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Babs Bunny (Character)
from "Tiny Toon Adventures" (1990)

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Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992) (V)
Buster Bunny: Babs, grab the life saver!
Babs Bunny: Who can think of candy at a time like this?

[Byron the Basset Hound saves Babs and Buster by flying]
Buster Bunny: Hey, Byron can fly!
Babs Bunny: Who knew?

Babs Bunny: Why, Buster Bunny, are you falling for me?
Buster Bunny: [as they fall down a waterfall] You might say that!

Babs Bunny: We've got snappers and crackers and poppers and bangers. We've got them Roman candles, yucky curly snakey things, and the little spinny whirly balls that never work.

Babs Bunny: [falling down a hole towards a light] Head towards the light.
Buster Bunny: Do we have a choice?

Babs Bunny: Oh, Buster, I didn't think I'd get a chance to tell you...
Buster Bunny: Shh. I feel the same way.

Babs Bunny: I miss my family. I miss performing.
[Buster drenches her again]

Babs Bunny: [after losing the Aligators in the fireworks] Happy Independence Day.
Buster Bunny: And as Ben Franklin once said, let's vote.

Babs Bunny: [immitating Boris Karloff] Nice place to live if you have a bolt on your neck.
Buster Bunny: Rub it in, Boris!

Babs Bunny: [after climbing on the "raft" and seeing someting on her foot] There's something on my foot. AAAHH! IT'S THE CREEPING UNKNOWN! IT'S NOT OF THIS EARTH! Buster, you've got to save my foot. It's my lucky rabbit's foot!
Buster Bunny: [pulls it off] Hey, it's Byron.
Babs Bunny: Who knew?

Babs Bunny: Possums
Buster Bunny: Gators
Babs Bunny: Dinner Theater
Buster Bunny: Main Course
Babs Bunny: Options
Buster Bunny: One
Babs Bunny: Bolt?
Buster Bunny: Bingo
Babs Bunny: Ready
Buster Bunny: Go!

Babs Bunny: You know, Buster, I think we've gone far enough down this river.
Buster Bunny: Ah, relax, enjoy, the sound of the water, the soft croaking of the frog, the quiet whispering of the wind through your ears...
Babs Bunny: ...the scary possum kid plucking the banjo?
Buster Bunny: Don't worry, Babs, he's just trying to communicate. Afterall, music is the universal language.
Babs Bunny: You know, that music does have some kind of... romantic charm...
[deeper voice]
Babs Bunny: If you know what I mean.

Little Boo: [thinking Babs is a man] Are you married? Hmmmmmm?
Babs Bunny: Sure am.
[grabs Byron in a dress]
Babs Bunny: Meet the missus.
Byron: Wwwwooouf.

Buster Bunny: You know, Babsy and I want to tell you about the time we had riding down the river.
Babs Bunny: [transforms into Tina Turner and sings] Hey! We're a rollin'... rollin'... rollin' down the river! Rollin'... rollin'... Rowan and Martin!
Babs Bunny: These are the jokes, folks, so feel free to laugh anytime... or not.

Buster Bunny: [falling toward a hole in the ground] A plot hole?
Babs Bunny: I was wondering how those hack writers were going to wrap things up.

[Buster and Babs are given a round of applause for their act]
Babs Bunny: Thank you!
Buster Bunny: Sounds like a terrfic audience!
Babs Bunny: A lot nicer than some of the creeps we met on this trip.
Buster Bunny: [laughs] You said it. Hey, let's turn up the houselights and get to know each other better.
[the houselights turn on revealing the creepy, hungry creatures they met down river along with some others]
Big Boo: Looky, girls, it's our beau with no pants!

Ship Captain: This little girl may just be what we need for our big show.
Babs Bunny: Show? Did you say show?
Buster Bunny: Well, actually, Babs here is anxious to get home to Acme Acres.
Babs Bunny: [impersonating Lucille Ball] But Ricky, I wanna be in the show!

Babs Bunny: [while escaping from the killer, parody of Loretta Lynn, sings with Byron] I was born a coal digger's daughter.
Buster Bunny: [cynically] Great. Now we're in a rerun of 'Hee-Haw'.

Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: [singing] We're waiting for the clock to strike three/ When it's three o'clock we'll be free.
Plucky Duck: Then it's adios, Looniversity/
All: Summertime is coming finally!
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Say goodbye to teachers and books!
Plucky Duck: See you in September, you schnooks!
Plucky Duck, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Hampton Pig: All summer long we'll be free/ Come on stupid clock, please! Strike three!

Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: We almost went looney/ from counting days till Juney/ now this afternoony/ summertime is here!
Plucky Duck: A three month vacation...
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: For kids across the nation.
Fifi: Whatever your location...
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: It's the best time of the year!
All: Visit Acme Acres for a cool-down in the sun/ Beat the heat, it's a treat, that's for everyone/ We're Tiny, we're Tooney, we're all a little looney/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures with some summer fun!
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Now the video's begun.

[falling down a waterfall]
Buster Bunny: I got ya! I got ya!
Babs Bunny: But who's got you? AAAHH!
Superman: [flying in and catching them] I do, kids.
Buster Bunny: Hey pal, this is our story!
Babs Bunny: Yeah, get your own video!
Superman: It's your call.
[drops them]

Babs Bunny: [singing, dressed as a gondolier] Veal parmigiana/ cream fettucine/ ravioli, clams with linguini/ hot pepperoni/ tasy spumoni...
Babs Bunny: [speaks] we haven't eaten in weeks.
Babs Bunny: [singing] Veal parmigiana, veal parmigiana!
Buster Bunny: Babs, that song really put me in the mood.
Babs Bunny: [hopeful] for what?
Buster Bunny: Pizza! You got any money?
Babs Bunny: Thank you, Mr. Romance.

Buster Bunny: You know, you look kinda pretty there, stading in the rain. I love the way the wind rustles through your ear, and that shine the water makes on your fur... and your uncanny resemblance to a drowned rat when you get drenched.
Babs Bunny: Drowned rat, huh? I'll show you!
[raises pole to smack him and gets struck by lightning]

Babs Bunny: Oh, no! One of those possums!
Banjo Possum: Aw, shoot! Don't fret none missy. I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins. I'd never eat a guy who could play his face.
Buster Bunny: See, Babsy? I told you music was the universal language.
Babs Bunny: [sarcastically] And here I thought it was Esperanto.

Buster Bunny: [sung] We're sad, we're confessin'/ that school is back in session/ I sure learned my lesson/
Babs Bunny: I actually had fun!
Plucky Duck: I'm filled with elation/ I'm back from that vacation!
Shirley the Loon: For my next incarnation/ I'm coming as a nun!
Elmer Fudd: Welcome back to Acme Woo/ for a new school year!
Buster Bunny: Yikes, a test!
Babs Bunny: I need rest.
Plucky Duck: I'm living in fear!
Fifi: Johnny Pew was a pity.
Elmyra Duff: [holding Johnny Pew in a baby outfif] At least I got my kitty!
Dizzy Devil: No more crate/ I now look great!
Mary Melody: We've been outdone!

[last lines]
Hampton Pig: Tunnels, and car games!
Plucky Duck: Boy, that trip was sure lame.
Hampton Pig: [bringing in the deranged hitcher] Here's our pal - what's his name?
All: You viewers are lucky...
Mr. Hitcher: Hey, where the heck is Plucky?
All: When weather gets mucky you can take it from the top/ When September rolls around/ you hear the schoolbell sound/ Never mind, press rewind, it's summertime again!/ We're tiny/ we're toony/ we're all a little loony/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures...
Buster Bunny: And I am the champ!
Babs Bunny: And now you are just damp!
[pulls a lever dropping a ton of water on Buster]
Babs Bunny: I just can't help myself!

Babs Bunny: In the summer, I will get a golden tan.
Buster Bunny: I will goof off every second that I can.
Hampton Pig: During summer break, I'll see the sights.
Elmyra Duff: I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.
Fifi: I shall find the skunk-hunk of my dreams.
Elmyra Duff: Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!
Plucky Duck: Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.
Babs Bunny, Buster Bunny: Our one wish is that the summer never ends!
All: We have all been waiting patiently/ waiting for the clock to set us free/ We will beg for summer on bended knee/ Come on stupid clock, please strike three/ strike one, strike two - Strike three!
[the clock strikes three and the bell rings]
Gogo Dodo: You're out!

Buster Bunny: Over here, Barbara Ann Bunny!

[being swept downriver]
Babs Bunny: So how do we stop this thing?
Buster Bunny: We don't.
Babs Bunny: So long, Acme Acres.
Buster Bunny: Hello Adventure!

Buster Bunny: You know, Babsy, in this moonlight you look just like... Morey Amsterdam.
Babs Bunny: [enraged] MOREY AMSTERDAM?
[Buster soaks her again]

Babs Bunny: [rescuing Buster in disguise] Lookin' kinda peaked there, son.
Buster Bunny: Ya took long enough.
Babs Bunny: [VERY sweetly] I was enjoying watching you sweat.

Babs Bunny: Oh boy! Here comes a tunnel.
Buster Bunny: Hold your breath and make a wish!
Babs Bunny: Ooh, I got my wish! A mall!
Buster Bunny: What the-?
Babs Bunny: Back to school sales! Buster, it's you!
Buster Bunny: Well what is it?
Babs Bunny: It's the new box look.

Babs Bunny: Way to go, Huck Finn. We spent our entire vacation downriver! Summer's over!
Buster Bunny: Yeah. And I can't think of a better way to have spent it Babs, than with you.
[kisses her]
Babs Bunny: [rapturous] Really?
Buster Bunny: Absolutely.
Babs Bunny: Aaah...
[Buster soaks her again]

Babs Bunny: [rowing in a pouring down storm, cynically] We're still downriver... and I'm STILL soaking wet.

Buster Bunny: [Babs speaks in a seductive voice] Duh, duh, duh
[as she pets his head]
Buster Bunny: humina, humina, humina!
Babs Bunny: Why Buster Bunny are you falling for me?
Buster Bunny: [as they're about to fall over a waterfall] You could say that
[grabs onto her]
Buster Bunny: I got ya, I got ya!
Babs Bunny: But who's got you?
[screams as they fall over the falls]
Superman: [catches them] I do kids!
Buster Bunny: Hey pal this is our story!
Babs Bunny: Yeah get your own video!
Superman: It's your call
[drops them]

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster and Babs Go Hawaiian (#2.8)" (1991)
Buster Bunny: Wait till I give these hack scripthounds a piece of my mind!
[opens a door to reveal the writers playing cards]
Female Writer: Any threes?
Writer: Go fish.
Female Writer: You guys the pizza people?
[Buster slams the door]
Babs Bunny: Losers.
Buster Bunny: Big time.

Babs Bunny: [kissing Bugs Bunny's credit card] I've never told you this before, but I love you! Mwah! Mwah!
Buster Bunny: [to a very confused doorman] She's got a thing for plastic.

Gogo Dodo: [as the hotel concierge] Eeeeyeeeees?
Buster Bunny: We'd like a room.
Gogo Dodo: A room? What type of room?
[turns into a mushroom]
Gogo Dodo: Mushroom?
[turns into Caeser]
Gogo Dodo: You know all roads lead to Room!
[Buster smacks him]
Gogo Dodo: Et tu Buster? There's always room for one more!
Babs Bunny: In that case, we'll take a suite.
Gogo Dodo: Sweet? What type of sweet? A banana split? A candy cane? A sugar swirl? Double-dip Tutti-fruity bunny with a cherry on top?

Babs Bunny: Let's go sightseeing, okay?
Buster Bunny: Shouldn't we be getting our beauty rest first? I mean it's been a very long day, don't you think?
Babs Bunny: [sweetly] Please, Buster - we never go anywhere or do anything. Please? Please? Puh-leeez?
Buster Bunny: Okay, Babs. I hate it when she does that.

Buster Bunny: [after being drenched in a flooded bathroom] Uh, Babsy, you wouldn't have a Q-tip would you?
TV Spokesman: We interrupt this very special episode of Tiny Toons to bring you a more special report.
Scientist: [rolling down a chart] This is a Q-tip, one of man's most practical inventions. See Figure A: notice fifty percent more cotton and the delicate Swiss craftsmanship.
Buster Bunny: Oh, what is WITH this story? It's like thirteen-year-olds wrote it!
Babs Bunny: Thirteen-year-olds did write it.
Buster Bunny: Oh yeah, that explains it.

Babs Bunny: [watching Buster being chased by a shark] BUSTER!
[to the audience]
Babs Bunny: This is my big dramatic moment. NOOO!

Babs Bunny: Let's take this up with the big guy.
Buster Bunny: Raymond Burr?
Babs Bunny: [sarcastic] Yeah, Raymond Burr. Maybe we can get a guest shot on Perry Mason. Gimme a break.

Buster Bunny: [greeting Steven Spielberg] Hey, Steve-arino!
Babs Bunny: Steve-man!
Buster Bunny: The Stevester!
Babs Bunny: Steve-arooski!
Buster Bunny: Steve-arello!
Babs Bunny: [as Mary Poppins] Steve-acalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Buster Bunny, Steven Spielberg: Rope it in.

Buster Bunny: [carrying Babs' baggage] Gee, I hope you brought enough stuff.
Babs Bunny: So I'm roping it.
Mary Melody: I'm sorry, each passenger is only allowed two pieces of carry-on luggage. You'll have to check the others.
[rings bill; Dizzy appears dressed as a baggage handler and eats all but two of the bags]
Dizzy Devil: Yum! Samsonite!

Babs Bunny: Oooho, Buster! We're broke and alone, millions of miles from anyone we know! What'll we do?
Man in Trench Coat: Your money is stolen; your luggage is eaten, and you're a million miles away from anyone you know. What will you do? What WILL you do?
Babs Bunny: Well, what will we do?
Man in Trench Coat: Gee, I don't know I just like saying 'What WILL you do?' Bye.
Buster Bunny: That guy's nose is huge!

Babs Bunny: Where'd you get an Acme Gold Express card? I didn't think they gave them to kids.
Buster Bunny: Well, they don't. I just borrowed this from Bugs Bunny in case we needed it.
[cut to Bugs watching the episode on TV at home]
Bugs Bunny: [looking in his wallet] Why that little so-and-so! I am not happy about this.

Babs Bunny: Hey, where'd all this luggage come from? Ours was eaten, remember?
Buster Bunny: Uh-oh. There's a hole in the plot!
Babs Bunny: Big enough to drive a Mack truck through!

Buster Bunny: Why, that...
Babs Bunny: No good...
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Authority figure!

Steven Spielberg: So, what's up?
Buster Bunny: Today's script stinks, and we're not even in it!
Steven Spielberg: Well, I just got a script from three hot young writers, eighth graders in fact, it's called 'Buster & Babs Go Hawaiian.'
Babs Bunny: Hawaii! Oh, I've always wanted to go there! OW!
Buster Bunny: We'll do it. Thanks!
Babs Bunny: You know, Stevie hon, I'm available for features.
[Buster yanks her out]

Steven Spielberg: You guys were great! What a wonderful show, thanks.
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Oh, thank you Mr. Spielberg, I mean...
Steven Spielberg: By the way, the girls wrote another script - Buster and Babs go to Mars in a rocket ship. We begin shooting on Monday, bye!
[drives off]
Buster Bunny: A rocket ship?
Buster Bunny: What did I do to deserve this?
Babs Bunny: You're being negative again!
Bugs Bunny: Eh... got a minute Doc? About this credit card bill...
Babs Bunny: Next stop, Mars!
Buster Bunny: I hate flying, I hate flying, I hate flying...

Buster J.Bunny, Babs: Alo-ha!

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Fields of Honey (#1.30)" (1990)
Babs: What do you know about Honey?
Hamton: Uh... it's sweet, and Winnie the Pooh has a problem with it...

Babs: Don't let this get around but I'm a girl without a guru. So while the others all get to work with their idols, I get STUDY HALL! Triple sigh.

Babs: I'm no Kevin Costner but far be it for me to ignore a strange voice from out of nowhere.

Babs: [after watching the cartoons, with a cane and beard] Man, I must've been in here too long!

Babs: [in the film vault] Old cartoon stars never die.
Plucky Duck: They just get canned.

Honey: [on film] Here I am, you lucky people! I'm the biggest stars in Hollywood!
[as Greta Garbo]
Honey: I want to be alone!
[as Betty Boop]
Honey: Boop boop be doop!
[turns into Harpo Marx and honks a bicycle horn]
Babs: She's the one I was supposed to find!
Honey: [as Mae West] Why don't you come up and see me sometime?
Babs: She does impressions just like me! Oh, my hero!

Elmyra Duff: Just lie back and relax cute little, bunny wunny, you'll be just fine. Whoo, bunny wunny noggin went bye-bye.
Babs: Boy, you hear one strange voice and they're ready to call you psycho.

Babs: Tell me something, how come all the old Warner Brother stars were guys? Not one girl! It isn't fair, it's left me with no one to look up to! AND IT'S PUT ME IN A REALLY BAD MOOD THIS WHOLE EPISODE!

Babs: I'll just build that theater myself, let's see how my cash is flowing.
[digs in her pocket]
Babs: Oh, fine, a nickel!

Mysterious voice: Bugs Bunny is over 50.
Babs: Whoa! Really well preserved, don't you think?
Mysterious voice: No, it's laughter that keeps a toon young. When the laughter stops, a toon grows old and forgotten.
Babs: Like Honey!
Mysterious voice: To save Honey, the people must watch and laugh again.

Elmyra Duff: [after listening to Babs' story] Ooh bunny wunny noggin went bye bye!
Babs: Boy, you hear one strange voice and they're ready to call you psycho!

Montana Max: [answers the door] What do you want now?
Babs: [dresed in rags and shivering] Please sir I'm a poor orphan and...
Montana Max: [interupting her] Get a job!

Babs: Hello I'm collecting funds to eliminate poverty on earth
Montana Max: Oh yeah?
Babs: Yes our organization is going to send anyone without money to the moon
Montana Max: Now that is a great idea!
[runs into his house and returns with a bag of money]
Montana Max: Let me make a donation, here you go!
[hands her the money]
Babs: Why thank you!

Tiny Toons Spring Break (1994) (TV)
Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: Hello, I'm Babs Rotter Bunny!
Buster J. Bunny: And I'm wearing no pants.

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: Hey, Squanto, wrong holiday.

Buster J. Bunny: [immitating Chico Marx] Hey, lookie here! It's Elmyra!
Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: [immitating Groucho Marx] Next time you want to see me, change your mind... and change your socks while you're at it.

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: Aww. Kind of cute the way she flapped her arms.
Buster J. Bunny: Well, I'm glad we won't be seeing her for the next...
Elmyra Duff: Three or four seconds?

Buster J. Bunny: Babs?
Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: Yes, Buster?
Buster J. Bunny: You're standing on my foot.
Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: [shouts] Buster, you are the...
Elmyra Duff: Bunny!
Buster J. Bunny, Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: NOT AGAIN!

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: Leeches! Leeches! I hate leeches!

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: So, everyone's arriving for one of the world's most exciting experiences!
Buster J. Bunny: 16 hours on a charter bus.
Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: Gee, you make it sound like a bad thing.

Buster J. Bunny: Why won't you leave us alone?
Elmyra Duff: I've got a one track mind.
Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: And the train is derailed.

Buster J. Bunny: Well, that was a waste of time.
Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: Oh, did you just notice that?

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Journey to the Center of Acme Acres (#1.7)" (1990)
Buster Bunny: If the gremlins don't get their gold back, these earthquakes will never stop.
Babs Bunny: [the ground breaks apart between them] Acme Acres can't take much more of this!
Plucky Duck: I know I can't!

Plucky Duck, Montana Max: [singing] They think it's okay to work away all day. What a fake, watch them shake, they're afraid of the big bad quake.
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: [singing] You should ask us if we care that you laugh and stare. We'll be safe living like a mole when the big bad quake swallows you up whole.

Babs Bunny: Oh, Buster! This is awful!
Buster Bunny: How could this have happened?
Elmer Fudd: I'm gwad you asked that question!
[cut to inside Acme Seismographic Institute]
Elmer Fudd: Now, here's the answer: Imagine my head is the pwanet. Huh huh huh.
[draws a map on his head]
Elmer Fudd: The surface has cwacks in it, wike this.
[hits himself over the head with a mallet]
Elmer Fudd: These are fault-wines. Earthquakes occur when something makes these sections move awound and awound...
[begins rearranging his face]
Buster Bunny: I have grave concerns about the scientific community in Acme Acres.
Elmer Fudd: This movement can be caused by internal pwessure, or viowent continental dwift. There's even an old-wives tale that attwibutes our earthquakes to gwemwins.
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Gwemwins?
Elmer Fudd: No! Gwemwins!

Babs Bunny: We're on a bit of a scavenger hunt.
Buster Bunny: We've already got the Sphinx, Trump Tower and the Titanic. Now all we need is a mondo grandioso nugget of gold. And money is NO object.
Montana Max: Well, look no further. How much you willing to pay?
Buster Bunny: Oh, we've got oodles and oodles of moolah. Aha. Aha. Aha. WHERE'S THE GOLD?
Montana Max: [opening a vault] It's in here. No peeking.
Buster Bunny: Certainment.
Montana Max: This must be what you had in mind.
Plucky Duck: [dressed as a maid] Ooh, let me see!
[dives in]
Plucky Duck: OOH! Gold coins!
Babs Bunny: [restraining him] Dinah, calm yourself! Ha ha. Oh, it's so hard to find good help these days.
Buster Bunny: No no no, Monty. I'm looking for a gold nugget, not coins.
Montana Max: Why didn't you say so? Here ya go.
[opens another vault]
Montana Max: Ain't - I mean, isn't it a beaut?
Plucky Duck: OOOOH! Gold bars! Please say we can keep some, Miss! Please please please!
Babs Bunny: [cold cocks him] Dinah, drop it.
Plucky Duck: Yes, mum.
Buster Bunny: Ha ha ha. Pardon my gaiety, but are you a simpleton? We are looking for...
Buster Bunny: [yells in Monty's ear] A REALLY-BIG-GOLD-NUGGET! NUG-GET!

Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: We got ya! We got ya! We got ya!
Hamton J. Pig: [about to fall] That's not proper grammar!

Babs Bunny: Buster, tell me you've got a plan!
Babs Bunny: I've got a plan! I just wish I knew what it was.

Buster Bunny: [in disguise] Hidey-hi! Biff and Buffy Vanderbunny here, of the South Hampton Vanderbunnies.
Montana Max: Whaddaya want?
Babs Bunny: Why, look Biffkins! It's Maximillion!
Buster Bunny: Say, chap, we saw you on the telly and we were hoping you could help us out.
Montana Max: Forget it!
[slams door]
Buster Bunny: We're prepared to offer oodles of ca-ash!
Montana Max: Oh yeah?
[yells at his butler]
Montana Max: Why didn't you let them in?

Plucky Duck, Hamton J. Pig, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: [sung] We rescued Acme Acres/ We did it just in time/ We're glad the show is over/ and that's our very last rhyme!

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Her Wacky Highness (#1.6)" (1990)
Babs Bunny: [as Elmer Presley, singing] Every time I go hunting, try to catch a bunny, my gun expwodes and it really isn't funny.

Babs Bunny: [as Joan Rivers] It's true! I heard Professor Fudd got into a fight once and was actually knocked CONSCIOUS!

Hamton J. Pig: Professor Fudd told us to be quiet until he got back.
Babs Bunny: [as Joan Rivers] Oh! Oh! Everytime opportunity knocks, the pig here complains about the noise!

Babs Bunny: Boy I've learned my lesson, from now on self control is my middle name.
Plucky Duck: I thought it was Ann.

Gogo Dodo: I'm Gogo Dodo and that's all you need to know-o.
Babs Bunny: Well Gogo, I'd like to know-o, why were you screaming at me?
Gogo Dodo: Seemed like the wrong thing to do at the time.

Babs Bunny: [heading to the principal's office, as James Cagney] Nyah, this is it, see? I'm getting sent to the big house and there ain't nothing I can do about it, see? Nyah, you're not taking me alive, see?

Babs Bunny: [Gogo's sitting by a stream fishing with the fishing line up in the air] Hey Gogo, what're
Gogo Dodo: [hooks a fly onto his string and pulls it down] I just love fly fishing.

The Principal: This is the 3rd time you've been sent to my office this week.
Babs Bunny: [sobs] Please! You gotta believe me! I was framed!
The Principal: Cut the histrionics, Babs, it won't work this time.
Babs Bunny: [snaps her fingers] Darn.

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Washingtoon (#3.11)" (1992)
Buster Bunny: Excuse my ill-informed ignorance, but - who are you?
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: I represent the Adult Coalition Against Funny Cartoons.
[hands them her card]
Buster Bunny: [trying to read it] 'Acafca?' 'Acaf-see?'
Babs Bunny: No, it's 'As-af-a-cee,' 'Ack-a-sif-acee... '
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: My research shows Tiny Toon Adventures is nothing but a lot of silliness and nonsense.
Babs Bunny: No kidding.
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: Cartoons are misleading! They distort reality.
Buster Bunny: Yeah, so?
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: Ducks being torn into little pieces is an illustration of anti-social behavior!
Babs Bunny: It's only a gag!
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: It is not responsible viewing material, and must stop!
Plucky Duck: That's the first sensible thing I heard all day.
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: [giving him her card] We should talk.
Plucky Duck: Hmm. 'Ac-afca.'

A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: We stand at the threshold of a new era. No more silliness or cartoon violence! Instead - my Toon Logic Extractor! My intention is to use this magnificent creation to drain all the tooniness from Acme Acres, and reality shall rule!
Buster Bunny: Hey! What gives you the right?
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: I have rights - I went through the appropriate channels.
[shows a license plate on her rear]
Babs Bunny: 'License to Kill Comedy.' Great.

Dan Quayle: Babs, do that funny thing with your toes!
Buster Bunny: Danny, Danny- as Acme Acres goes, so goes the nation.
Dan Quayle: Come on, please Babs?
Babs Bunny: [unenthused] Don't I have the cutest toes?
Dan Quayle: A ha ha ha ha!

[in the Lincoln Memorial]
Babs Bunny: [reading] "It is for us to be dedicated to the great task remaining befor us. That this nation, under God, shall have new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people and for the people shall not perish from this earth." Beautiful isn't it?
Buster Bunny: Yeah. Too bad it doesn't apply to us. Face it Babs; we're a lost cause.
Mysterious Voice: Lost causes are the only causes worth fighting for.
Babs Bunny: Who said that?
Mysterious Voice: Stand tough in the face of adversity. Let right be done. Let truth be your guide and most of all: Never give up. Never, ever give up.
Buster Bunny: Come on Babs. We have our work cut out for us!
Babs Bunny: Thanks, Mr. Lincoln.
Babs Bunny: [the mysterious voice is revealed as Ronald Reagan in his pajamas talking to a teddy bear]
Ronald Reagan: Now ask me something hard, Teddy.
Nancy Reagan: Oh! There you are Ronny. Don't you know better than to wander out at this hour? Oh, what am I ever going to do with you?
Ronald Reagan: Say bye-bye Teddy.
Ted Kennedy: Bye-bye.

Buster Bunny: Members of congress! Free speech is on the block!
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: [being dragged out of a TV by Babs] Oh! Why- the very idea!
Babs Bunny: Don't let her ruin it for everyone.
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: Who are you going to believe? Me, or these silly corrupters of young minds?
Babs Bunny: Think of it, folks. If she gets her way, cartoon characters will never be able to do this again!
[pulls on the ACAFC Womans nose]
Buster Bunny: Or this!
[soaks her with a hose]
Babs Bunny: Certainly never ever this!
[whacks her with a mallet]
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Ta da!
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: You toons are an insult to decent Americans!
Buster Bunny: Now it's personal.
[drops a 16 ton weight on her]

Babs Bunny: Well Mr. Know-it-all, got any more of those handy rules?
Buster Bunny: Just one: 'When all else fails, use gratuitous violence.'

Buster Bunny: Sure, in reality when people fall they scrape their skin. Or if a ton of bricks drops out of the sky they can get seriously hurt.
Babs Bunny: But hey, lighten up! We're talking about cartoons. It's okay to have a little fun and to laugh at life's falls and foibles.
Buster Bunny: Laughter is a cure for what ails you! And, it's a great laxative.

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Rainy Daze (#1.29)" (1990)
Babs Bunny: [as the Vanderbunnies] I just HAD to stop in at Gotcha Grabmor's and check out the latest in furs, and pelts,
[breaks character]
Babs Bunny: and poor defenseless animals who can't even SAVE themselves!
Buster Bunny: Now now, Boffy!
Babs Bunny: Oops!
[laughs nervously]

Buster Bunny: Montana Max has to rent his friends.
[they hear an explosion from Monty's house]
Babs Bunny: Sounds like he just blew through another security deposit.

Babs Bunny: [gasps] Buster, look! Madam Gotcha's a scalper!
Buster Bunny: She's turning the North Pole into a nudist colony!

Babs Bunny: [cleaning up her room] This place is a pit! Who would think that a future star in television and movies could make such a big mess by herself?

Buster Bunny: [Gotcha's got them, to the baby seal] Beat it, little guy!
Babs Bunny: Save yourself!
[the seal shakes his head and jumps in their arms]
Buster Bunny: Aw, don't you just wish people could be this loyal?

"Tiny Toon Adventures: The Horror of Slumber Party Mountain (#3.15)" (1992)
Babs Bunny: Okay, Okay, so I have big feet. Sue me.

Shirley the Loon: Golly, Babs! You should like, be more careful when you borrow tools. You left this outside.
Babs Bunny: Ha-ha-ha. Thanks. Okay, We've all had our fun. But remember, we came up here to have a nice, peaceful weekend... not to gross each other out. So I want us all to swear an oath on this plate of s'mores. No more practical jokes. Promise?
Shirley the Loon, Fifi La Fume: Promise.

Babs Bunny: I am not dating a slob who sees me as one of the four basic food groups.
Shirley the Loon: Sorry Babs, but like, the all-knowing Ouija does not lie.
Babs Bunny: Then do yourself next.
Shirley the Loon: Okay.
Shirley the Loon: Oh, Ouija spirits, wise and great, reveal the name of my perfect date.
Shirley the Loon: Whoa!
Babs Bunny, Fifi La Fume: P-L-U-C-K-Y.
[the Plucky drawing in the Ouija board kisses Shirley on the lips]
Shirley the Loon: Oh, this thing is totally bogus.
[Shirley kicks the Ouija board]
Babs Bunny: [Babs is mimicking Shirley] Like, the all-knowing Ouija does not lie.

Babs Bunny: This must have been that demented taxidermist's place.
[Babs pulls a wolves tongue out, and his eyeballs go back in his head. She then lets the tongue go and they pop out]
Shirley the Loon: Yuck. But, like, look at the crummy job he did on this one or some junk.
[Shirley walks over to a Plucky statue and she presses down on his beak]
Plucky Duck: Hey, knock it off.
Shirley the Loon: Aah!
Babs Bunny: Plucky?
Buster Bunny: Babs.
Hamton J. Pig: Hey, find your own hiding place.
[Babs screams]
Babs Bunny: What are you guys doing here?
Buster Bunny: We were attacked by a monster in the woods.
Plucky Duck: Oh, it was hideous. A 12-foot-tall freakazoid with one glowing eye.
Hamton J. Pig: And gore dripping from his fangs and horns.
[Hampton makes growling noises]
Babs Bunny: You jerks. That was just us.
Shirley the Loon: Yeah. We wanted to get even with you for wrecking our party.
Buster Bunny: Yeah, well, we knew that.
Hamton J. Pig: We did?
Plucky Duck: Oh yeah, sure. Never fooled us for a second. Ha, ha. Well, gotta go now.
Babs Bunny: Wait! There really is a monster out there.
Plucky Duck: Yeah, right. Nice try Babs. You can't frighten us into staying.
[All three freak out at One-Eyed Jack]
Plucky Duck: But he could. Yeow.

"Tiny Toon Adventures: The Looney Beginning (#1.1)" (1990)
Babs Bunny: [after being crumpled and thrown in the trash] Great, I'm 14 and I already have wrinkles.

Babs Bunny: [wearing a pencil eraser, Pee Wee Herman voice] La la la! I'm Eraserhead! La la la la la la!

Babs Bunny: [Buster creates their area of living] What do you call it, Rembrandt?
Buster Bunny: Green Acres.
Babs Bunny: Get current.
Buster Bunny: Okay, Acme Acres.

Sweetie: I'm always being chased by that mean old Furball.
[deep voice]
Sweetie: Leave me alone you nasty, vicious predator!
[hits Furball with a mallet]
Babs Bunny: That's what this show needs, more heart.

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Two-Tone Town (#3.9)" (1992)
Babs Bunny: Come on, Buster. You promised to go to Two-Tone Cinema with me.
Buster Bunny: I don't know, Babs-aroo. Maybe we should skip the movie and audition for 'Acme Oop'
Babs Bunny: Why? We got out own show.
Babs Bunny: [singing] We're tiny, we're toon-y We're on each afternoon-y. That's us, remember?
Buster Bunny: Yeah, but what if our show gets the ax? What if we lose our time slot? What if 'Tiny Toons' goes off the air? What if we become has-beens? We'll end up on 'Toonywood Squares.

Babs Bunny: If you take that piano, mister, I'll hop on your head.

Foxy: Say, sister, what do you know?
Babs Bunny: [Imitating Mae West] I know my mother told me to stay away from strangers, and bub, you're as strange as they come.
Foxy: Woohoo! She's a live one, huh?

Babs Bunny: Listen up, Two-Tones, you will get work. I have the strenghth to fight for you. If I have to, I'll give up everything for you but you will be stars again.
Babs Bunny: [Buster gives Babs an award] . Eat your heart out, Susan Lucci.

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Animaniacs! (#1.36)" (1990)
Babs: [after seeing Montana Max cut rabbit actors down with a chainsaw] Oh that's sick!
Buster J.Bunny: Boo! Get it off.
Montana Max: Hey what are you doing? Put me down. This will be a christmas classic.
[after being thrown out of the theater]

Babs: [after Gogo's So You Want to Learn to Dance film plays] Gogo, that was the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
Gogo Dodo: That's realism, Babs.

Babs: [in Montana Max's film] Brrr, I'm so cold and hungry.
Buster J.Bunny: Achoo!
[sneezes out their fire]
Buster J.Bunny: Boo hoo, all we're getting for Christmas is pnuemonia.

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Thirteensomething (#3.1)" (1992)
Babs: I'm tiny, not toony. I am a human gooney.

[Babs is lost in New York]
Babs: They'll make a TV movie out of this starring Eve Plumb! 'Babs: Portrait of a Teenage Toon'!

Babs: Do my ears look better up or down?

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Acme Cable TV (#2.7)" (1991)
Announcer: One of these nine stars is today's Secret Toon! Could it be - Buster Bunny? Plucky Duck? Shirley the Loon? Hamton J. Pig? Furrball? Byron Bassett? Gogo Dodo? Dizzy Devil? Or Babs Bunny? All in the Toonywood Squares! And here's the master of the Toonywood Squares - Blink Winkleman!
Blink Winkleman: We-he-hell, hi fun-lovers! Hi toons!
[Hi Blink, etc]
Babs Bunny: look like a jerk!
Blink Winkleman: Well... thank you! And now, let's meet our contestants: He's a boy billionaire and president of the Saddam Hussein fan club, meet Montana Max!
Montana Max: KNOCK IT OFF! No good lazy couch-potatoes - GET A JOB!
Blink Winkleman: She's an animal lover with the smarts of a speed bump, the relatively unpopular Elmyra!
Elmyra Duff: I will take the cute blue bunny for the block, Blink!
Blink Winkleman: A-ha-ha, I'm sure you will. I really hate my life.

Elmyra Duff: I will take the pink girly bun-bun for the win!
Blink Winkleman: Babs - or shoud I say Joan?
Babs Bunny: [turns into Joan Rivers] Oh! Ooooh, can we talk?
Blink Winkleman: Joan, what sound does a falling anvil make when it hits a toon?
Babs Bunny: Oooh, oh! It sounds like my thighs being liposuctioned! No! No! No, wait. When the anvil hits, it makes a loud 'Klang' sound. Oh! Oh!
Elmyra Duff: I agree.
Blink Winkleman: Well let's find out, shall we?
[drops an anvil on Elmyra]
Blink Winkleman: Yeees, 'Klang' is correct! Elmyra wins the game!
Elmyra Duff: Oooh, look at all the pretty blue hippety-hops...

Babs Bunny: [sung] TV in the morning, TV in the evening, TV all the time/ If you watch enough TV your brains will turn to slime!

Tiny Toons' Night Ghoulery (1995) (TV)
Babs: [in Rod Serling voice] Behind this curtain lies the scariest picture known to man. It has caused thousands to have horrifying nightmares...
[unveils it]
Babs: It's my third grade school photo! AHHHH!
[switches back to Rod Serling and kicks the photo out of view]
Babs: But, I digress. Here's something *almost* as frightening...

Babs: [in Rod Serling voice] And now a study in snore, a portrait in panic, as a lackluster lawyer meets his match in...
[turns into Enid Strict from "Saturday Night Live"]
Babs: Let me guess. Could it be... *Satan*?
Plucky Duck: Just introduce the cartoon!
Babs: [back to Rod Serling] It is said the great lawyer Daniel Webfoot was such a brilliant speaker that he could win a case against the Devil himself.
[as herself]
Babs: Me, I'll take my chances with Jacoby & Meyers.
[Plucky blows a raspberry at her]

"Tiny Toon Adventures: A Quack in the Quarks (#1.2)" (1990)
Babs Bunny: Not to tip the plot but one of these days all that bragging's going to get you in a lot of trouble.

Buster Bunny: [during a break between filming] The duck makes how much? Gross or net?
Babs Bunny: I don't know, but that's what I hear.
Hamton J. Pig: With or without points?
Babs Bunny: With.
Buster Bunny: That's not right, somebody get my agent on the phone!

"Tiny Toon Adventures: The Acme Acres Zone (A Walk on the Flip Side/A Bacon Strip/Senserely Yours, Babs) (#1.14)" (1990)
Babs Bunny: I sent my dog to obedience school; now he says Grace before he bites somebody.

Babs Bunny: Mayo on white. Delish.

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Rock 'N' Roar (#1.16)" (1990)
Babs Bunny: Hey Buster, what're you doing down there?
Buster Bunny: What does it look like? I'm spelunking.
Babs Bunny: There's a medicine you can take for that.

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Stuff That Goes Bump in the Night (#1.8)" (1990)
Buster J.Bunny: Say good night, Babs.
Babs: Good night, Babs.

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Career Oppor-Toon-ities (#1.37)" (1990)
[Little Beeper zooms over to Buster and Babs and gives them some Carrot and Mushroom Pizzas]
Little Beeper: Meep, meep!
Buster Bunny: What took you so fast?
[hands Beeper some money for the pizza]
Little Beeper: Meep, meep!
[speeds off]
Buster Bunny: Little Beeper is a guy who adds new meanings to the expression "fast foods".
Babs Bunny: But his line of work has real hazards.
Buster Bunny: Particularly, the one called Calamity Coyote.

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Love Disconnection (My Dinner with Elmyra/The Amazing Three) (#2.10)" (1991)
Babs Bunny: Remember the movie "Carrie"?

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Prom-ise Her Anything (#1.17)" (1990)
Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: Oh it's beautiful Buster. Pin it on me?
[Buster tries to pin it]
Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: On second thought I couldn't survive the loss of blood.

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Pledge Week (#2.1)" (1991)
Babs Bunny: [imitating Roger Rabbit] P-p-please, make it stop!

"Tiny Toon Adventures: Whale's Tales (#1.45)" (1990)
Babs Bunny: It just so happens I'm fluent in whale.
Buster Bunny: Great! I'm flunking Spanish and she's already fluent in whale.

"Tiny Toon Adventures: What Makes Toons Tick (#3.4)" (1992)
Plucky's Mother: You're not Plucky!
Little Babs: Hi lady!