Insp. 'Tequila' Yuen
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Insp. 'Tequila' Yuen (Character)
from Hard Boiled (1992)

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Hard Boiled (1992)
Tequila: You're full of shit, you know that? There's a toilet over there.

Tequila: What's with all these paper cranes? You bored? Maybe you feel lonely here?
Alan: You know, I've always hated making cranes. I make one each time I kill somebody. How about it, shall I make you one?
Tequila: No thanks. And if you'll get killed, who'll make yours?

Tequila: You're really full of shit. The toilet's over there.

Alan: [shortly after Tequila reassured Alan that the guy he shot wasn't a cop] Was that guy I shot really a cop?
Tequila: Yeah.
Alan: Fuck!

Tequila: I can't afford any of these apartments!
Cop: Why not live in a government apartment?
Tequila: No way, I make too much for that! Wait... jazz bar! I'll live in the jazz bar!
Cop: At least you'll get a lot of "sax".

Tequila: What are you? It's hard to call you a triad. It's even harder to call you a cop. What rank are you? Sergeant? Inspector? Joker? Should I salute you?
Alan: If you like. To you, I'm a criminal. To my mum, I'm a son. To the triads, I'm a hero.

Tequila: Should I salute you?
Alan: You've got the gun. I'll go and milk a cow if you want.
Tequila: Sorry, I don't drink milk

Tequila: If all cops were as selfish as you, Hong Kong would be dead

Tequila: Which year did you graduate? Who was your teacher?
Alan: Are you testing me?
Tequila: I'd just like to ask your teach how he managed to produce such a stubborn cop.

Alan: Pang said you don't waste bullets.
Tequila: Are you testing me?

Tequila: Do you have any dreams?
Alan: I do. I want to move to Antartica.
Tequila: It's freezing there. You like that?
Alan: At least I can come out of the dark. There's daylight 24 hours a day there.

Tequila: [Tequila's pants leg is on fire and a baby he's holding urinates down Tequila's leg, causing the fire to go out] You saved the day there, you little pisspot. Thanks a lot.

Tequila: [to Alan] I hate in-house funerals. I write all the music each time. A cop dies, and I have to play a tune for him. I really don't want to do that for you.

[to a baby, after shooting someone]
Tequila: Hey, x-rated action!

Stranglehold (2007) (VG)
Captain Ed Lee: I told you not to go in alone!
Inspector 'Tequila' Yuen: I didn't.
[takes out his dual handguns]
Inspector 'Tequila' Yuen: Brought my two friends.

Inspector 'Tequila' Yuen: Where is Jerry?
Vladimir Zakarov: Close. He tells me you're here for Billie and Teko.
Inspector 'Tequila' Yuen: That's right.
Vladimir Zakarov: And that you'd walk through hell to get them. Is that right too?
[Tequila nods firmly]
Vladimir Zakarov: Welcome to hell.
[exits laughing evilly]

Mr. Woo: [approaching Tequila] Tequila?
Inspector 'Tequila' Yuen: [smiles] The way I like it.
Mr. Woo: You're the only one who does.