Eric Von Zipper
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Eric Von Zipper (Character)
from Bikini Beach (1964)

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Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)
Eric Von Zipper: I come here to tell you that these beach bums is bums.

Eric Von Zipper: Stand aside, everyone. I take large steps.

Eric Von Zipper: Why me? Why me all the time?

Eric Von Zipper: I am my ideal. But YOU are my idol.

Eric Von Zipper: Eric Von Zipper adores you. And when Eric Von Zipper adores somebody, they stay adored.

Eric Von Zipper: Please, do not destroy my mood. Tonight, I even like you.
Bullets: [sarcasticly] Oh, perfect. I'll save the next dance for you.
Eric Von Zipper: I lead.

Beach Party (1963)
Cappy: Not you again.
Eric Von Zipper: Yep, it's me.
Cappy: I though maybe you'd skip us this year.
Eric Von Zipper: I like you. And when Eric Von Zipper likes someone, they stay liked.

Eric Von Zipper: Look, nobody tells Eric Von Zipper nothin'!
J.D.: That's right, nobody tells Eric Von Zipper nothin'!
Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Who are you?
J.D.: J.D.
Eric Von Zipper: That's short for "Juvenile Delinquent."

[Eric Von Zipper's motorcycle run away and crashes]
J.D.: You did it again, boss.
Eric Von Zipper: You stupid, fix it!

Eric Von Zipper: Ah, Professor?
Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Yes, Mr. Von Zipper?
Eric Von Zipper: I wonder if we could talk for a minute?
Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: You mean like palaver?
Eric Von Zipper: We could do that, too.

Bikini Beach (1964)
Harvey Huntington Honeywagon III: Sir, I consider you a member of the lower classes.
Eric Von Zipper: Hey, that's right. How'd you know that I dropped out of school at the third grade?

[Eric Von Zipper's motorcycle once again runs away and crashes]
J.D.: You did it again, boss.
Eric Von Zipper: You stupid, fix it!
J.D.: [to another rat pack member] Hey, stupid! Fix it!

How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965)
North Dakota Pete: When I was a kid in school, you know what I did to the little girls that sat in front of me?
Eric Von Zipper: Sure, let me guess, you used to take their pig-tails and stick them in the ink well.
North Dakota Pete: No. I used to stick the *whole girl* in the ink well.