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, The Doctor
: Hi! Eddie
: Who are you then? The Doctor
: Let's see then, judging by the look of you, family man, nice house, decent wage, fought in the war, therefore I represent Queen and country! Just doing a little check of her forthcoming Majesty's subjects before the great day. Don't mind if we come in? Nah, didn't think you did.
: Don't mind the wife, she rattles on a bit. The Doctor
: Well maybe she should rattle on a bit more. I'm not convinced you're doing your patriotic duty. Those flags. Why are they not flying? Eddie
: There we are Rita, I told you. Get them up, Queen and country! Rita
: I'm sorry. Eddie
: Get it done. Do it now. The Doctor
: Hold on a minute. Eddie
: Like the gentleman says. The Doctor
: Hold on a minute. You've got hands, Mr Connolly. Two big hands. So why's that your wifes job? Eddie
: Well it's housework, isn't it? The Doctor
: And that's a womans job? Eddie
: Course it is! The Doctor
: Mr Connolly, what gender is the Queen? Eddie
: She's a female. The Doctor
: And are you suggesting the Queen does the housework? Eddie
: No! No, not at all. The Doctor
: Then get busy! Eddie
: Right, yes sir. You'll be proud of us sir. We'll have Union Jacks left, right, and centre. Rose
: 'Scuse me Mr Connolly, hang on a minute. Union Jacks? Eddie
: Yes, that's right, isn't it? Rose
: That's the Union Flag. It's the Union Jack only when it's flown at sea. Eddie
: Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I... I do apologise. Rose
: Well, don't get it wrong again. There's a good man, now get to it! The Doctor
: Right then! Nice and comfy, at Her Majesty's Leisure.
] The Doctor
: Union Flag? Rose
: Mum went out with a sailor. The Doctor
: Oh, I bet she did.
: [realizing that Doctor's getting information that he wants to keep confidential
] Hold on a minute. Queen and country's one thing, but this is my house! What the... what the hell am I doing?
[advances on the Doctor
] Now listen here, Doctor. You may have fancy qualifications, but what goes on under my roof is my business! The Doctor
: A lot of people are being bundled... Eddie
] I am talking! The Doctor
: [stands up and matches Eddie
] AND I'M NOT LISTENING! Now YOU, Mr Connolly, you are staring into a deep dark *pit* of trouble if you don't let me help! So I'm ordering you, SIR! Tell me what's going on!
: You! Get the hell out of my house! Rose
: I'm going, I'm done! Nice to meet you Tommy. Mrs Connolly. And as for you Mr Connolly, only an idiot hangs the Union Flag upside down. Shame on you!
] I AM TALKING! The Doctor
] AND I'M NOT LISTENING!