidel Castro: You married the kid from Home Improvement?
Jefferson: [studies the picture] I guess I did. Oh well, she buys me things.
Fidel Castro: So did Russia, and look what that got us!

"Seven Days: The Cuban Missile (#2.16)" (2000)
Fidel Castro: Viagra! Bring me Viagra!

Che! (1969)
[Che is falling behind on a march]
Fidel Castro: Stragglers are sure to die, don't you know that?
Che Guevara: I'm not a straggler, I'm your rear guard.
Fidel Castro: No you're not, you're the company doctor. See what you can do for the men with blistered feet. You've got ten minutes.
Che Guevara: (noticing enemy planes flying overhead) It's too late for chiropody. The buzzards are already circling.