From "Green Acres: Oliver and the Cornstalk (#5.12)"
[Lisa asks if he was able to order any caviar
] No, but they told me they were coming out with a do it yourself caviar kit.
Oliver Wendell Douglas
A caviar kit?
Yeah, you cook up a box of tapioca and you stir in some licorice for color, and then add some sardine oil for the fish taste.
Order me one of those!