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Ron Stoppable (Character)
from "Kim Possible" (2002)

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Kim Possible: So the Drama (2005) (TV)
Ron: [hiding in his old treehouse with a slingshot] I have a lethal weapon!
Kim: Put the slingshot down, Huck Finn, it's me.

Ron: [both are tied up] There are guys out there that are better for you than Eric. Guys that are real, for one thing.
Kim: Do you really think there's a guy out there for me?
Ron: Out there... in here.
Kim: [realizing what he is saying] Oh. Really?

[after dodging a Sumo Ninja]
Kim: Oh, that move won the cheer-regionals.
[Ron gives the Sumo Ninja an atomic wedgie]
Ron: Whoa, better get some ice on that, champ.

[Ron gives Eric a tour of Middleton High School]
Ron: This is the cafeteria, where I'm told you can find a nutritious, hot meal. I haven't yet, but your mileage may vary.

Ron: No soda for you!

Ron: [to Eric] Back off, pretty boy!

Ron: Taking over the world is one thing, but you ruined Bueno Nacho. You're gonna pay.
Dr. Drakken: You can't be serious.
Ron: Note serious face.
Dr. Drakken: Please, have mercy, uh - the name escapes me - oh, I beg of you!
Ron: Say my name. SAY IT!
Dr. Drakken: It's... uh, er... Stoppable.
[crack of thunder]
Ron: [quietly] Boo-yah.

[Ron and Rufus discover an "evil plot" at Bueno Nacho]
Ron: This is the last straw!
Lars: I beg your pardon?
Ron: This is the last straw!
Lars: No, we've got more in the back.
Ron: You took away the bendy-straws!
[Rufus and Ned smack themselves in the head]
Lars: You, sir, have lost it!

Ron: I feel as though a loop has been formed, and I'm not in it.

Ron: [after Kim leaves with Eric] I am NOT jealous.

Ron: [In his treehouse; Eric is below them] He can't come up here.
Kim: Ron...
Ron: No, I mean he CAN'T come up here. This treehouse has a weight limit and while I'm holding this slingshot, we're already pushing it.

Ron: Naked mole rat. Weird enough for ya?

Ron: Okay, Rufus. I think I'm ready. Not just for the dance, but to do something no man should ever have to do... Talk about his feelings!

Ron: [to cafeteria lady] I'll have the wild mushroom risotto with cracked peppers and fresh shaved parmesan, and please don't skimp on the truffle oil!
[cafeteria lady scoops usual slop on his plate]

Ron: Oh, man, I always wanted to use this on somebody.
Kim: You did once, don't you remember?
Ron: Arnie Custer?
Kim: Arnie Custer.
Ron: I was just trying to stop him from hurting you.
Kim: I pulled him off you because you beaned him with this slingshot.
Ron: We were six, okay? The details are sketchy.

Ron: Camp Wannaweep. The worst summer of my life.
Kim: I know, I know... the ticks, the poison ivy, the toxic lake, your mom stopped accepting your phone calls...
Ron: Yeah... you know, all that stuff was bad, KP, but you know what was worse? Spending a whole summer away from you.

Ron: [Removes and opens a container from Kim's backpack] Hmm. Knock out gas that looks like lip gloss or lip gloss that looks like lip glooos...
[Passes out on his feet and drools]
Ron: [Suddenly alert] Knock out gas.
Kim: [Takes the container] Thanks for checking.

Ron: Rufus, use the lipstick!
Rufus: [jumps into Kim's backpack, pops out with bright red lips]
Kim: The OTHER lipstick.
Rufus: [gets out Kim's lipstick laser]
Ron: Badical!

Eric: Nice try, loser. Oh and by the way, a naked mole rat is not cool, it's gross.
Ron: Don't be dissing the Rufus.

Ron: Sumo Ninja?
Sumo Ninja: [deep, threatening voice] I am strong like the mountain!
[Ron dodges his hold]
Ron: That is sick and wrong!
Sumo Ninja: I am your doom!

Ron: [after the Diablo toy transforms into a giant robot] That would be SO cool if it wasn't the last thing we were ever gonna see.

Ron: I dunno, something's different there now. Who am I kidding? Something has been there all the time. Well I think there's something there, does she?

[the Sumo Ninja confronts Kim and Ron long after receiving an atomic wedgie]
Sumo Ninja: [high-pitched voice] I shall be avenged!
[Kim and Ron giggle uncontrollably. The Ninja grabs Ron and shoves him against the wall]
Sumo Ninja: What?
Ron: Dude, don't talk. The funny voice? Yeah, it kinda ruins your mystique.
Sumo Ninja: [same squeaky voice] I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am VENGEANCE!

[Ron breaks down as Kim's relationship with Eric blossoms, and he is wedged into a corner by the horde of kids at Bueno Nacho. Agitated, he seizes a news reporter's mike and yells at the camera]
Ron: I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! Mine! I'm losing everything I ever cared about!
Jim Possible: Ron's on TV!
Tim Possible: And he's freaking out!
Dr. Ann Possible: Honey, I think the boys are right.
Dr. Possible: Hmm, Ronald, freaking?
[He looks at the TV, seeing Ron being dragged out of Bueno Nacho, wrestling with the reporter over her mike]
Dr. Possible: [chuckling] Oh, so he is.

Ron: So, what's the plan?
Kim: Ron, I... I got nothing!
Ron: That's *my* line, and what's worse, that's quitter talk!
Kim: Drakken finally won. I should've stuck to babysitting.
Ron: All right, KP, this pity fiesta is over! Drakken has not won, he played you! Now it's payback time.

Kim: [about Eric] Why couldn't I see that he was a fake?
Ron: Yeah, it don't get much faker than a synthodrone... oh! You kissed a synthodrone!
Kim: I never kissed him...
[Ron smiles]
Kim: ...but I wanted to.
Ron: Okay, too much info.


Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time (2003) (TV)
Ron: 'Scuse me, scary orb thing? Where are you taking us?
Robot: The attitude adjustment center.
Kim: Isn't that the high school?
Robot: Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit.
Ron: Yep, high school.

[explaning why he can't wait for Latin class]
Ron: Are you kidding? I can't wait for Latin class! The salsa dancing, the salsa eating...
[Rufus licks his lips]
Ron: ...I already know my research project: "The Down-Low on J-Lo".
Kim: Ron, this is Latin as in the language. The dead language.
Ron: No salsa?
Kim: No J-Lo.

Kim Possible: [exiting the sewers] So far so good.
Ron Stoppable: [frowning] Oh really? Tell that to my shoes.

Ron: The perfect school year just went down the tubes and... and the Possible-Stoppable team is right behind it.
[Rufus imitates a toilet flushing]
Ron: Nice!
Kim: What are you talking about?
Ron: Rufus! He just sounded like a toilet.
Kim: No, no. The end of the Possible-Stoppable team?
Ron: Think, Kim. How are we going to make that work from different continents?
Kim: Well... it'll be tricky... but doable.
Ron: You really think so?
Kim: Ron, I couldn't save the world without you.

Ron Stoppable: [about Robo Duff] He's more robot than golfer now.

Kim Possible: Then we'll go lower.
Ron Stoppable: Sewers. Aw man! There's a whole rainbow of smells down here!
Rufus: Pee-Yuu!

Kim Possible: I'm tired of playing defense. I'm taking the fight to Shego.
Ron Stoppable: You're going to the future?
Kim Possible: Yeah.
Ron Stoppable: Okay, okay. From here on out...
[cracks his knuckles]
Ron Stoppable: We're in this together, KP.
Rufus 3000: But the danger to the time stream... it's impossible.
Kim Possible: 'Impossible?' Check my name.

Ron: [to Kim after she's met her little brothers, who are now grown up] Time travel, it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.

Ron: My dad finally said I could have a pet, but no fur. And you'd be surprised how many mammals have fur.

Ron: [to Shego] You know, in this light you're kinda cute.

Kim: Okay, type in "KimPossible.com."
Ron: Loading... Loading..."Kim Possible. She can do anything." Yeah, you know, it sounds a little braggy.
Kim: It's like a commercial, Ron. It's supposed to be braggy.

Kim: Shego is the Supreme One? Well, you could've mentioned that.
Rufus 3000: I thought it was obvious.
Ron: Uh huh, sure. But just run it down for Kim's sake.
Rufus 3000: Wasn't it clear that Shego was the only one smart enough to take over the world?
Kim: Uh, well, I guess it always seemed more like a guy thing.

Kim: [talking to Ron who is in Norway] Sounds like you're adjusting.
Ron: Oh, ja. That's Norwegian, or French.

Ron: Wade, don't you have... like-like a matter transporter or something? Couldn't you just beam us into Shego's palace?
Future Wade: Sure, but your insides might wind up on the outside.
Future Jim: It would be a great chance to meet your spleen.
Ron: How would I even know it's MY spleen?

Kim Possible: Duff?
Duff Killagan: Aye, but now they call me "Robo-Duff!" The world's deadliest golfing cyborg!
Kim Possible: Wow, now that's a mouthful.
Ron Stoppable: And really, how many other golfing cyborgs are there? I mean, that cannot be a crowded field...
Duff Killagan: Ach, shut your yap, boy!

[In the future, an older Jim and Tim tell Kim that their parents moved to the moon]
Ron Stoppable: Well, what about my parents?
Mr. Stoppable: [in a spacesuit, on the moon] I'm an actuary. I can work anywhere.

[sitting at their old desks at Middleton High, now converted into the Obedience Center, cuffs snap shut over their wrists]
Ron Stoppable: High school never had to resort to this sort of thing!
[a pair of collars pop up over their heads]
Kim Possible: Or that sort of thing!
Future Bonnie: Obedience collars. You'll learn to love them. Not that you'll have a choice.

Shego: I knew my past would come back to haunt me one day.
Kim: Shego. Ready when you are!
Shego: Sorry, Kimmie - the Supreme One always delegates. Dr. D? You're on!
Kim: You're gonna have *Drakken* fight me?
Ron: As a last line of defense? That's weak sauce!

Preschool Ron: [preschool Kim is being picked on by Preschoolers Drakken, Monkey Fist, and Killagan] Leave her alone! It's her turn! Taking turns is the basic foundation of pre-school. The jungle-law of daycare is behind us. We have structure. We have rules.

[Kim and Ron's first meeting]
Preschool Ron: Did that one kid have opposable toes?
Preschool Kim: You're weird... but I like you.


"Kim Possible: Crush (#1.1)" (2002)
Ron: Never be normal! That's the Ron Stoppable motto.

[Re: the school dance]
Ron: Well, we always go together.
Kim: Yeah but, that's as friends. This time I was thinking of lining up... you know.
Ron: An enemy?
Kim: A date!

Ron: Hey, I helped with that avalanche too you know.
Kim: Ron, you STARTED that avalanche.

Ron: Don't freak out, Kim!
Kim: I'm not.
Ron: Well that makes one of us!

[Ron is trying to get a date for the school dance]
Ron: This arm is going to the dance on Friday.
[Holds up arm]
Ron: Who wants to be on it?
[the girls flee, he switches arms]
Ron: How about this arm?

Ron: I'M A BON-DIGGITY DANCER!

Ron: So, Heinrich, got any teenage daughters who might want to go to a big American dance party?
Heinrich: [angrily] Nein!
Ron: Nine! One's plenty... or maybe two.
Heinrich: "Nein" means "no"!

[Ron mugs for the security cameras to provide a distraction]
Ron: Wazzup! Naked Mole Rat TV is on the air!
Dr. Drakken: That voice...
Shego: It's Kim Possible's dopey sidekick.
Dr. Drakken: I can never remember his name.
Ron: It's Ron Stoppable, coming to you totally live, broadcasting from... wouldn't you like to know!
[Drakken follows the cable leading behind some crates, and motions to his henchmen]
Ron: Yes, evildoers it's the Rufus and Ron Show!
[a forklift bursts through the crates and pins Ron to the wall]
Dr. Drakken: You're canceled! Ha-ha-ha!

[Kim throws Ron a small jar]
Ron: Badical! Back off, goons, 'cause I'm packin'!
Goon: [looks] Lip gloss?
Ron: [looks] Uh... yes. Lip gloss.
[the goons roar with laughter]
Kim: Ron, open it and hold your breath!
[Ron does so, releasing knockout gas from the jar that flattens all the goons]

Ron: Subject: Joshua Wendell Mankey.
Kim: I meant about Drakken's plot!
Ron: Oh yeah, I've got nothing.
Kim: Wait, his middle name is Wendell?
Ron: Well, it could be.
Kim: You've obviously done your research.
Ron: I assure you, the rest of my report is completely factual.
Kim: Gossip you've heard around school?
Ron: Moving on. Mankey has rejected invitations to the Spirit Week Dance from the following:
[Rufus holds up a series of photos]
Ron: Courtney Loop, Maria Rodriguez, Natasha Putin, Julia Roberts - no relation - and, of course, Bonnie Rockwaller.
[Bonnie's portrait is a crudely drawn sketch]
Ron: No current photo was available.

Kim: Thanks for the lift, Heinrich.
Heinrich: Kim, you silly. It's the least I could do after you saved our village from that avalanche last year.
Kim: No big.
Ron: So, Heinrich, got any teenage daughters who might want to go to a big American dance party?
Heinrich: Nein!
Ron: Nine? One's plenty! Well, maybe two.
Heinrich: Nein means no!
[Heinrich slams the door shut and drives off]
Ron: Hey, wait a minute. I helped with that avalanche!
Kim: You started it.

Kim: What's Drakken doing in a video game factory?
Ron: Duh. Do you know what this factory makes?
Kim: Video games?
Ron: The Z Boy. Only the fastest graphics system ever.
Kim: [scoffs] So, video games.
Ron: It's not even coming out back home until Christmas. It's the must have gift of the holiday season.
[He gasps]
Ron: Drakken's gonna steal Christmas!
Kim: Ron, I know my arch foe. Drakken wants to take over the world.
Ron: He wants to steal Christmas!
Kim: Take over the world.
Ron: Steal Christmas!
Kim: Take over the world.
Ron: Steal Christmas!
Kim: [she whispers] Take over the world.
Ron: [happily] Steal Christmas.
Kim: Shh! Fine, whatever.

Kim: I'll free the hostages, you take this. Jack it into the video.
Ron: You mean, I'm...
Kim: The distraction.
Ron: [dejected] Oh! Always the distraction.

Ron Stoppable: Never be normal, that's the Ron Stoppable motto.


"Kim Possible: Mind Games (#1.8)" (2002)
Kim: You make my life sound like cake.
Ron: Let's see. You're smart, athletic, pretty and popular. Sounds pretty cakey to me.
Kim: OK, flip mode - Playing video games, watching wrestling, and downing snackage. It must be brutal being you.
Ron: Try the demands of raising Rufus as a single parent? Or the pressures of maintaining my image.
[Kim glares at him]
Ron: Okay, so I don't have an image yet. But I'm working on it. And frankly, it's exhausting.

Ron: Its Drakken's evil twin!
Kim: Ron, he's already evil.

[after they had their brains switched]
Ron: I told you not to get close to the brain switcher.
Kim: No you didn't!
Ron: Well I was thinking it, right before my brain got switched.

Kim: Lets get some, what do you call it... Lunchage?
Ron: Snackage! Kim, snackage. Never lunchage that sounds just stupid!

[In the cafeteria line]
Ron: Um excuse me, I called ahead for the kosher meal.

[being led by a prospector through mountainous area on donkeys]
Baxter: Thanks for helpin' buttercup out in her time of need.
Kim: That emergency delivery of her foal.
Baxter: In the dark.
Kim: In the rain.
Ron: In the middle of a landslide.
Kim: No problem.

[Ron accidentally finds the entrance to the lair]
Kim: Mr. Dumb Luck!
Ron: Not dumb luck, Kim. Dumb SKILL!

Ron: Have we been in this lair before?
Kim: They all start to look alike after a while, don't they?

Dr. Possible: As a board certified neurosurgeon I've got to say it's just not possible to swap brains!
Ron: [in Kim's body] Point taken Dr. P. But how else do you explain my bare midriff?

Ron: [in Kim's body, practicing cheerleading] I think I'm getting the hang of this! And I dig this wardrobe! The breeze is quite refreshing!

Ron: [still in Kim's body, being chased by goons] Gimme a break here! I'm wearing a skirt!
Kim: Now you know what it's like!

Kim: [the time-share lair is about to self-destruct] You can't just destroy this place!
Dr. Drakken: So I lose the security deposit. It's worth it!
Ron: But that'll blow up the brain switcher! We'll never get back to normal!
Kim: Ron? We'll be blown up, too.
Ron: Aw, man!


"Kim Possible: Bad Boy (#3.4)" (2005)
Ron Stoppable: You were like 'pow pow' and I was like 'zap zap' and now you're all 'boo hoo'!

Jack Hench: Be the envy of other villains, and the bane of do-gooders, with... The Attitudinator! Warning, may cause swelling to the ego and itchy feet.
[after Drakken buys the machine]
Ron Stoppable: Is that Drakken?
Dr. Drakken: Ooh, feet itching, good sign...
Ron Stoppable: Since when are itchy feet good?

Jack Hench: Sorry, the next demo will be in a few minutes.
Ron Stoppable: Stand back! I'm Zorpox the Conqueror!
Jack Hench: Doesn't ring a bell.
Ron Stoppable: You know, Zorpox! The...
Jack Hench: I'm just not familiar with your work. Why don't you fill out this card, you could win a tank.

Ron Stoppable: Kim Possible!
Kim Possible: Since when do you use my last name?
Ron Stoppable: Since I realized my full evil potential!

[Ron opens a shark tank under Shego]
Ron Stoppable: Sidekicks need to know their place... right?
Shego: [nervously] Uh... uh... you got it! I-I'll just go check the security monitors. Hey, you know that evil laugh of yours? I-I love it! *Love* it!

Ron Stoppable: Welcome, Kimberly Ann Possible!
Kim Possible: The middle name is so overkill.
Ron Stoppable: Overkill? Isn't that the idea? A-BOO-YAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

[about their costumes for infiltrating the Supervillain Trade Show]
Ron Stoppable: You call this incognito?
Wade Load: Zorpox The Conqueror! Issue 93 of the Villains' League of Evil Villains.
Kim Possible: [dressed in a spotted cat-suit] And I am...
Wade Load: Shee-La, of the Leopard People!
Kim Possible: I was gonna say, "not feeling one hundred percent on the cat suit."
Wade Load: I worked with what I had on hand.

Shego: Kim Possible?
Ron Stoppable: No! She's Shee-la! She's got spots, come on!
Shego: Why are you dressed in that stupid costume?
Kim Possible: [chuckles] You look in the mirror lately?

Ron Stoppable: KP, I don't know if I can do this.
Kim Possible: Just try chillin' like a villain.
Ron Stoppable: No, I mean my whole "bad boy" thing! It's just not working.
Kim Possible: [groans] Now, undercover as a supervillain, you realize this? Let's go. Walk the walk, Zorpox.


"Kim Possible: Overdue (#3.7)" (2005)
Lord Monkey Fist: Ron Stoppable...
Ron: You're the only one that gets my name right... I respect that.

Ron: Hmm... monkeyfist
Rufus: [shivering] Uhhh... monkeys.
Ron: Don't worry, Rufus, there's nothing to fear but fur itself.

Shego: Your TV set follows you around? Whatever. Where's Possible?
Ron: [shouts] She's not my girlfriend!
Shego: Whoa there, never said she was.
Ron: Oooooh, right...
[laughs nervously]
Ron: ...awkward.

Ron: How many times is someone gonna feed me sheep's lungs cooked in its own stomach before they get that I don't like it?

Ron: Not only do we know I didn't leave the book in Dementor's lab, but chrysanthemums got attitude goin' on there.
Rufus: Plants, phooey!
[blows raspberry]

[When Ron and the "Wade-Bot" are discovered in Drakken's lair]
Wade Load: Activating stealth mode!
[the Wade-Bot becomes invisible, revealing Ron hiding behind it]
Ron: Um, yeah, great, but have you noticed how that *doesn't help me*?

[When Ron is discovered in Monkey Fist's lair, Wade activates his Bot's stealth mode again, revealing Ron again]
Ron: Would you stop doing that!

Kim Possible: [over the Kimmunicator] Hey, Wade.
Wade Load: What's up, Kim?
Kim Possible: Have you heard from Ron? I haven't seen him all day.
Ron: [on Wade's display] AH, AH! IT'S GOT ME! OH MAN, IT'S GOT ME...!
Wade Load: Ron? Uh... haven't heard a peep.
Professor Dementor: [laughing] With my mutagenic plants, I shall build a new world! A world that I control!
Ron: OW! THORNS! OH, THEY HURT WHEN THEY'RE POKING! OW!


"Kim Possible: Ill Suited (#4.1)" (2007)
Ron Stoppable: Remember... it's not stealing. It's "secret borrowing."

[after Ron scores a winning touchdown without Kim's battlesuit]
Kim Possible: You do me proud, Ron Stoppable, by just being you.
Ron Stoppable: Yeah. Who knew my mad running-away skills would have real world applications?

Ron Stoppable: Dude, you're totally wearing a dress.
Professor Dementor: It's a house coat!

[Kim is mad that Ron had stolen her battlesuit to secure a position on the football team]
Kim Possible: You cheated your way onto the football team!
Ron Stoppable: Yeah, but that was just a perk. I was really trying to cheat on you...
[pause]
Ron Stoppable: For you! To win you!
[pause]
Ron Stoppable: Wait, wait! It's not what you think!
Kim Possible: Oh, so you're not a cheater, a liar, and a thief?
Ron Stoppable: [pause] OK, it is what you think.

Professor Dementor: I am impressed, Fraulein Possible. How did you know I would be here?
Kim Possible: Uh, your "To Do" list helped.
Professor Dementor: D'oh! I dropped that when I stole the ultrasonic drill, yes?
Kim Possible: Yeah, mmm-hmm, you did. And thanks for making our job that much easier.
Ron Stoppable: [reading] "Steal ultrasonic drill, break into top secret lab, call Mother, conquer world..."
Professor Dementor: Ah, I knew I was forgetting something! Mama gets so cross when I don't jingle.

[as Rufus takes remote control of the battlesuit while Dementor is wearing it]
Ron Stoppable: Hey, stop hitting yourself.
Professor Dementor: I cannot!

Bonnie Rockwaller: But you're a cheerleader! A senior cheerleader! You know what that means?
Ron Stoppable: New uniforms?
Bonnie Rockwaller: Well, yes, and they're so cute! But it also means you must date a jock. It's like a rule.
Kim Possible: Ron's the exception to the rule.
Bonnie Rockwaller: He's the *reason* for the rule!


"Kim Possible: Team Impossible (#3.10)" (2005)
Dash DaMont: I thought you were supposed to be some sort of master of Monkey Kung Fu?
Ron Stoppable: You know, it's funny, it comes and goes...

Kim: Hey, Dash?
[fighting stance]
Kim: I'm waiting?
Dash DaMont: I wish there was another way.
Ron Stoppable: [skeptical] Really?
Dash DaMont: No, I'm told we should always say that, for legal reasons.

Ron Stoppable: Dude you are so over.
Dash DaMont: Do you have any idea what I am capable of?
Ron Stoppable: I have a fair idea.
Dash DaMont: And?
Ron Stoppable: Dude you are so over.

Dash DaMont: [Wade holds a remote for a laser grid] You don't have this place wired!
Ron Stoppable: Trust me, Wade has the world wired!

Ron Stoppable: I figured since we dropped out of the hero biz I better find something to do with all my new free time.
Kim: Who said we were dropping out?
Ron Stoppable: Uh, the three big dudes with the super cool theme song? Can't get it out of my head!
Kim: Just because those greedy goons think we're cutting into their bottom line, that's no reason to quit.
Ron Stoppable: No? How about because they have a half a dozen *fists*?

Kim: Ron, we do not need a theme song!
Ron Stoppable: Did it occur to you that it gives Team Impossible an edge?
Kim: If they *had* an edge, which they do not!
[the doors to the lair explode and Team Impossible emerges with Dementor]
Professor Dementor: You three are positively amazing! What gives you your edge?
Kim: [to Ron, hissing] *Don't* even.


"Kim Possible: Roachie (#3.8)" (2005)
Ron Stoppable: You don't suppose there are any...
Kim Possible: Bugs? Come on, Ron! Bugs are no big. Literally. You flick 'em!

Ron Stoppable: [meeting a giant cockroach] Hey, look. That one's lost. Hey, little guy. You okay?
Kim Possible: It... it's touching you...
Ron Stoppable: Weird, huh? Guess I'm only freaked out by the little ones. The bigger ones are cute, like a shiny puppy, with a shell.
Kim Possible: Puppies don't have shells!
Ron Stoppable: [the roach starts licking Ron] Hey, he likes me! Can I keep him?
Kim Possible: [gags] The hurl factor's approaching critical here...

Ron Stoppable: [saying goodbye to Roachie] Roachie, you're the best dog-sized insect a guy could ever want. I know we've bonded, I feel like an honorary bug, but it's better if you're with your friends. I'll come visit you! And I'll think of you every time I step on something crunchy.

Kim Possible: Roachie listens to you?
Ron Stoppable: Well, except at bedtime, it's always "five more minutes" and "can I have a glass of dirty water?"
Kim Possible: You're like... the roach whisperer.

Ron Stoppable: You okay, KP? KP?
Kim Possible: [petrified] Bugs... b-big bugs...
Ron Stoppable: Oh, yeah, that's real nice. Just mock my weakness!
Kim Possible: B... b... big... bugs...
Ron Stoppable: Hey, you're not mocking, What happened to "just flick 'em"?
Kim Possible: Uh-huh, that was when they were little, and, uh, flickable?

Kim Possible: [giant roaches are attacking] My jeepers are officially creeped. You're the roach boy - you can handle this thing on your own, right?
Ron Stoppable: Kim, I got over my bug issues. You gotta deal, too, or we're chunked!
Kim Possible: We are *so* chunked. Look at that! Those bugs are just... ridiculous big!


"Kim Possible: Gorilla Fist (#3.11)" (2005)
Kim Possible: But it's cardboard caff pizza.
Ron Stoppable: Cheese on cardboard is still cheese.
Monique: Got you there.

Ron: Why couldn't she just tell me she likes me? She was being all ninja about it.
Kim: Well, you've got me...

Ron Stoppable: Check me, KP, I'm an arch foe.

Yori: According to the map, we should be very near.
Ron Stoppable: [carrying all their bags] Oh, good. Then it will be my honor to collapse from exhaustion.

Ron Stoppable: Whoa! Are you freaking over my friend Yori?
Kim Possible: I am *not* freaking! I am *not* jelling!
Ron Stoppable, Yori: "Jelling"?
Ron Stoppable: What's jelling?
Kim Possible: Never mind jelling!

Yori: Everything is ready, Stoppable-san.
Ron Stoppable: Yori!
[nervously]
Ron Stoppable: Ha-ha! Um, Yori, this is Kim and Monique.
Yori: Ah! Kim Possible!
[bows]
Yori: I have heard much.
Kim Possible: [glaring at Ron] Really? I haven't.
Ron Stoppable: Oh, sure, KP! You know, Yori, from seventh period History?
[pause]
Ron Stoppable: No, no she's an old pal from Camp Wannaweep...
[pause]
Ron Stoppable: We never met, actually. What do you want? Who are you, stranger-I-do-not-know?
Kim Possible: But you just said her name is Yori.
Ron Stoppable: Yori, well... it's a common name, ya know... in Japan. Well, I-I-I-I gotta go, bye!
[pulls Yori off with him]


"Kim Possible: Emotion Sickness (#3.2)" (2004)
Ron Stoppable: Just go with me on this, Monique. Kim has it bad for Ron!
Monique: And that's not good?
Ron Stoppable: I don't know. I mean, it's not like I haven't thought about this. I mean, who hasn't?

[talking about Kim's date with Ron]
Dr. Possible: Oh, we're just tickled pink about you and Kimmy.
Ron: We are?
Dr. Possible: But not too pink. Time to have a fam-to-Ron talk.
Ron: It is?
Dr. Possible: We want Kim to be happy.
Ron: We do?
Dr. Possible: If not, it's a one-way ticket on a deep space probe.
Ron: H-how deep?
Dr. Possible: [very stern] Black hole deep, Ronald.

Kim: [under "Moodulator" mind control] Now, about that favour...
Ron: Actually, KP, I...
Kim: [pouting] Tonight's the night of the big Middleton Days festival, and I don't have a date.
Ron: Wait, wait, wait! You want to go to the festival as my *date*?
Kim: [overjoyed] Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
[she kisses Ron deeply; Wade appears on her computer]
Wade: Hey, guys, I...
[spits out his drink and falls off his chair]
Wade: Ah! Um... bad time to call?
Kim: [giggles] Guess what the sitch is, Wade?
Wade: Um... I just wanted to tell you, I got a link to the Kimmunicator, and... were you guys just smackin' lips?
Kim: [gazing into Ron's eyes] Great, Wade!
Ron: [dreamily] Whatever you say...
Kim: I'm going to get ready for tonight. Rrrrr!
[she leaves]
Wade: Whoa! What's going on?
[Ron shuts the locker door on him]
Wade: This isn't normal! Hello?

Ron Stoppable: [lying on a couch] Okay, so Kim and I have been best buds forever. Maybe dating is the next step...
[standing near a window]
Ron Stoppable: [standing near a window] I mean what's not to like about Kim? She's smart, cute, and...
[lying on the floor]
Ron Stoppable: Dating could be good, you know, uh, the date thing...
[sitting behind a plant]
Ron Stoppable: What if it tanks?
[He simulates playing a video game, then crashing and going down in flames; he guzzles soda, and strums a rubber band between his teeth. Finally, he's standing on his head in lotus position]
Ron Stoppable: This could totally wreck our friendship! No. No. I'm not gonna let that happen. Only one thing to do: break up with Kim.
[He starts to leave and turns to his "counselor."]
Ron Stoppable: Thanks man, you've been a big help.
Mr. Steve Barkin: [from his chair] Stoppable, how did you get in my house?

[Ron ducks inside a parade float to hide from an emotionally unstable Kim only to find Drakken hiding from an emotionally unstable Shego]
Dr. Drakken: Find your own hiding place.
Ron Stoppable: Oh right, like you called dibs.
Dr. Drakken: Oh, well I am now. Dibs! HA!
Ron Stoppable: Well I'm calling double dibs!
Dr. Drakken: [grumbles] You've won this round with your superior dib calling... but that won't save us from them!
[Both look up to see Kim tearing the float open]
Dr. Drakken, Ron Stoppable: AAH!

Ron Stoppable: [whining] Kim, he's trying to get away and he's kicking me!
Kim: And you're surprised?


"Kim Possible: The Ron Factor (#2.4)" (2003)
Gemini: The Worldwide Evil Empire, also known as WEE. It's an acronym.
Ron Stoppable: Acronym. Hmm, yeah, that's a school word. I should know this.
Gemini: I am Gemini!
Ron Stoppable: Dude, I am Virgo, but what's your name?
Gemini: Gemini!
Ron Stoppable: Oh, it's an acronym! Oh-kay!

Ron Stoppable: Face it. Without me, you're just another freak-fighting cheerleader with a web site.

Ron: Sorry, Ron Factor!

Ron: [talking in his sleep] No monkey touch, no monkey touch...

Ron Stoppable: I gotcha. G.J. needs Kim for some top-secret save-the-world action.
Dr. Betty Director: Actually, G.J. needs you, Ron Stoppable.
Kim Possible: [shocked] For... what?

[Gemini and Dr. Director confront each other]
Dr. Betty Director: You just can't leave me alone, can you... Sheldon?
Ron Stoppable: "Sheldon"?
Gemini: The name is Gemini! And this has nothing to do with you... Betty!
Kim Possible: "Betty"?


"Kim Possible: Tick-Tick-Tick (#1.4)" (2002)
Dr. Drakken: And no doubt you have heard of me?
Kim: Uh, no.
Dr. Drakken: Now think about it... I'm a genius.
Kim: I really don't...
Dr. Drakken: Doctor?... Doctor D - Dr. Dra - *Dr. Drakken*!
Kim: Dr. Drakken?
Dr. Drakken: Aha! I see my reputation precedes me.
Kim: You have something that doesn't belong Dr., uh, what was it again?
Ron: Uh, Dr... He said it was "Duh" something.

[after dropping into a tank of sharks]
Ron: Why is it never otters? I wouldn't mind dropping into a tank of otters. They're fun!

Kim: [Ron is slurping the last of his drink] Is that really necessary?
Ron: Uh yea! Every drop counts when you're a thousand miles away from free refills!

Wade Load: Kim, look in your pack.
Ron: [doing so] Hmm, lipstick...
Wade Load: Actually, that's not ordinary lipstick it's...
[it explodes in Ron's face]
Wade Load: ...elastic constricting agent.
Kim: Oooh... my compact! I've been looking for this!
Ron: What does that do?
Kim: It's a small mirror that allows me to check my face.

[just before dropping Ron and Kim into a tank of sharks]
Dr. Drakken: I hope you can stay.
Kim: For lunch?
Dr. Drakken: I wasn't going to say that.
Ron: You were so "for lunch."
Dr. Drakken: Fine, stay for lunch!
[drops them in]

Ron: Remote control lasers. I'll handle this!
[stands there like an idiot while Kim rolls her eyes]
Ron: I've got nothin'. Kim?


"Kim Possible: The Cupid Effect (#4.4)" (2007)
[Wade reads a love note for Monique that Ron gave him]
Wade Load: The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.
Kim Possible, Monique: Eww!
Ron Stoppable: Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...
[camera cuts to Mr. Barkin grading Ron's "biology report"]
Mr. Steve Barkin: [sniffs] That's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!

[Ron gives Wade romantic advice]
Wade Load: Shouldn't I just be myself?
Ron Stoppable: Nah, that only works in cartoons.

[Last lines - Ron fears being hit with another "cupid ray"]
Kim Possible: Hey Ron, what are you doing?
Ron Stoppable: Nothing!
Kim Possible: You're weird.
Ron Stoppable: Kim...
Kim Possible: [romantically] Shhh. I like weird.

Ron Stoppable: So, I'm gonna teach you the fine art of charmin' and disarmin'.
Wade Load: You?
Ron Stoppable: Yes, me! Uh, 'scuse me, WHO is dating Kim Possible?
Wade Load: Yeah, but... the laws of extreme improbability inexplicably worked out in your favor!
Ron Stoppable: And we'll make them work for you... playah!

Wade Load: Why is romance so much harder than microelectronics?
Ron Stoppable: Well, you know, things would be a lot easier if, oh I don't know, you just invented a love ray that would make Monique fall in love with you.
[laughs]
Wade Load: Hmmmm...
[quietly]
Wade Load: Booyah.

Ron Stoppable: Ok, OK, that's not really a bun warmer, is it? 'Cause my bun is lukewarm and Monique's all hottie-hot.
Wade Load: Ok, it's a device that makes girls fall in love with me. I invented it!
Ron Stoppable: What? That's great! That... that's WRONG! Oh, SO wrong! Wade!... Wait, which means it wasn't my mad love-school skills?
Wade Load: Well, you gave me the idea for the love ray. That's something.
Ron Stoppable: Me? No, I didn't! I was...
[gasps]
Ron Stoppable: Oooh, so when I said...? and then you thought...? Then you did...?
Wade Load: Yup!
Ron Stoppable: [groans] Oh, Kim's SO gonna blame me.


"Kim Possible: Exchange (#2.12)" (2003)
[Ron is ambushed by monkey ninjas]
Ron: Aw, Fuji. Why is it ALWAYS monkeys? Why can't I ever be attacked by crazed super models?

Ron: Call it? But, I mean, how... Magic sword...? Here boy.
[Magic sword flies through air, tears off Ron's clothes, and smashes building]
Ron: Uh, my bad, I can pay for that, really, you should go ahead and put that on my tab.

[Ron's about to quit ninja school]
Sensei: I am saddened to say that Yori is missing.
Ron: Missing? Missing, how?
Sensei: Since you refused the task of recovering the Lotus Blade, she seized the honor. Her footprints. The ground here tells the story... a great struggle. Many warriors.
Ron: And one Yori.
Sensei: The hour grows late, Stoppable-san. You have a plane to catch.
Ron: I'm gonna miss that plane.

[Ron's failing ninja training]
Yori: You must not give up. Even a mighty river was once a stream.
Ron: But I'm a trickle.
Yori: I believe in you, Stoppable-san.
[kisses Ron on the cheek]
Yori: Good night.
Ron: [sighs] Call me Ron-san.

Ron: Ron-san is gonna sleep like a baby tonight!
Rufus: Huh?
Ron: No, I don't mean waking up every two hours crying for my mama.

[Upon learning of Ron's selection as a foreign exchange student]
Bonnie Rockwaller: Let me get this straight, we get motorcycle hotness and they get Stoppable? Any way we can make this trade permanent?
Mr. Steve Barkin: Now keep in mind, Stoppable, for the next seven days, you are a cultural ambassador. You represent this school, this city, and this nation.
Ron: Don't worry, Mr. B., I am a master at the delicate art of diplomacy.
[eats a row of potato chips]
Ron: But if they push any raw fish on me, I swear I'll chuck!


"Kim Possible: Homecoming Upset (#4.18)" (2007)
Ron Stoppable: Hey, I was the kissee here, not the kisser!
Kim Possible: No kidding! It took you twelve stinking years to kiss me!

Bonnie Rockwaller: [crying and wailing]
Ron Stoppable: Uh, I don't speak hysteric.
Bonnie Rockwaller: [continues crying and wailing]
Kim Possible: Brick broke up with you?
Ron Stoppable: How do you know what she said?
Kim Possible: It's a girl thing.

Bonnie Rockwaller: I don't do pathetic!
Ron Stoppable: [under his breath] Well, you could've fooled me.

Ron Stoppable: Uh, Bonnie? This is the part of sneaking in that we like to call "Quiet Time!"

[last lines]
Bonnie Rockwaller: Don't go anywhere, Stoppable! That dweeb from the yearbook committee insists we pose for a royal portrait. I cannot believe there's going to be a picture of me with you in the *yearbook*! That's, like, photographic evidence that we associated.
Ron Stoppable: You know, some of us learn and grow from our little adventures!
Bonnie Rockwaller: Whatever, loser.


"Kim Possible: Coach Possible (#1.11)" (2002)
[Kim's too tough as her brothers' soccer coach]
Ron: It's just a game. With small children. Who cry when they see you coming!

Ron Stoppable: The team wanted me to talk to you about your coaching technique.
Kim: What about my coaching technique?
Ron Stoppable: Too much technique, not enough coach.
Kim: What's that supposed to mean?
Ron Stoppable: They just wanna have fun, Kim.
Kim: Winning is fun, Ron.
Ron Stoppable: See, that's your Kimness talking!
Kim: Well, I am Kim.
Ron Stoppable: It's just a game... with small children... who cry when they see you coming.

Kim: You know a lot about soccer?
Ron: Oh, yes. I will tell you everything I know. Soccer is the world's most popular sport. You can't touch the ball with your hands...
Kim: Unless you're the goalie.
Ron: Really? Well, that's it, then! The student has surpassed the teacher.

Ron: Kim, the team wanted me to talk to you about your coaching technique.
Kim: What about my coaching technique?
Ron: There's too much technique and not enough coaching!

Kim: Wade, do you think it's wrong to pitch in and help your team?
Wade: Like fund raising?
Ron: Like playing forward.
Wade: Oh. In that case, I'd have to say yes.


"Kim Possible: Clean Slate (#4.17)" (2007)
Dr. Drakken: Kim Possible? And where is that boy who's always losing his pants?
Ron Stoppable: I'm not ALWAYS losing my pants! Eh, it's just a little grapple trouble.

Kim Possible: Kim? Kim who?
Ron Stoppable: Possible.
Kim Possible: What is?
Ron Stoppable: You are!
Kim Possible: I'm what?
Ron Stoppable: Kim Possible!
Kim Possible: That so doesn't sound like a name.

Ron Stoppable: Not to worry! I'll have KP back in time for dinner. After school, I'll give her a refresher around Middleton. It'll be like a second first date!
Kim Possible: Are you hitting on me?
Ron Stoppable: Um... Kim? We ARE dating. I'm your boyfriend.
Kim Possible: Boyfriend?!
[snickers]
Kim Possible: Oh, wait. You're serious?
Ron Stoppable: Oh ho. That wasn't painful at all.

Ron Stoppable: Wait, Shego! You tell her! Kim and I are dating, right?
Shego: What? For real? Oh come on. That never made any sense to me, I mean...
Ron Stoppable: See?! That wasn't a "no!"

Dr. Drakken: You're too late!
[pauses, then reads from cards]
Dr. Drakken: "Soon, world domination will be in my grasp, once I use the MRM to help me remember my plan."
Ron Stoppable: Uh, why's he reading off a card?
Shego: Yeah, note guy, cheat sheet thing.
Ron Stoppable: Why wasn't *I* told that was acceptable?
Shego: What, you need a reminder to lose your pants?


"Kim Possible: Sink or Swim (#1.2)" (2002)
Ron: So on the next mission, I call the shots?
Kim: We'll see.
Ron: Oh, I know what that means.
Kim: It means we'll see.
Ron: Which is code for "not a chance".
Kim: Actually it's code for "ferociously unlikely".

Ron: Oh, Bonnie. You remind me of the cruel kids back at camp. Sticks and stones.
Tara: They called you names?
Ron: Yes. While they were hitting me with sticks and stones.

Mr. Steve Barkin: Stoppable, you know the lay of the land?
Ron: Every rock, every tree, every bloodthirsty tick... it haunts me.
Mr. Steve Barkin: Good. Where's the phone?
[Flashback: a young Ron is on a payphone attached to a tree]
Ron: Mom? Hey, it's me again. Yeah, yeah, I know I just called three minutes ago, but I just wanted to ask one more time: Can you please get me out of here?

Tara: This is just like those movies. Innocent teens, stranded in a camp in the middle of nowhere... then some creepo starts to pick them off, one by one!
Kim: So not the drama, Tara. This isn't a horror movie.
Ron: Oh, isn't it?
Bonnie Rockwaller: Okay, if it were a horror movie, there'd be more guys.
[points to Ron]
Bonnie Rockwaller: And they'd be way cuter than him.

Gill: I am no longer Gil. Now I am Gill.
Ron: So, what's the difference?
Gill: I have added an L, you know as in gill, these things that grew when I mutated.
[referring to his scales]


"Kim Possible: Attack of the Killer Bebes (#1.9)" (2002)
[on Ron's mascot costume]
Bonnie: This idea is idiotic! The entire student body will laugh at you.
Ron: But...
Bonnie: Not with, *at*.
Ron: But...
Bonnie: Loudly and cruelly, they will laugh.
[Rufus licks banana cream filling off of Bonnie]
Ron: You don't deserve to be kissed by a naked mole-rat.

Kim: [over the radio] Ron? Ron, are you there?
Ron: [faking static] Sorry - kkk! Can't - kkk! - hear - kkk! - you!
Kim: Knock it off, Ron, I know you're doing that yourself.
Ron: Kkk- what? I'm only - kkk! - hearing - kkk! - every - kkk! - other - kkk! word!
Kim: Ron, don't be a - kkk - baby!

[Ron arrives after a long uphill bike ride]
Ron: [panting] Kim... don't think I didn't... hear that... baby comment. I heard it.

Dr. Drakken: Wait, you mean Kim Possible and Dr. Possible are related?
Ron: Duh!
Dr. Drakken: Don't "duh" me! Possible is a very common last name.
Ron: So not.
Dr. Drakken: So... so, yes it is!
Ron: It's pretty unique.
Dr. Drakken: ENOUGH! I shall prove it! Where's the phone book?
[later]
Dr. Drakken: Okay, fine, so in Middleton there is only one Possible family.

[about Ron's "Mad Dog" mascot costume]
Kim: Where did you get that mask?
Ron: I made it, with my Movie Makeup Magic Kit!
[Rufus pops up, wearing a mask likeness of Kim]
Rufus: What's the sitch?


"Kim Possible: A Very Possible Christmas (#2.15)" (2003)
[Ron and Drakken are stranded at the North Pole]
Ron Stoppable: My fault? It's not my fault!
Dr. Drakken: This is so your fault!
Ron Stoppable: What, I'm supposed to let you take over the world?
Dr. Drakken: In the spirit of the season, yes!

Ron Stoppable: So where are we in the Possible family Christmas Eve schedule?
Kim Possible: Just started. Lighting the house is always first.
Ron Stoppable: [rubs his eyes because of all the lights] Right. Yeah, yeah, I caught that.

Ron Stoppable: [on the phone] Yes, information? I'd like the number for 911 immediately, please!

Shego: [Drakken hosts an impromptu Christmas gathering] Uh, Dr. D? Are you serious?
Dr. Drakken: Of course! Because: "To the people far and near..."
Ron Stoppable, Dr. Drakken: "... Snowman Hank brought holiday cheer!"
Kim Possible: This is... this is... I... I don't know what this is...
Dr. Drakken: [pushing Kim and Ron together] Look who's under the mistletoe!
Ron Stoppable: [laughs nervously] Well... really it's some old parsley I found in the dumpster, but...
[Kim kisses Ron on the cheek]
Ron Stoppable: Oh!
Rufus: Awww...


"Kim Possible: Rappin' Drakken (#3.9)" (2005)
Kim: [backstage at American Starmaker] Ron, this is so dumb, it can't work.
Ron: [writing in a notebook] Yeah, chill down, KP, it'll work.
Kim: [reading from Ron's notebook] "Yo, listen up, hap a holler from Ron?"
Ron: I wanted it to sound like me.
Kim: Why don't you shoot for "sound like English?"

Kim: Ron, what are we doing at Smarty Mart?
Ron: Research, KP. "How Ron Met Rufus." This is where it all began! And I need to get some ointment for toenail fungus.
Kim: Need I bother with the "Eeee-ugh," or is it a given?
[the Kimmunicator beeps]
Kim: Sitch me, Wade.
Ron: Hey Wade, what do you know about toenail fungus?
Wade Load: Eeee-ugh!
Kim: That's what I said.

Ron: Uh, dude, is this important?
Dr. Drakken: [gasps] The gyroscopic control unit! Where did you get this?
Ron: Yeah, well, we actually snuck in by climbing up your whatever-it-is...
Dr. Drakken: Hypertronic devastator drone!
Ron: Yes, and I slipped, and I had to kind of grab on to something, and it kind of snapped off.
Dr. Drakken: Without the gyroscopic control unit, the drone will...!
[alarm klaxons sound]
Dr. Drakken: ...instantly crash. You buffoon!
Ron: [shrugs] I do what I can.

[looking at Drakken's mind-controlling shampoo]
Wade Load: It's supposed to hypnotize anyone who uses it to do whatever Drakken says.
Ron: [reads label] "Lather, Rinse, Obey!" Hmm, points for full disclosure.


"Kim Possible: Bueno Nacho (#1.6)" (2002)
[Working at the Mexican restaurant]
Ron: [Into PA] Fifty-eight, your order's great! Fifty-nine, you're lookin' fine! Sixty, um... your food's ready.

[Ron has poured nachos onto a tortilla]
Kim: What are you doing?
Ron: Taco meets nacho. I call it the "naco"!
Kim: I call it "gross beyond reason."
Rufus: Mmm! Naco!

Ron: [Ron and Kim are eating al fresco at Bueno Nacho] What's wrong, KP? You won.
Kim: I'm very happy... really.
Ron: You don't sound happy.
Kim: OK, I know this is beyond shallow, but I saved the world and I'm no closer to owning that Club Banana jacket.
Ron: Maybe... Maybe not...
[presents Kim with Club Banana box]
Kim: [gasp adoringly] Ron!
Ron: Oh, it's no big deal. My Naco bonus was muy bueno.
Kim: [opens box to discover green jacket that she'd been saving for] You are too sweet! I love it! Thanks.
[Ned, her former Bueno Nacho boss, walks up wearing identical jacket]
Kim: Ned?
Ron: Dude, what are you wearing?
Ned: Somebody left this picture over the cheese machine, and I just had to have it! Viva me!
[Ned exits]
Ron: Exchange it.
Kim: Oh, yeah.

[Kim and Ron are bolted to a machine]
Ron Stoppable: Guess that wasn't much of a plan.
Kim: Not as great as your Bueno Nacho Bathroom Break chart.
Ron Stoppable: I gooned on Assistant Manager power. You were right.
Kim: I did resent your superior burrito technique. You're entitled to excell. Forgive me?
Ron Stoppable: Duh. Forgive me?
Kim: Totally.
Dr. Drakken: Aw, that's so sweet. Friends again. Just in time to be fried in magma.
Ron Stoppable: Remind me again why I rushed over?


"Kim Possible: Rufus in Show (#2.6)" (2003)
[Kim and Ron are tied above a pool of electric eels]
Kim: Aren't you going to leave now?
Falsetto Jones: Leave? What do you mean?
Ron: Well, usually the villain says his lame pun and leaves, you know, "leaving us to our doom".
Falsetto Jones: But then I'd miss the whole show. Where's the fun in that? I'm not going anywhere.
Kim: OK, but I feel I must warn you, you are really breaking a supervillain tradition here.

[Ron slips the judge a five-dollar bill to approve Rufus as a "Peruvian Hairless."]
Kim: Ron, this is a prestigious international competition!
Ron: And I'm speaking the prestigious international language of cold, hard cash!

Kim: There he is: Falsetto Jones.
Ron: Why do you think he's called Falsetto...?
Falsetto Jones: [high-pitched voice] Welcome, humans and canines alike, to my annual dog show!
Kim: Freak helium accident.
Ron: Ouch.


"Kim Possible: Bonding (#3.3)" (2004)
[at a rugby match]
Mr. Steve Barkin: Feel good! Feels right, doesn't it?
Ron Stoppable: I can taste my spleen...

[at the gymnasium pool]
Ron Stoppable: [gasping] You could have planned this a little better!
Mr. Steve Barkin: Don't be a water weenie, Stoppable! Only fifty more laps. Big breath, let's go

Mr. Steve Barkin: Troops, attention!
[a quartet of Girl Scouts stands and salute]
Ron Stoppable: [laughing] You're a Pixie den mother!
Mr. Steve Barkin: [dead serious] *Brigadier* Pixie.
[Ron sobers, and salutes]


"Kim Possible: Odds Man In (#4.11)" (2007)
[Ron is afraid to leave his panic room to answer Kim's distress call]
Mr. Stoppable: Ronald? I should have told you what you learn when you spend your whole life calculating hazards.
Ron Stoppable: What's that?
Mr. Stoppable: Some things are worth the risk.

Ron Stoppable: I'm telling you, Kim, actuarially speaking, you should have been toast in the tenth grade.
Kim Possible: Yet, here I am.
Ron Stoppable: Oh, would you mind moving over a lane? We're eight percent less likely to get into a bone-mangling accident.
Kim Possible: And you're about fifty percent more likely not to tick off your girlfriend if you're a hundred percent less annoying!
Ron Stoppable: [confused] Well, that doesn't make any sense... where did you get your numbers?

Ron Stoppable: Look, KP, I just want to keep you safe. Because if you got hurt... it's too big a loss to compute.
Kim Possible: [touched] That's the most weirdly romantic thing you've ever said to me!


"Kim Possible: Two to Tutor (#2.3)" (2003)
[first lines]
[in a high-flying jet]
Kim Possible: Thanks for the ride, Colonel Dmitri. This is our stop.
[She hits a button, and the cockpit canopy pops off]
Ron Stoppable: [shivering] Uh, for once, couldn't we just, like, land, and, you know, taxi to a gate or something?
Rufus: [shivering] Please!

Ron Stoppable: You know, for someone who can disarm a doomsday device, you seem to have major mixer issues.
Kim Possible: Ron, this machine hates me!

Kim Possible: Too bad about your restaurant.
Ron Stoppable: Well, when the health inspector saw a live rodent, you know... serving the food, the die was cast.
Rufus: [whimpers] Sorry.


"Kim Possible: Vir-Tu-Ron (#2.10)" (2003)
Ron Stoppable: [Ron's new girlfriend goes off fearlessly to rescue some friends trapped by an evil despot] Are all girls like this, or just the ones I know?

Malcolm the Wraithmaster: Sorry about the whole "trapping-you-in-cyber-reality."
Ron Stoppable: Ah, these things happen... to me.

Malcolm the Wraithmaster: [after being defeated] I was gonna be the Supreme Overlord of this magical world. Now what'll I do?
Ron Stoppable: Hey, try out for the drama club.
Malcolm the Wraithmaster: Drama club?
Ron Stoppable: Well, you've already got the shirt.
Malcolm the Wraithmaster: You're so right! I do have the shirt! Thanks, knave.


"Kim Possible: The Full Monkey (#2.20)" (2004)
Mr. Steve Barkin: Let's move it, people, time for student photos! Stoppable, none of your punk hand gestures this time.
Ron Stoppable: What? It was a thumbs-up!

[Ron has been scarfing snacks from a bag, then hears Professor Acari talking about his research on the nutritional value of insects]
Ron Stoppable: OH, GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLIES! WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH?
Professor Acari: Toasted chili peppers...
Ron Stoppable: Oh, phew!
Professor Acari: ...and mountain grasshoppers! Delicious, aren't they?
Kim Possible: Ron, maybe you should look before you eat.
Ron Stoppable: Crunchy and spicy has never betrayed me like this before!

Wade Load: Better hurry, we've only got a few minutes!
Kim Possible: Until what?
Ron Stoppable: Until you're a monkey permanently.
Kim Possible: Can this get any worse?
Ron Stoppable: [looks over her shoulder] Yes!
[Monkey Fist comes flying at her]


"Kim Possible: Steal Wheels (#3.1)" (2004)
Kim: [after Ron finds out she's jealous of Ron's new friend] Was it that obvious?
Ron: Kim, you ate all his nacos.

Felix Renton: Great minds think alike!
Ron: Yeah! What?

[Drakken and Ed steal Felix's wheelchair]
Kim: This is low, even for those two.
Ron: Uh, news flash, Kim: they're bad men!


"Kim Possible: Monkey Fist Strikes (#1.13)" (2002)
Kim: And now, Larry drones on about these creepy conventions he goes to - in costume! And the video games? Last month I learned everything I never wanted to know about that stupid "Fortress" game.
Ron Stoppable: "Fortress"? The other night I spent six hours battling the hilltop fortress with nothing but a joystick and a will that could not be denied!
Kim: And to think: that's time you may have otherwise wasted.

Sir Monty Fiske: So, now you know my secret... which you will take to your graves.
Ron Stoppable: How can you be so sure? I mean, a lot can happen in the next sixty or seventy years.

Sir Monty Fiske: So, monkey-hater, we meet again.
[a bell rings]
Sir Monty Fiske: Serenity time! Time to center.
[drops into lotus position]
Bates: Monkey kung fu is half mental.
Ron Stoppable: *Completely* mental in this case!


"Kim Possible: Number One (#1.7)" (2002)
[Kim's moody]
Ron: Somebody's tweaked!
Kim: Am not.
Ron: Please, KP, you reek tweak!

Agent Will Du: Why must she constantly irk me?
Ron: It's hard not to. You're very irk-able.

Ron: Look! It's Killigan's Island!


"Kim Possible: Hidden Talent (#2.17)" (2004)
Kim Possible: Ron, I cannot believe you signed me up for the Talent Show without even asking me! Do you not comprehend how critically wrong that is?
Ron Stoppable: Let's stick to the facts. Fact one: you *are* signed up. Fact two: you won't give Bonnie the satisfaction of backing out now.
Kim Possible: Fact three: I know sixteen styles of kung-fu!
Ron Stoppable: You really need to take this unproductive anger you're feeling towards me, and channel it into your act. Don't you think?
Kim Possible: You are so flawed.

Ron Stoppable: This is bad, Kim! You're gonna risk our reputation in front of the entire school and you can't even hit the high notes?
Kim Possible: Fact one: it's *my* reputation on the line here! Fact two: *you* are the one who got me into this! And fact three: I can and *will* hit the high notes! I can do anything!

Kim Possible: Is it really necessary to spy on Bonnie's rehearsal like this?
Ron Stoppable: We have to gather some intel on your competition.
Kim Possible: I just can't see Bonnie doing twelve hard years of ballet lessons.
Ron Stoppable: Hour after hour, staring at herself in a giant mirror? Yeah, believe it.


"Kim Possible: October 31st (#1.14)" (2002)
[Ron is trick-or-treating in half a costume with younger kids]
Ron: Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat!
Trick-or-Treatee: Happy Hallowe'en.
Trick-or-Treater: Mister, could you not do "smell your feet?" It's really lame.
Ron: Hey-hey! The Unicorn came to play.
Trick-or-Treater: You're not a unicorn. You're just a horse's...

Dr. Drakken, Duff Killigan: Kim Possible!
Ron: Yeah, and... Actually, you know what, I've got nothin' to add to that.


"Kim Possible: Blush (#2.21)" (2004)
Ron: [talking about Kim's crush on Josh Mankey] You ever notice "Mankey" is a mere vowel away from "monkey!" Just an observation!

Wade Load: Oops!
Ron: Wade, we're free-falling off a cliff! This is no time for "oops!"


"Kim Possible: Big Bother (#4.9)" (2007)
Lord Monkey Fist: What kind of a hero brings a baby on a mission?
Ron Stoppable: A baby AND a sack of flour!
Lord Monkey Fist: [sarcastic] Ah, yes. That explains everything.

Wade Load: You got a hit on the site from the Yamanuchi school in Japan.
Ron Stoppable: Yamanuchi... Yori?
Wade Load: Yeah. She said she needs Stoppable-san right away.
Ron Stoppable: [seeing Kim's expression] Wade, you better fill in some blanks, pronto!
Wade Load: To help her! Both of you! Including Kim! Who she asked about! Fondly!
Ron Stoppable: [whistles] Nice save!


"Kim Possible: Grudge Match (#2.2)" (2003)
Kim Possible: Are you going to live in fear because of some rules that only exist in your head?
Ron Stoppable: Uh, yeah.

Ron Stoppable: What kind of chance do I have with a girl like that, anyway?
Kim Possible: [aside] Honest opinion or best-friend-fudge?
Monique: Fudge it, girl.


"Kim Possible: The Twin Factor (#1.17)" (2002)
Shego: [who has just endured being under mind control] DODGEBALL AND DODOS?
Dr. Drakken: Ooh.
Shego: Do you have ANY idea what listening to you is like? It is SO BORING!
[Shego chases Drakken away]
Ron: Shouldn't we go after them?
Kim: No, whatever Shego's going to do to Drakken is TEN times worse than anything *I* could come up with.

[Ron and the twins are being stalked by Kim, under Drakken's mind control]
Ron: If Kim were here, and not under mind control, she'd think up a plan.
Rufus: Mmm-hmm, a plan.
Jim Possible: Let yourself be captured.
Ron: A plan that doesn't involve that!


"Kim Possible: Car Alarm (#4.5)" (2007)
[Fuming, Kim signs her brothers' contract]
Jim and Tim Possible: Woo-hoo, oh, yeah! Hoo-sha!
Kim Possible: Hey, no gloating!
Jim and Tim Possible: [points to the contract] Page 6, subparagraph 3: "Gloating is to be allowed."
Ron Stoppable: Whoat, they got you with a "niener" clause! Oh yeah, they're good.

Kim Possible: [after her latest brush with Motor Ed] No mocking the hair.
Ron Stoppable: [chuckles nervously] Are you kidding me? You know, I know the basic boyfriend rules, Kim. Your new haircut is fabulous! And those slacks are very flattering!
Kim Possible: Thanks for the sensitivity.
Jim and Tim Possible: Sorry, but we're contractually obligated to mock.
Kim Possible: Okay, just get it over with.
[pause]
Jim and Tim Possible: It's no fun if you help.


"Kim Possible: The New Ron (#1.3)" (2002)
Ron: Oh this place just screams lair. Look at all the chrome. And you've got doors that go "whoosh"
Senor Senior Junior: I have been curious about the "whoosh"
Senor Senior, Sr.: I like the "whoosh." It's the door saying, "I am closed."

[Wade arranges a helicopter ride out to the Seniors' island]
Ron: This cannot be safe.
[widen to show the pilot's chair is empty, and the helicopter being steered by remote control]
Kim: Uh, Wade? I'm kind of with Ron on this one.


"Kim Possible: Oh No! Yono! (#4.16)" (2007)
Kim Possible: [surveying the wreckage of Ron's house after they've finally gotten Hana to bed] How did she...? I mean she's just a...!... and the walking on the ceiling! Ron, the ceiling?
Ron Stoppable: [wearily] Welcome to extreme babysitting, Kim.

Mr. Stoppable: [seeing Hana running around the ceiling] Ronald! Did you carbo-load your sister?
Ron Stoppable: [proudly] No. Dad, Han is a super, world-saving, ninja baby.
Mrs. Stoppable: Wait, you knew this?
Mr. Stoppable: ...and you didn't tell us?
Ron Stoppable: [smugly] This IS my way of telling you!


"Kim Possible: Car Trouble (#2.5)" (2003)
Ron: I'd just like to point out that was two fences I jumped over and I didn't rip my pants!
Kim: Let no one doubt your mad fence-jumping skills. Now come on!
[a loud rip is heard]
Ron: Oh!

Ron: Well, I hate to approve of dishonesty - you know - except for when it works and no one notices.


"Kim Possible: Return to Wannaweep (#2.18)" (2004)
Ron Stoppable: You want proof? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PROOF!

Ron Stoppable: Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean Gill isn't out to get me.


"Kim Possible: Graduation: Part 2 (#4.23)" (2007)
[in the alien ship's engine room; all yelling]
Kim Possible: Congratulations, you found the loudest room in the ship!
Shego: Try the central power core! Do some damage here, you'll get results!
Ron Stoppable: If I were an off switch, where would I be?
Dr. Drakken: No, this is highly advanced alien technology! It's not going to be as simple as finding an off...
[the room shuts down]
Dr. Drakken: ...switch.
[Rufus, next to the switch, chuckles. On the bridge, the ship shuts down]
Warmonga: What madness is this?
Warhawk: They found the off-switch!
Warmonga: Ah, long have I questioned the wisdom of that accursed switch!

Dr. Drakken: I can see all the parts coming together of my greatest scheme ever!
Ron Stoppable: What, to save the world?
Dr. Drakken: DO NOT make me say those words!


"Kim Possible: Ron the Man (#1.20)" (2003)
Monique: You're the dot!
Ron: The manly dot!

Ron: Oh...! So I have to wait a whole another week to be a man?
Mr. Stoppable: That stuff is not what makes you a man.
Ron: It's the only proof I've got!


"Kim Possible: Ron Millionaire (#2.28)" (2004)
Ron Stoppable: Ah, the Naco. My wondrous invention for the Bueno Nacho Corporation.
[flashback]
Ron Stoppable: [voice-over] Part nacho, part taco, all delicious.
Ron Stoppable: Possible, come here! I want you!
Kim Possible: Oh, Ronald, it is a wonderment! It will change the world!
Ron Stoppable: Yes. Yes, it shall.
[dissolve to present]
Kim Possible: That's how you remember it?
Ron Stoppable: Pretty much.

Kim Possible: [about Ron's "Naco Royalties Check"] Open it, Ron. Maybe it's big enough for you to grande size.
[Ron does - and his eyes pop out]
Ron Stoppable: [stammering] I-it's for nuh... nuh... nuh...
Kim Possible, Bonnie Rockwaller: [looking] *NINETY-NINE MILLION DOLLARS?*
[Bonnie immediately starts tousling Ron's hair]
Bonnie Rockwaller: Ron Stoppable, you are such a hottie!
Ron Stoppable: Are you saying that because I'm rich?
Bonnie Rockwaller: Uh-huh.
Ron Stoppable: ...Cool!


"Kim Possible: The Truth Hurts (#2.25)" (2004)
Kim Possible: This is so my worst nightmare!
Ron Stoppable: My worst nightmare is the one where I'm in school in my underwear.
Kim Possible: Ron, you've actually done that.


"Kim Possible: The Mentor of Our Discontent (#4.15)" (2007)
Ron Stoppable: Okay, well, I have no idea what just happened, but I am clearly not cut out to help people make life choices.
Kim Possible: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. You helped me choose... you.
Ron Stoppable: Okay, *that* time I was a genius.


"Kim Possible: Sick Day (#2.24)" (2004)
[last lines]
Kim Possible: I gotta know: what was this "X" thing designed to do anyway?
Scientist #1, Scientist #2: [beat] Cure the common cold.
Ron Stoppable: I hate irony.


"Kim Possible: Pain King vs. Cleopatra (#1.12)" (2002)
[At a wrestling match]
Kim: Prepare to be body slammered Jackal!
Ron: That's body slammed Kim.


"Kim Possible: Naked Genius (#2.1)" (2003)
Kim Possible: Nice move, genius.
Ron Stoppable: I am what I is!


"Kim Possible: The Big Job (#4.2)" (2007)
Kim Possible: Jim, Tim, did you add aquatic capability to my car?
Jim and Tim Possible: Sure.
Kim Possible: Hit it, Ron!
[they drive into the water]
Ron Stoppable: Ok, which button?
Jim and Tim Possible: For what?
Kim Possible: Aquatic capability!
Jim and Tim Possible: Ohhhh! We thought you said "COULD you add aquatic capability!"
Ron Stoppable: Oh, I can see how they'd make that mistake. Ha-ha! Look! Fish!


"Kim Possible: Clothes Minded (#4.8)" (2007)
Ron Stoppable: You'll never get away with this, Drakken!
Dr. Drakken: [panicking] What? Why? What do you know?
Ron Stoppable: Uh... oh, nothing. It just seemed like the thing to say.


"Kim Possible: Motor Ed (#2.27)" (2004)
Felix Renton: [about Ron] Is he always this distracted on a mission?
Ron: What?


"Kim Possible: Day of the Snowmen (#2.14)" (2003)
Ron: [panicking, as usual] Aaahhh! An army of evil zombie snowmen!
[more calmly]
Ron: Man, I always knew that's what would get me.


"Kim Possible: Mad Dogs and Aliens (#4.6)" (2007)
Ron Stoppable: Save the world, unwind with nacos and a movie. Bust a villain out of prison, it's the hoity-toity express to Super Spaville.
Kim Possible: Saving the world has other perks, too.
Ron Stoppable: Such as?
Kim Possible: Cuter boyfriends.


"Kim Possible: All the News (#1.15)" (2002)
Ron Stoppable: I'll do it! I'm a born reporter. I can smell a story from a mile away!... Maybe Kim has an idea.


"Kim Possible: Chasing Rufus (#4.19)" (2007)
Ron Stoppable: Oh, this is bad.
Kim Possible: Not entirely, I think Camile will be much easier to track down now.
Ron Stoppable: How so?
[Camile screams]
Ron Stoppable: Oh, ten miles away.
Kim Possible: Twelve tops!
Ron Stoppable: Were comin' Rufus!


"Kim Possible: Low Budget (#1.21)" (2003)
Kim: Ron! This is serious!
Ron Stoppable: Hello? Note: Serious face"


"Kim Possible: Stop Team Go! (#4.12)" (2007)
[Ron gets hit by the Attitudinator]
Wego #1: Get him!
[They charge, Ron stops him]
Ron Stoppable: I think not! BOO-YAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!
Rufus: Uh-oh...
Kim Possible: Not again!


"Kim Possible: Fashion Victim (#4.10)" (2007)
[Ron and Mr. Barkin have been sealed into a crate]
Mr. Steve Barkin: Now quit your yapping, I have to formulate a plan!
Ron Stoppable: Already got one.
[pounds on the side of the crate]
Ron Stoppable: HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
Mr. Steve Barkin: That's not a plan.
Ron Stoppable: Not the boss of me.
[keeps pounding]
Ron Stoppable: HELP!


"Kim Possible: Go Team Go (#2.19)" (2004)
Wade Load: Kim, is Shego in your kitchen?
Shego: Just do your computer thing, nerdlinger.
Ron Stoppable: Has she always been this cranky?
Hego, Mego: Oh yeah.


"Kim Possible: Downhill (#1.5)" (2002)
Ron: What you got there, Dr. P?
Dr. Possible: My home-made snowboard. I'm ready for shreddy!
Ron: Excuse me?
Kim: Dad's trying to act cool? I'm doomed!


"Kim Possible: Royal Pain (#1.10)" (2002)
[Class President nominations]
Ron: From the great state of confusion, I am proud to nominate... Kim Possible!


"Kim Possible: Cap'n Drakken (#4.13)" (2007)
[after Barkin announces the Senior Trip's change of location]
Steve Barkin: Not that ride, Stoppable.
Ron Stoppable: Then... how are we getting there?
Steve Barkin: MOVE-THAT-BUS!
[the bus pulls away, revealing a horse-drawn wagon behind it]


"Kim Possible: The Golden Years (#2.9)" (2003)
Ron Stoppable: [thinking he's cool] Hi. I'm Ron. That's R to the O to the hiz-N!
Random Chick: [pushing flyer of ron being a loser at his chest, unimpressed] That's L to the O to the hiz-ER.


"Kim Possible: Trading Faces (#4.3)" (2007)
Camille Leon: Do you know who I am?
Ron Stoppable: Lady, the question is, do *you* know who you are?


"Kim Possible: Showdown at the Crooked D (#3.5)" (2005)
Dr. Drakken: [after capturing Dr. Possible and Ron] So, we've got a new team here: the genius and the lackwit.
Ron Stoppable: [to Dr. Possible] Don't let him call you a lackwit!