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: Good evening sir and how are we today? Mr. Creosote
: Better. Maitre d'
: Better? Mr. Creosote
: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.
: Et maintenant, would monsieur care for an aperitif, or would he prefer to order straightaway? Today, we have for appetizers - excuse me - uh, moules marinières, pâte de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tarte de poireaux - that's leek tart - frogs legs amandine or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd - C'est à dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of pureed mushrooms. It's very delicate, very succulent. Mr. Creosote
: I'll have the lot.
: Bon, and the usual brown ales? Mr. Creosote
: Yeah. No wait a minute... I think I can only manage six crates today.