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: I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away.
: There is no way out of here. It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here.
: There is nothing to fear, madam. The Master likes you. Nothing will happen to you. He likes you. Margaret
: Likes me? I thought you said he was dead? Torgo
: Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always.
: But master, you have six wives. Why can't I have one for myself? The Master
: You are not one of us. Therefore you can not have one of them.
: [to The Master's first wife whom is asleep
] You. You're the worst! You were his first wife! He doesn't want you anymore and now, even I don't want you!
: [gesturing at the painting
] That must be your master. Where did you say he was? Torgo
: He has left this world, but he is with us always. No matter where we go he is with us.
: The master would not approve.
: Hey, Torgo, where's the phone? Yes, Alexander Graham Bell, you know, telephone? Torgo
: There is none, sir. The Master doesn't approve of such devices. Margaret
: Then... then where is the nearest phone? Torgo
: The nearest phone is at the crossroads. That's ten miles. Margaret
: Ten miles? Might as well be ten THOUSAND miles! Michael
: [getting mad
] Easy, honey! It won't help to get mad!
: Frank, where is our pizza? It's been two hours since you ordered. TV's Frank
: Well, I called Togo's Pizza; they were busy, so I ended up having to order from Torgo's Pizza. Dr. Forrester
: Come in. Torgo
: [Torgo enters, the music from 'Manos the hands of fate' in the background
] LaRgE SaUsAgE AnD MuShRoOm... ThIn CrUsT? TV's Frank
: That's us. Torgo
: ThaT's $14.50, pLeaSe. Dr. Forrester
: Here! Torgo
: Do... YoU HaVe AnYtHiNg SmAlLeR? I OnLy CaRrY TwEnTy DoLlArS In ChAnGe. Dr. Forrester
: THat's all I have. TV's Frank
: I have a twenty. Dr. Forrester
: Well, why didn't you give him the twenty? TV's Frank
: I was saving it, you know... Dr. Forrester
: Would you please give him the twenty? Torgo
: ThAnK YoU... I'lL GeT YoUr ChAnGe. Dr. Forrester
: Oh, keep it! Torgo
: ThAnK YoU VeRy MuCh, SiR... LeT Me JuSt GeT YoUr CoMpLiMeNtArY CrAzY BrEaD... Dr. Forrester
, TV's Frank
: NO! No, no, no, that's okay! That's quite all right. TV's Frank
: Hey, what about our pop? Torgo
: I... LeFt It In ThE CaR... I'lL Be RiGhT BaCk. Dr. Forrester
, TV's Frank
: Oh. Dr. Forrester
: Until next time, Joel. Push the Button, Frank. TV's Frank
: Say, you know, it's been two hours, but it's still pretty warm. Torgo
: ThEy AlWaYs Do ThAt.
: You cannot stay - the master would not approve. Tom Servo
: Oh, what *does* the master approve, then?
: You led me on, you gave me mixed signals.