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: My mom collects antique dolls. That's perfectly normal. A lot of people collect dolls. Amy
: Yeah, a lot of insane people. Gilbert
: My mom's not insame. Amy
: She takes her dolls to the movies. Gilbert
: So? There's nothing wrong with that. Amy
: She buys them popcorn. Gilbert
: Once! She did that once!
: What does "celibate" mean? Amy
: No chicks. Gilbert
: Oh. I could never handle that. Amy
: You'll get used to it.
: Clogging? What is this, "Hee-Haw"? Marshall
: Hey, it worked, didn't it? Amy
: Yeah, but next time, think of an idea that makes you look like a dork.
: Get out of the way, Leonard. And take your blanket with you. Leonard
: It's not a blanket, it's a rag! I carry it around in case I have to wipe up something. Amy
: Oh, yeah, right, and I'm not wearing a bra, I'm wearing a bulletproof vest. Gilbert
: You're wearing a bra? Amy
: Oh, shut up.
: What should we call him? Amy
: How about 'Mummy'? Marshall
: How about Harold? Amy
: Harold? Marshall
: I don't know; he looks like my Uncle Harold. Amy
: Geez, your aunt must be ready to open a vein!
: Have you ever SEEN a dead person? Amy
: Oh, yeah, I've got 'em lying around my basement in huge stacks. You know, you should come over some time; we use 'em to build big forts.
: Mrs. Anderson? Gilbert's Mom
: Call me Esmerelda. Amy
: Her name's not Esmerelda. Gilbert
: She's role-playing; go with it. Amy
: 'Kay. Esmerelda? Gilbert's Mom
: Yes? Amy
: Marsh and I are going to get some ice cream. Can Gilbert come with us? Gilbert's Mom
: Sure, just be back by 8:30.
: [breaking into Kubat's basement
] Geek. Amy
[both duck down as a car passes
: Wait a minute! If your mom's got the key, then how come we had to break into the basement? Amy
: What fun is it to use a key? Marshall
: He likes your hair. Amy
: Must be my new conditioner. It attracts dead guys.
: Hey, Amy. Amy
: I'm busy, Todd. Todd
: Well, I know, but I was just. Amy
: Uh Todd. Todd
: Well I only. I was just wonder. Amy
: Don't make me hurt you, Todd! Todd
: Oh. OK. Sorry. Amy
: He's got a big crush on me, but it's definitely not going to happen. Marshall
: Why not? Amy
: He saw that Olsen twins movie twice. I mean, how can you respect a guy like thtat? Marshall
: I see your point.
: I'm going to keep him. Amy
: You can't keep him. Marshall
: Well, we can't turn him in. They'll take him somewhere and experiment on him. Gilbert
: What do you mean, experiment? Marshall
: Cut him open, dissect him, pack him in formaldehyde. Gilbert
: They will? Marshall
: Of course, didn't you see "E.T."?
: So what movie are we going to see? Marshall
: Warthead! Gilbert
: You're crazy! Amy
: You've seen it three times. Marshall
: Four. And, you know, I learn more about the character every time. Amy
: What's to learn? He's a monster. He eats people. Marshall
: That is such a cultural stereotype.
: What did you see? Gilbert
: A coffin, a big scary coffin! Amy
: Oh, wow. Marshall
: Cool! Gilbert
: Yeah, REAL cool, especially when there's a hand sticking out of it! Amy
: Oh, man! Marshall
: Mr. Kubat must've killed somebody.
: He's dead. Marshall
: Who? Amy
: Mr. Kubat. Marshall
: We just saw him last Saturday! Amy
: You want your peaches? Marshall
: When did he die? Amy
: A couple days ago. The meter man was reading his water meter and saw him through the window, sprawled out on the floor, covered in pancake batter. Gilbert
: Poor guy, killed by pancake batter. Amy
: Hello? He had a heart attack moron, he just happened to be making pancakes at the time. Gilbert
: Still, what a way to go. One minute you're making yourself a hearty, nutritious breakfast and then bingo, lights out. Amy
: Hey, he was old, organs fail, these things happen. What about you? Are you eating your peaches? Marshall
: Here, eat all the peaches! I don't know how you can stand these things anyway, they're as hard as bricks. Amy
: You just suck on them a while and they're okay.
] I don't wear pajamas, I sleep in the nude.