Ethan James
Top Links
main detailsbiographyby votesphoto galleryquotes
by yearby typeby ratingsby votesby TV seriesby genreby keyword
Did You Know?
photo galleryquotes

Quotes for
Ethan James (Character)
from "Power Rangers DinoThunder" (2004)

The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Day of the Dino: Part 1 (#1.1)" (2004)
Conner McKnight: What, you've never heard of The Three Bears?
Ethan James: Is that the last book you've read?

Ethan James: You know, ten years from now when your hairline's receding and you're playing pick-up soccer in the park because your dreams of turning pro never quite worked out, I'll have my own multi-billion dollar software business.

Ethan James: All I'm trying to do is give you guys the heads up. Stuff happens out here. Just don't come crying to me when you fall down a giant sinkhole.

Kira Ford: [singing] Freak you out, freak you out, freak you out...
Conner McKnight: Babe, can you keep it down? I'm trying to focus here.
Kira Ford: Did you just call me babe? Did he just call me babe?
Ethan James: I don't know. I wasn't listening. I was still grooving to your tune."

Conner McKnight: OK, so where are we going?
Ethan James: Dr. Oliver's.
Conner McKnight: What's he going to do?
Ethan James: He's a dinosaur guy! These things are dinosaurs... Sort of.

Ethan James: A compass! We need a compass! Anyone got a compass?
Conner McKnight: [sarcastic] Oh, and I was gonna bring one.
Ethan James: [wind blows] What was that?
Kira Ford: The wind?
Ethan James: That ain't the wind. As much as we'd like it to be, it ain't.
Conner McKnight: [Tyrannodrones apear] Don't... Move.
Kira Ford: [sarcastic] Great idea. Make it easier for them.
Ethan James: New plan: run!

Ethan James: Principal Randall, I'd just like to mention the fact that there's absolutely no hard evidence linking me to the unfortunate sprinkler incident.
Principal Randall: Save it for Judge Judy, Mr. James.

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Thunder Storm: Part 2 (#1.32)" (2004)
[referring to Tori, the Blue Wind Ninja Ranger]
Conner McKnight: Dude, she's kinda of cute, don't ya think?
Ethan James: Yeah, in a crazed weird ninja terminator, sort of way.
Kira Ford: [slaps Conner in his arm] Would you two focus here?

[as Ethan watches a video of the Ninja Rangers on his laptop]
Ethan James: It says here the Ninja Rangers defeated, like, 100 space mutants at one time.
Kira Ford: After fighting them, I believe it.
Conner McKnight: Oh, come on, they weren't that tough. I'd take them right here, right now.
[the Ninja Rangers enter the cafe and Shane attacks them with a powerful wind gust]
Conner McKnight: Can I get you anything? A doughnut maybe or a muffin?
Shane Clarke: I try to stay away from sugar. It makes me hyper.
Ethan James: Oh, I'd hate to see him when he gets hyper.

[as the Wind Rangers leave in a streak]
Ethan James: Ninja streak? Oh, how cool is that?

[pretending they are on the Wind Rangers side by pretending to be evil]
Kira Ford: Wait a minute, Blake? That's how I know you. You're a Power Ranger.
Ethan James: Good, 'cause we could use all the help we can get.
Blake Bradley: We're not here to help you guys out. We stick with our own kind.
Hunter Bradley: Lothor's shown us the error of our ways.
Cam Watanabe: Whoever doesn't follow us, we'll destroy.

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Game On (#1.7)" (2004)
Trent Fernandez: So what's the deal? Did you get the secret code and win the game?
Ethan James: Not exactly. Better get me a tall smoothie. It's gonna be a long day.

Dr. Tommy Oliver: So let me get this straight. You were so caught up in a video game, that you let a monster sneak up behind you?
Ethan James: It's a pretty tight game, Dr. O.
Dr. Tommy Oliver: You have to keep your head in this game at all times. It can be hard. It can be dangerous, too. That's why you just got -
[Beldorf erases his mouth and he goes on mumbling]
Ethan James: Beldorf. Give him his mouth back.
Conner McKnight: Can he wait until after midterms?
Ethan James: Beldorf.
Beldorf: Killjoy.
[he returns Tommy's mouth]
Dr. Tommy Oliver: Okay? Let's not do it again.

Beldorf: Name your business, young knight. Or perish where ye stand.
Ethan James: This is all just a little misunderstanding, dude.
Beldorf: "Dude"? I see no dude around here. Only Beldorf, Wizard of Galdor!

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: House of Cards (#1.35)" (2004)
Elsa: You fight well for a science teacher.
Dr. Tommy Oliver: You're not bad for a principal.
Elsa: *Former* principal. Tell the school board I resign.
[Elsa leaves through an invisi-portal]
Ethan James: Wait! Oh, don't go.
Conner McKnight: Don't go? Are you kidding?
Ethan James: She has the Ruby Dragon card.

[the Rangers are shocked as they witness Anton transform into Mesogog]
Conner McKnight: No way! Mercer is...
Dr. Tommy Oliver: Mesogog.
Ethan James: Oh, this is one crazy week.
Kira Ford: [to Trent] This is your big secret? You knew this all along?
Trent Fernandez: He's my father. How could I tell you?
Mesogog: You will pay for betraying me, Trent. You will pay dearly.
Trent Fernandez: I never betrayed you.
Conner McKnight: You betrayed us, if anything.
Mesogog: Silence!
[transforms back into Anton]
Dr. Anton Mercer: Trent, I'm sorry.

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Copy That (#1.21)" (2004)
Trent Fernandez: Look, I know I got a lot to make up for, but I promise, this time I won't let you down.
Kira Ford: Well, I guess everyone deserves one last chance. But isn't there a rule that newbie Rangers have to wash all the Zords?
Ethan James: Hey, I forgot about that rule.
Trent Fernandez: The Zords? But they're gigantic.
Conner McKnight: Yeah, they are, so... better get started.

Kira Ford: He's got our weapons. What else does he want?
Copyotter: Copy...
[in Kira's voice]
Copyotter: Hi, I'm the Yellow Ranger. Aren't I cute?
Kira Ford: My voice!
Ethan James: Ooh, that's cold.

"Power Rangers S.P.D.: Wormhole (#1.38)" (2005)
Ethan James: Great. I was about to defeat the dreaded Maxodrome when his evil ship comes by and destroys all that I've done. Can you believe it?
Kira Ford: It's just a game, Ethan.
Trent Fernandez: Yeah, you're acting as if it's real.
Ethan James: What if it is real? What if this game is really an ancient diary telling me about a real event that happened in a distant galaxy, far, far away?
Kira Ford: Ethan, your mind is the only thing that is far, far away.

Conner McKnight: Hey, guys, what's up?
Kira Ford: Ethan's giving us a history lesson on something he's learned on his handheld "geekboy."
Ethan James: All right, you're right. It's not ancient galactic history.
Kira Ford: Finally.
Ethan James: But it could be the future.
Conner McKnight: Remember, it's just a game.
[Gruumm's warship comes into view and hovers over the school]

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Leader of the Whack (#1.15)" (2004)
Hayley: Hey, guys.
Ethan James: What now? I was having a super intense workout.
Conner McKnight: And I was right in the middle of a very compelling biography.
Kira Ford: Is this gonna involve dirt? 'Cause if it does, I'm gonna have to say, uh-uh.
Hayley: [sarcastically] Sorry I interrupted your busy day.

Conner McKnight: Let's devise a strategy of attack.
Ethan James: I got a strategy. We crush 'em!
Kira Ford: The lines on my suit are so completely wrong. Why doesn't anyone make superhero costumes for petite?

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Bully for Ethan (#1.18)" (2004)
Ethan James: The school for the misguided machines is down the road.
Zeltrax: Very funny, but it's this school we're after.
Ethan James: Get real, Zeltrax.
Zeltrax: This is very real. Termitetron can destroy whole cities in a matter of moments. Turn over Dr. Oliver, or I will release him on your fellow students.
Ethan James: Not if I can exterminate him first.
Zeltrax: Stubborn, as always.

Zeltrax: I want you to give a message to the Black Ranger.
Ethan James: You ever heard of e-mail?

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Lost & Found in Translation (#1.19)" (2004)
Conner McKnight: [the Power Rangers are watching a Japanese show based on themselves] Oh, come on, that is *so* a guy in a rubber suit.
Ethan James: No one said this was a documentary. Use your imagination.
Conner McKnight: Like anyone's going to believe a combination bear-mushroom-ATM monster.

[after hearing their morphing call on the Japanese TV show]
Ethan James: I didn't tell anyone. You guys?
Kira Ford: Not me.
Conner McKnight: Hey, at least we're getting some action.

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: In Your Dreams (#1.33)" (2004)
[in his nightmare, referring to Rumba Monkey]
Ethan James: Okay, now I know this must be a dream. 'Cause nothing in reality can be that ugly.
Rumba Monkey: Ooh, that was just cold.

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: White Thunder: Part 2 (#1.12)" (2004)
[after seeing two Dinozord eggs on the computer screen]
Conner McKnight: Hey, what about that one?
Kira Ford: Dinozord eggs all over the place.
Ethan James: Hey, you think this is what Easter was like millions of years ago?
Conner McKnight: How does he come up with this stuff?
Dr. Tommy Oliver: Conner, Kira, you go to the warehouse. Ethan, you come with me to the docks. We can talk about your dino Easter theory.

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Tutenhawken's Curse (#1.25)" (2004)
[Ethan is shown his new Hovercraft Cycle]
Ethan James: Tight! That's for me?
Hayley: Yep, the latest technology. Faster than anything I have ever built.
Ethan James: That is so amazing. It wouldn't happened to fly, would it?
Hayley: Fly? No.
Dr. Tommy Oliver: Hayley, we, uh, need it to fly.
Hayley: I see.
[under her breath]
Hayley: And they couldn't have told me that before.
Ethan James: I'm gonna stay and help her.

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Day of the Dino: Part II (#1.2)" (2004)
Ethan James: It's not like she's just gonna fall out of the sky.
[an invisportal opens up and Kira lands in front of them]

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Thunder Storm: Part 1 (#1.31)" (2004)
Shane Clark: You must be lost, cause I know we didn't invite you.
Ethan James: Maybe you forgot, but you're supposed to beat the bad guys, not *be* the bad guys.
Tori Hanson: Good, bad, what's the difference? It's all about power!

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Thunder Struck: Part 1 (#1.37)" (2004)
Ethan James: It's not like they're gonna fall out of the sky and land in front of us.
Kira Ford: Were you knocked on the head or something?
Ethan James: What? Last time I did that, it worked.
[Trent and Anton appear out of the invisiportal from midair]
Ethan James: See?

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Disappearing Act (#1.26)" (2004)
Ethan James: An invisible science teacher -- that is so totally graphic novel.
Dr. Tommy Oliver: Glad you find it funny, Ethan.

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Strange Relations (#1.30)" (2004)
[Evil White Ranger appears on Ethan's laptop PC]
Evil White Ranger: Hello, Blue Ranger.
Ethan James: Okay, maybe I have been sitting to close to the screen. Trent, is that you?
Evil White Ranger: Don't insult me. I am the one and only *true* White Ranger.

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Ocean Alert (#1.10)" (2004)
Ethan James: [after seeing tyrannodrones are attacking] This is like a bad low budget movie!

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Fighting Spirit (#1.27)" (2004)
[seeing Dr. Oliver in Super Dino power for the first time]
Conner McKnight: Whoa! When did he get Super Dino powers?
Ethan James: I don't know. But he sure picked a good time to bust 'em out.

"Power Rangers DinoThunder: Wave Goodbye (#1.3)" (2004)
Dr. Tommy Oliver: Let me guess, there's a 30-story version of the guy you were just fighting?
Ethan James: You've done this before, haven't you?
Dr. Tommy Oliver: Once or twice.