Dr. Harry Weston
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Dr. Harry Weston (Character)
from "The Golden Girls" (1985)

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"The Golden Girls: Sick and Tired: Part 2 (#5.2)" (1989)
Laverne Todd: [about Oliver's urine sample] Give me that - that's not his, he had Buddy Kline do it for him!
Dr. Harry Weston: This is a proxy?
Laverne Todd: He don't mind doing it in his own bed, but there's something about doing it in a public place.
Dr. Harry Weston: Kinda like sex.
Laverne Todd: Maybe where you come from.

[about the cup with Oliver's urine sample]
Oliver: How are you gonna know it's not chicken soup?
Dr. Harry Weston: Well, we don't keep chicken soup here, we only have vegetable soup. And if that looks like vegetable soup, you're in a lot of trouble.

Dr. Harry Weston: You know, there are all kinds of diseases that we didn't know about before. Look at lyme disease.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Harry, am I gonna die?
Dr. Harry Weston: I'm afraid so.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: You really think so?
Dr. Harry Weston: [shrugs] Sooner or later, I guarantee it. Unless, of course, the Japanese come up with something.

"Empty Nest: If You Knew Andy Like I Know... (#4.11)" (1991)
Dr. Harry Weston: Where does the time go?
Carol Weston: I know what you mean, Daddy. It seems like just yesterday I was sitting on your knee crying like a baby.
Dr. Harry Weston: That WAS yesterday.