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The Hitchhiker (Character)
from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
Franklin: Hey man, you ever go in that slaughter room or whatever they call it? The place where they shoot cattle in the head with that big air gun?
Hitchhiker: Oh, that gun's no good.
Franklin: I was in there once with my uncle.
Hitchhiker: The old way... with a sledge! You see that way's better. They die better that way.
Franklin: Well how come? I thought the gun was better.
Hitchhiker: Oh, no. With the new way... people were put out of jobs.
Franklin: Did you do that?
Hitchhiker: [digs through pouch for a few pictures] Look!
[Hands them to Franklin]
Hitchhiker: I was the killer!
Franklin: [looking at the pictures] Damn...

Hitchhiker: [to Sally] And, and I thought YOU was in a hurry!

Hitchhiker: My family's always been in meat.

Hitchhiker: You could have dinner with us... my brother makes good head cheese! You like head cheese?

Hitchhiker: You just shut up and remember you're just the cook! And me and him'll handle this!
Old Man: Shut your mouth!

Kirk: So, where you heading, man?
Hitchhiker: South.
Franklin: You work at that place? The slaughter house?
Hitchhiker: Uh... no.
Sally: How'd you get stuck way out here?
Hitchhiker: I was at the slaughter house.
Franklin: I got an uncle who works in a slaughter house.
Hitchhiker: I used to work there. My brother did too. My grandfather too. My family's always been in meat!
Franklin: [quietly to Sally] A whole family of Draculas!

Hitchhiker: [to Leatherface, who investigates Sally at the dinner table] You like this face?

"The Angry Video Game Nerd: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (#2.18)" (2007)
The Angry Video Game Nerd: [looking at a table with video games for sale] What have you got here?
Hillbilly: Bunch of shit.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I see. But unfortinatly this is kinda my thing.

Hillbilly: Batter up, bitch boy.

Hillbilly: Well if he don't like video games, why the fuck is he playing video games?

Hillbilly: I have no idea what that is. I can tell ya what it looks like. It looks like the shit stain that's at the bottom of my drawers right now!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: This is a shit stain on a shitty game! That perfectly sums it all up!

Hillbilly: [tying the Nerd's mouth with a rubber chicken] I guarantee you it's gonna be better tastin' that chicken than what's in store for you next.

Hillbilly: He's playin' that game like he really don't like it. Ain't that a shame? Listen to him whimperin' like a little girl.