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Buster Bunny (Character)
from "Tiny Toon Adventures" (1990)

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Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992) (V)
Buster Bunny: Babs, grab the life saver!
Babs Bunny: Who can think of candy at a time like this?

[Byron the Basset Hound saves Babs and Buster by flying]
Buster Bunny: Hey, Byron can fly!
Babs Bunny: Who knew?

[after a long, toon-type, water battle]
Buster Bunny: I do this water thing to Babsy through the entire video.

[Buster is forced to marry Big Daddy Boo's daughters]
Buster Bunny: I can't marry all three of them, that's bigamy!
Big Daddy Boo: No, that's big o'me!

Buster Bunny: Do your ears look better dry?... or wet?

Babs Bunny: Why, Buster Bunny, are you falling for me?
Buster Bunny: [as they fall down a waterfall] You might say that!

Babs Bunny: [falling down a hole towards a light] Head towards the light.
Buster Bunny: Do we have a choice?

Babs Bunny: Oh, Buster, I didn't think I'd get a chance to tell you...
Buster Bunny: Shh. I feel the same way.

Babs Bunny: [after losing the Aligators in the fireworks] Happy Independence Day.
Buster Bunny: And as Ben Franklin once said, let's vote.

Babs Bunny: [immitating Boris Karloff] Nice place to live if you have a bolt on your neck.
Buster Bunny: Rub it in, Boris!

Babs Bunny: [after climbing on the "raft" and seeing someting on her foot] There's something on my foot. AAAHH! IT'S THE CREEPING UNKNOWN! IT'S NOT OF THIS EARTH! Buster, you've got to save my foot. It's my lucky rabbit's foot!
Buster Bunny: [pulls it off] Hey, it's Byron.
Babs Bunny: Who knew?

Babs Bunny: Possums
Buster Bunny: Gators
Babs Bunny: Dinner Theater
Buster Bunny: Main Course
Babs Bunny: Options
Buster Bunny: One
Babs Bunny: Bolt?
Buster Bunny: Bingo
Babs Bunny: Ready
Buster Bunny: Go!

Babs Bunny: You know, Buster, I think we've gone far enough down this river.
Buster Bunny: Ah, relax, enjoy, the sound of the water, the soft croaking of the frog, the quiet whispering of the wind through your ears...
Babs Bunny: ...the scary possum kid plucking the banjo?
Buster Bunny: Don't worry, Babs, he's just trying to communicate. Afterall, music is the universal language.
Babs Bunny: You know, that music does have some kind of... romantic charm...
[deeper voice]
Babs Bunny: If you know what I mean.

Buster Bunny: You know, Babsy and I want to tell you about the time we had riding down the river.
Babs Bunny: [transforms into Tina Turner and sings] Hey! We're a rollin'... rollin'... rollin' down the river! Rollin'... rollin'... Rowan and Martin!
[speaks]
Babs Bunny: These are the jokes, folks, so feel free to laugh anytime... or not.

Buster Bunny: [falling toward a hole in the ground] A plot hole?
Babs Bunny: I was wondering how those hack writers were going to wrap things up.

[Buster and Babs are given a round of applause for their act]
Babs Bunny: Thank you!
Buster Bunny: Sounds like a terrfic audience!
Babs Bunny: A lot nicer than some of the creeps we met on this trip.
Buster Bunny: [laughs] You said it. Hey, let's turn up the houselights and get to know each other better.
[the houselights turn on revealing the creepy, hungry creatures they met down river along with some others]
Big Boo: Looky, girls, it's our beau with no pants!

Ship Captain: This little girl may just be what we need for our big show.
Babs Bunny: Show? Did you say show?
Buster Bunny: Well, actually, Babs here is anxious to get home to Acme Acres.
Babs Bunny: [impersonating Lucille Ball] But Ricky, I wanna be in the show!

Babs Bunny: [while escaping from the killer, parody of Loretta Lynn, sings with Byron] I was born a coal digger's daughter.
Buster Bunny: [cynically] Great. Now we're in a rerun of 'Hee-Haw'.

Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: [singing] We're waiting for the clock to strike three/ When it's three o'clock we'll be free.
Plucky Duck: Then it's adios, Looniversity/
All: Summertime is coming finally!
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Say goodbye to teachers and books!
Plucky Duck: See you in September, you schnooks!
Plucky Duck, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Hampton Pig: All summer long we'll be free/ Come on stupid clock, please! Strike three!

Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: We almost went looney/ from counting days till Juney/ now this afternoony/ summertime is here!
Plucky Duck: A three month vacation...
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: For kids across the nation.
Fifi: Whatever your location...
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: It's the best time of the year!
All: Visit Acme Acres for a cool-down in the sun/ Beat the heat, it's a treat, that's for everyone/ We're Tiny, we're Tooney, we're all a little looney/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures with some summer fun!
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Now the video's begun.

[falling down a waterfall]
Buster Bunny: I got ya! I got ya!
Babs Bunny: But who's got you? AAAHH!
Superman: [flying in and catching them] I do, kids.
Buster Bunny: Hey pal, this is our story!
Babs Bunny: Yeah, get your own video!
Superman: It's your call.
[drops them]

Babs Bunny: [singing, dressed as a gondolier] Veal parmigiana/ cream fettucine/ ravioli, clams with linguini/ hot pepperoni/ tasy spumoni...
Babs Bunny: [speaks] we haven't eaten in weeks.
Babs Bunny: [singing] Veal parmigiana, veal parmigiana!
Buster Bunny: Babs, that song really put me in the mood.
Babs Bunny: [hopeful] for what?
Buster Bunny: Pizza! You got any money?
Babs Bunny: Thank you, Mr. Romance.

Buster Bunny: You know, you look kinda pretty there, stading in the rain. I love the way the wind rustles through your ear, and that shine the water makes on your fur... and your uncanny resemblance to a drowned rat when you get drenched.
Babs Bunny: Drowned rat, huh? I'll show you!
[raises pole to smack him and gets struck by lightning]

Babs Bunny: Oh, no! One of those possums!
Banjo Possum: Aw, shoot! Don't fret none missy. I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins. I'd never eat a guy who could play his face.
Buster Bunny: See, Babsy? I told you music was the universal language.
Babs Bunny: [sarcastically] And here I thought it was Esperanto.

Buster Bunny: [sung] We're sad, we're confessin'/ that school is back in session/ I sure learned my lesson/
Babs Bunny: I actually had fun!
Plucky Duck: I'm filled with elation/ I'm back from that vacation!
Shirley the Loon: For my next incarnation/ I'm coming as a nun!
Elmer Fudd: Welcome back to Acme Woo/ for a new school year!
Buster Bunny: Yikes, a test!
Babs Bunny: I need rest.
Plucky Duck: I'm living in fear!
Fifi: Johnny Pew was a pity.
Elmyra Duff: [holding Johnny Pew in a baby outfif] At least I got my kitty!
Dizzy Devil: No more crate/ I now look great!
Mary Melody: We've been outdone!

[last lines]
Hampton Pig: Tunnels, and car games!
Plucky Duck: Boy, that trip was sure lame.
Hampton Pig: [bringing in the deranged hitcher] Here's our pal - what's his name?
Plucky Duck: SOMEONE CALL A COP!
All: You viewers are lucky...
Mr. Hitcher: Hey, where the heck is Plucky?
All: When weather gets mucky you can take it from the top/ When September rolls around/ you hear the schoolbell sound/ Never mind, press rewind, it's summertime again!/ We're tiny/ we're toony/ we're all a little loony/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures...
Buster Bunny: And I am the champ!
Babs Bunny: And now you are just damp!
[pulls a lever dropping a ton of water on Buster]
Babs Bunny: I just can't help myself!

Babs Bunny: In the summer, I will get a golden tan.
Buster Bunny: I will goof off every second that I can.
Hampton Pig: During summer break, I'll see the sights.
Elmyra Duff: I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.
Fifi: I shall find the skunk-hunk of my dreams.
Elmyra Duff: Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!
Plucky Duck: Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.
Babs Bunny, Buster Bunny: Our one wish is that the summer never ends!
All: We have all been waiting patiently/ waiting for the clock to set us free/ We will beg for summer on bended knee/ Come on stupid clock, please strike three/ strike one, strike two - Strike three!
[the clock strikes three and the bell rings]
Gogo Dodo: You're out!

Buster Bunny: Over here, Barbara Ann Bunny!
Babs Bunny: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

[being swept downriver]
Babs Bunny: So how do we stop this thing?
Buster Bunny: We don't.
Babs Bunny: So long, Acme Acres.
Buster Bunny: Hello Adventure!

Buster Bunny: You know, Babsy, in this moonlight you look just like... Morey Amsterdam.
Babs Bunny: [enraged] MOREY AMSTERDAM?
[Buster soaks her again]

Buster Bunny: It's a romantic tradition of the South - beautiful homes, refined gentlemen, and delicate ladies.
Big Boo, Little Boo, Sissy Boo: [answering the door] Yeeees?
Buster Bunny: Strike my last stereotype.

Babs Bunny: [rescuing Buster in disguise] Lookin' kinda peaked there, son.
Buster Bunny: Ya took long enough.
Babs Bunny: [VERY sweetly] I was enjoying watching you sweat.

Babs Bunny: Oh boy! Here comes a tunnel.
Buster Bunny: Hold your breath and make a wish!
Babs Bunny: Ooh, I got my wish! A mall!
Buster Bunny: What the-?
Babs Bunny: Back to school sales! Buster, it's you!
Buster Bunny: Well what is it?
Babs Bunny: It's the new box look.

Babs Bunny: Way to go, Huck Finn. We spent our entire vacation downriver! Summer's over!
Buster Bunny: Yeah. And I can't think of a better way to have spent it Babs, than with you.
[kisses her]
Babs Bunny: [rapturous] Really?
Buster Bunny: Absolutely.
Babs Bunny: Aaah...
[Buster soaks her again]

Buster Bunny: [Babs speaks in a seductive voice] Duh, duh, duh
[as she pets his head]
Buster Bunny: humina, humina, humina!
Babs Bunny: Why Buster Bunny are you falling for me?
Buster Bunny: [as they're about to fall over a waterfall] You could say that
[grabs onto her]
Buster Bunny: I got ya, I got ya!
Babs Bunny: But who's got you?
[screams as they fall over the falls]
Superman: [catches them] I do kids!
Buster Bunny: Hey pal this is our story!
Babs Bunny: Yeah get your own video!
Superman: It's your call
[drops them]


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster and Babs Go Hawaiian (#2.8)" (1991)
Buster Bunny: Wait till I give these hack scripthounds a piece of my mind!
[opens a door to reveal the writers playing cards]
Female Writer: Any threes?
Writer: Go fish.
Female Writer: You guys the pizza people?
[Buster slams the door]
Babs Bunny: Losers.
Buster Bunny: Big time.

Plucky Duck: [as the airline steward] And what'll it be - grey lumps in brown sauce or brown lumps in grey sauce?
Buster Bunny: Uh, you wouldn't have any tasy, nutritious carrots, perchance, would you?
Plucky Duck: Closest we come are these freeze-dried, reconstituted carrot chips.
Buster Bunny: Hmm. How bad can they be?
[eats one and instantly retches]

Buster Bunny: [at a rental garage] I'll rent us a limo to take us to the hotel.
[rings bell; Elmyra appears behind the desk]
Elmyra Duff: Ooooh! Two cutesy-wootsy cuddly hippetty-hops have come to rent a car!
[Buster and Babs scream and exit hastily]
Elmyra Duff: Wait! Come back! I have so much love to give, and so many cars to rent!

Babs Bunny: [kissing Bugs Bunny's credit card] I've never told you this before, but I love you! Mwah! Mwah!
Buster Bunny: [to a very confused doorman] She's got a thing for plastic.

Gogo Dodo: [as the hotel concierge] Eeeeyeeeees?
Buster Bunny: We'd like a room.
Gogo Dodo: A room? What type of room?
[turns into a mushroom]
Gogo Dodo: Mushroom?
[turns into Caeser]
Gogo Dodo: You know all roads lead to Room!
[Buster smacks him]
Gogo Dodo: Et tu Buster? There's always room for one more!
Babs Bunny: In that case, we'll take a suite.
Gogo Dodo: Sweet? What type of sweet? A banana split? A candy cane? A sugar swirl? Double-dip Tutti-fruity bunny with a cherry on top?

Babs Bunny: Let's go sightseeing, okay?
Buster Bunny: Shouldn't we be getting our beauty rest first? I mean it's been a very long day, don't you think?
Babs Bunny: [sweetly] Please, Buster - we never go anywhere or do anything. Please? Please? Puh-leeez?
Buster Bunny: Okay, Babs. I hate it when she does that.

Buster Bunny: [after being drenched in a flooded bathroom] Uh, Babsy, you wouldn't have a Q-tip would you?
TV Spokesman: We interrupt this very special episode of Tiny Toons to bring you a more special report.
Scientist: [rolling down a chart] This is a Q-tip, one of man's most practical inventions. See Figure A: notice fifty percent more cotton and the delicate Swiss craftsmanship.
Buster Bunny: Oh, what is WITH this story? It's like thirteen-year-olds wrote it!
Babs Bunny: Thirteen-year-olds did write it.
Buster Bunny: Oh yeah, that explains it.

Babs Bunny: Let's take this up with the big guy.
Buster Bunny: Raymond Burr?
Babs Bunny: [sarcastic] Yeah, Raymond Burr. Maybe we can get a guest shot on Perry Mason. Gimme a break.

Buster Bunny: [greeting Steven Spielberg] Hey, Steve-arino!
Babs Bunny: Steve-man!
Buster Bunny: The Stevester!
Babs Bunny: Steve-arooski!
Buster Bunny: Steve-arello!
Babs Bunny: [as Mary Poppins] Steve-acalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Buster Bunny, Steven Spielberg: Rope it in.

Buster Bunny: [carrying Babs' baggage] Gee, I hope you brought enough stuff.
Babs Bunny: So I'm roping it.
Mary Melody: I'm sorry, each passenger is only allowed two pieces of carry-on luggage. You'll have to check the others.
[rings bill; Dizzy appears dressed as a baggage handler and eats all but two of the bags]
Dizzy Devil: Yum! Samsonite!

Babs Bunny: Oooho, Buster! We're broke and alone, millions of miles from anyone we know! What'll we do?
Man in Trench Coat: Your money is stolen; your luggage is eaten, and you're a million miles away from anyone you know. What will you do? What WILL you do?
Babs Bunny: Well, what will we do?
Man in Trench Coat: Gee, I don't know I just like saying 'What WILL you do?' Bye.
Buster Bunny: That guy's nose is huge!

Babs Bunny: Where'd you get an Acme Gold Express card? I didn't think they gave them to kids.
Buster Bunny: Well, they don't. I just borrowed this from Bugs Bunny in case we needed it.
[cut to Bugs watching the episode on TV at home]
Bugs Bunny: [looking in his wallet] Why that little so-and-so! I am not happy about this.

Babs Bunny: Hey, where'd all this luggage come from? Ours was eaten, remember?
Buster Bunny: Uh-oh. There's a hole in the plot!
Babs Bunny: Big enough to drive a Mack truck through!

Buster Bunny: I hate flying, I hate flying, I hate flying.

Sarah Creef: Hey, aren't you supposed to be filming our script?
Buster Bunny: That's what I wanted to talk to you about. My contract says: I don't do plane scenes!
[the girls whisper to eachother]
Sarah Creef, Amy Crosby, Renee Carter: Hmmm.
Sarah Creef: The plane stays.
Amy Crosby: Now back to work.
Buster Bunny: Oh, but girls...
Renee Carter: [hanging up] That's an actor for you - always messing with the writer's vision.

Buster Bunny: Why, that...
Babs Bunny: No good...
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Authority figure!

Steven Spielberg: So, what's up?
Buster Bunny: Today's script stinks, and we're not even in it!
Steven Spielberg: Well, I just got a script from three hot young writers, eighth graders in fact, it's called 'Buster & Babs Go Hawaiian.'
Babs Bunny: Hawaii! Oh, I've always wanted to go there! OW!
Buster Bunny: We'll do it. Thanks!
[exits]
Babs Bunny: You know, Stevie hon, I'm available for features.
[Buster yanks her out]

Steven Spielberg: You guys were great! What a wonderful show, thanks.
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Oh, thank you Mr. Spielberg, I mean...
Steven Spielberg: By the way, the girls wrote another script - Buster and Babs go to Mars in a rocket ship. We begin shooting on Monday, bye!
[drives off]
Buster Bunny: A rocket ship?
[gulp]
Buster Bunny: What did I do to deserve this?
Babs Bunny: You're being negative again!
Bugs Bunny: Eh... got a minute Doc? About this credit card bill...
Babs Bunny: Next stop, Mars!
Buster Bunny: I hate flying, I hate flying, I hate flying...

Buster J.Bunny, Babs: Alo-ha!


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Washingtoon (#3.11)" (1992)
Buster Bunny: Excuse my ill-informed ignorance, but - who are you?
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: I represent the Adult Coalition Against Funny Cartoons.
[hands them her card]
Buster Bunny: [trying to read it] 'Acafca?' 'Acaf-see?'
Babs Bunny: No, it's 'As-af-a-cee,' 'Ack-a-sif-acee... '
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: My research shows Tiny Toon Adventures is nothing but a lot of silliness and nonsense.
Babs Bunny: No kidding.
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: Cartoons are misleading! They distort reality.
Buster Bunny: Yeah, so?
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: Ducks being torn into little pieces is an illustration of anti-social behavior!
Babs Bunny: It's only a gag!
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: It is not responsible viewing material, and must stop!
Plucky Duck: That's the first sensible thing I heard all day.
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: [giving him her card] We should talk.
Plucky Duck: Hmm. 'Ac-afca.'

A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: We stand at the threshold of a new era. No more silliness or cartoon violence! Instead - my Toon Logic Extractor! My intention is to use this magnificent creation to drain all the tooniness from Acme Acres, and reality shall rule!
Buster Bunny: Hey! What gives you the right?
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: I have rights - I went through the appropriate channels.
[shows a license plate on her rear]
Babs Bunny: 'License to Kill Comedy.' Great.

Dan Quayle: Babs, do that funny thing with your toes!
Buster Bunny: Danny, Danny- as Acme Acres goes, so goes the nation.
Dan Quayle: Come on, please Babs?
Babs Bunny: [unenthused] Don't I have the cutest toes?
Dan Quayle: A ha ha ha ha!

[in the Lincoln Memorial]
Babs Bunny: [reading] "It is for us to be dedicated to the great task remaining befor us. That this nation, under God, shall have new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people and for the people shall not perish from this earth." Beautiful isn't it?
Buster Bunny: Yeah. Too bad it doesn't apply to us. Face it Babs; we're a lost cause.
Mysterious Voice: Lost causes are the only causes worth fighting for.
Babs Bunny: Who said that?
Mysterious Voice: Stand tough in the face of adversity. Let right be done. Let truth be your guide and most of all: Never give up. Never, ever give up.
Buster Bunny: Come on Babs. We have our work cut out for us!
Babs Bunny: Thanks, Mr. Lincoln.
[exits]
Babs Bunny: [the mysterious voice is revealed as Ronald Reagan in his pajamas talking to a teddy bear]
Ronald Reagan: Now ask me something hard, Teddy.
Nancy Reagan: Oh! There you are Ronny. Don't you know better than to wander out at this hour? Oh, what am I ever going to do with you?
Ronald Reagan: Say bye-bye Teddy.
Ted Kennedy: Bye-bye.

Buster Bunny: Members of congress! Free speech is on the block!
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: [being dragged out of a TV by Babs] Oh! Why- the very idea!
Babs Bunny: Don't let her ruin it for everyone.
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: Who are you going to believe? Me, or these silly corrupters of young minds?
Babs Bunny: Think of it, folks. If she gets her way, cartoon characters will never be able to do this again!
[pulls on the ACAFC Womans nose]
Buster Bunny: Or this!
[soaks her with a hose]
Babs Bunny: Certainly never ever this!
[whacks her with a mallet]
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Ta da!
A.C.A.F.C Chairwoman: You toons are an insult to decent Americans!
Buster Bunny: Now it's personal.
[drops a 16 ton weight on her]

Babs Bunny: Well Mr. Know-it-all, got any more of those handy rules?
Buster Bunny: Just one: 'When all else fails, use gratuitous violence.'

Buster Bunny: Listen Danny boy, we want to meet the president.
Dan Quayle: Oh, me too! Do you know him?

Buster Bunny: Sure, in reality when people fall they scrape their skin. Or if a ton of bricks drops out of the sky they can get seriously hurt.
Babs Bunny: But hey, lighten up! We're talking about cartoons. It's okay to have a little fun and to laugh at life's falls and foibles.
Buster Bunny: Laughter is a cure for what ails you! And, it's a great laxative.

Buster Bunny: So, um, I still got no pants.


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Journey to the Center of Acme Acres (#1.7)" (1990)
Plucky Duck: [singing] I build my house of grass, I build my house of reeds. If there's a quake it'll bend not break, it will fulfill my needs.
Hamton J. Pig: [singing] I built my house of nails, I built my house of wood. If there's a quake it'll bend not break, it'll stand up like it should.
Buster Bunny: [singing] It doesn't seem safe at first, my livig like a mole, till I reveal, that tempered steel is my ace in the hole.

Buster Bunny: If the gremlins don't get their gold back, these earthquakes will never stop.
Babs Bunny: [the ground breaks apart between them] Acme Acres can't take much more of this!
Plucky Duck: I know I can't!

Plucky Duck, Montana Max: [singing] They think it's okay to work away all day. What a fake, watch them shake, they're afraid of the big bad quake.
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: [singing] You should ask us if we care that you laugh and stare. We'll be safe living like a mole when the big bad quake swallows you up whole.

Babs Bunny: Oh, Buster! This is awful!
Buster Bunny: How could this have happened?
Elmer Fudd: I'm gwad you asked that question!
[cut to inside Acme Seismographic Institute]
Elmer Fudd: Now, here's the answer: Imagine my head is the pwanet. Huh huh huh.
[draws a map on his head]
Elmer Fudd: The surface has cwacks in it, wike this.
[hits himself over the head with a mallet]
Elmer Fudd: These are fault-wines. Earthquakes occur when something makes these sections move awound and awound...
[begins rearranging his face]
Buster Bunny: I have grave concerns about the scientific community in Acme Acres.
Elmer Fudd: This movement can be caused by internal pwessure, or viowent continental dwift. There's even an old-wives tale that attwibutes our earthquakes to gwemwins.
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Gwemwins?
Elmer Fudd: No! Gwemwins!

Babs Bunny: We're on a bit of a scavenger hunt.
Buster Bunny: We've already got the Sphinx, Trump Tower and the Titanic. Now all we need is a mondo grandioso nugget of gold. And money is NO object.
Montana Max: Well, look no further. How much you willing to pay?
Buster Bunny: Oh, we've got oodles and oodles of moolah. Aha. Aha. Aha. WHERE'S THE GOLD?
Montana Max: [opening a vault] It's in here. No peeking.
Buster Bunny: Certainment.
Montana Max: This must be what you had in mind.
Plucky Duck: [dressed as a maid] Ooh, let me see!
[dives in]
Plucky Duck: OOH! Gold coins!
Babs Bunny: [restraining him] Dinah, calm yourself! Ha ha. Oh, it's so hard to find good help these days.
Buster Bunny: No no no, Monty. I'm looking for a gold nugget, not coins.
Montana Max: Why didn't you say so? Here ya go.
[opens another vault]
Montana Max: Ain't - I mean, isn't it a beaut?
Plucky Duck: OOOOH! Gold bars! Please say we can keep some, Miss! Please please please!
Babs Bunny: [cold cocks him] Dinah, drop it.
Plucky Duck: Yes, mum.
Buster Bunny: Ha ha ha. Pardon my gaiety, but are you a simpleton? We are looking for...
Buster Bunny: [yells in Monty's ear] A REALLY-BIG-GOLD-NUGGET! NUG-GET!

Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: We got ya! We got ya! We got ya!
Hamton J. Pig: [about to fall] That's not proper grammar!

Buster Bunny: [in disguise] Hidey-hi! Biff and Buffy Vanderbunny here, of the South Hampton Vanderbunnies.
Montana Max: Whaddaya want?
Babs Bunny: Why, look Biffkins! It's Maximillion!
Buster Bunny: Say, chap, we saw you on the telly and we were hoping you could help us out.
Montana Max: Forget it!
[slams door]
Buster Bunny: We're prepared to offer oodles of ca-ash!
Montana Max: Oh yeah?
[yells at his butler]
Montana Max: Why didn't you let them in?

Plucky Duck, Hamton J. Pig, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: [sung] We rescued Acme Acres/ We did it just in time/ We're glad the show is over/ and that's our very last rhyme!


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Animaniacs! (#1.36)" (1990)
Babs: [after seeing Montana Max cut rabbit actors down with a chainsaw] Oh that's sick!
Buster J.Bunny: Boo! Get it off.
Montana Max: Hey what are you doing? Put me down. This will be a christmas classic.
[after being thrown out of the theater]
Montana Max: THIS IS CENSORSHIP! I'LL SUE!

Buster J.Bunny: You shouldn't mess around with time travel, didn't you ever see Back to the Future?
Plucky Duck: Oh, yeah, good movie.

Plucky Duck: [from inside the prehistoric book] Hey, let me out of here!
[Buster opens the book]
Plucky Duck: I'm an angry little amoeba!
Buster J.Bunny: I knew you'd get into trouble!

Plucky Duck: I give up! Stupid, brainless animation class, stupid pencils, final exam!
[beats his work desk with a drafting board]
Buster J.Bunny: Easy there, pal!
[Plucky turns towards him]
Buster J.Bunny: Plucky, snap out of it, it's me, Buster!
Plucky Duck: [dazed] Buster?
Buster J.Bunny: That's right, now give me the sword, Toshiro.

Babs: [in Montana Max's film] Brrr, I'm so cold and hungry.
Buster J.Bunny: Achoo!
[sneezes out their fire]
Buster J.Bunny: Boo hoo, all we're getting for Christmas is pnuemonia.


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Test Stress (Never Too Late to Loon/Lil' Sneezer/To Bleep or Not to Bleep) (#1.4)" (1990)
Buster Bunny: Hey-a, Loon girl... any guess as what today's mystery meal is ?
Shirley the Loon: Oooh, like this requires telekinetic communication, Buster. I'll have to, like, meld with the meal. Ok, it's coming. I am... I am... Poultry.
Plucky Duck: Let's do lunch.
Shirley the Loon: Ewwww, I just lost my appetite.

Buster Bunny: That's my weak spot; vulnerable poultry.

Buster Bunny: Golly... Gosh... Buster? F.M.! You just said three whole sentences without swearing!
Fowlmouth: Sure, there's little kids here, you know. What, do you think I'm crude or something?

Fowlmouth: Aw *bleep*, Buster. Look what I did. *bleep*! Now Shirley will never *bleep* give me the time of day.
Buster Bunny: Uh-uh. Not until you've cleaned up your mouth!
Fowlmouth: I *bleep* just got to ask her to the dance this Saturday!


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Rainy Daze (#1.29)" (1990)
Babs Bunny: [as the Vanderbunnies] I just HAD to stop in at Gotcha Grabmor's and check out the latest in furs, and pelts,
[breaks character]
Babs Bunny: and poor defenseless animals who can't even SAVE themselves!
Buster Bunny: Now now, Boffy!
Babs Bunny: Oops!
[laughs nervously]

Buster Bunny: Montana Max has to rent his friends.
[they hear an explosion from Monty's house]
Babs Bunny: Sounds like he just blew through another security deposit.

Babs Bunny: [gasps] Buster, look! Madam Gotcha's a scalper!
Buster Bunny: She's turning the North Pole into a nudist colony!

Buster Bunny: [Gotcha's got them, to the baby seal] Beat it, little guy!
Babs Bunny: Save yourself!
[the seal shakes his head and jumps in their arms]
Buster Bunny: Aw, don't you just wish people could be this loyal?


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Rock 'N' Roar (#1.16)" (1990)
Buster Bunny: [Rover has him cornered, peppering himself] What're you gonna do? You can't let a baby go hungry.
[Rover opens his jaws over Buster]
Buster Bunny: Goodnight, son.
[Rover starts crying, Buster pets him]
Buster Bunny: There there, son, it's going to be alright.

Babs Bunny: Hey Buster, what're you doing down there?
Buster Bunny: What does it look like? I'm spelunking.
Babs Bunny: There's a medicine you can take for that.

Buster Bunny: What do you know? I've got the first vegetarian Tyrannosaurus Rex in history.


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Elephant Issues (Why Dizzy Can't Read/C.L.I.D.E. And Prejudice/One Beer) (#2.3)" (1991)
Plucky Duck: [Drunkenly stumbles over to a police car where he digs around inside and takes the keys] Well, looky here, hows about we go for a lit - hic, a little ride
Hamton J. Pig: You mean like steal a car and risk going to jail?... Sounds like fun!
Buster Bunny: Cool man!

Buster Bunny: [as Plucky drives the stolen police car while drunk] So Plucky
[pauses to drink from the beer bottle]
Buster Bunny: how does it feel to be D.W.I.?
Plucky Duck: D.W.I. what's that?
[takes a drink from the bottle]
Buster Bunny: [Slurring his speech] D.W.I., driving while intoxicated.
Plucky Duck: Well, that's ridiculous I don't know how to drive.


"Tiny Toon Adventures: New Character Day (#1.61)" (1991)
White Rabbit: P-b-b-b-blease! You have to let me on your show! I've got to keep my wife in glitter paint!
[pulls out a frying pan and starts hitting himself on the head with it]
White Rabbit: Look! I'm wacky! Zany! Toony!
[Trap door opens under Roger, sending him falling]
Buster Bunny: [to the audience] We're auditioning new characters for the show.


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Stuff That Goes Bump in the Night (#1.8)" (1990)
Buster J.Bunny: Say good night, Babs.
Babs: Good night, Babs.


"Tiny Toon Adventures: The Horror of Slumber Party Mountain (#3.15)" (1992)
Babs Bunny: This must have been that demented taxidermist's place.
[Babs pulls a wolves tongue out, and his eyeballs go back in his head. She then lets the tongue go and they pop out]
Shirley the Loon: Yuck. But, like, look at the crummy job he did on this one or some junk.
[Shirley walks over to a Plucky statue and she presses down on his beak]
Plucky Duck: Hey, knock it off.
Shirley the Loon: Aah!
Babs Bunny: Plucky?
Buster Bunny: Babs.
Hamton J. Pig: Hey, find your own hiding place.
[Babs screams]
Babs Bunny: What are you guys doing here?
Buster Bunny: We were attacked by a monster in the woods.
Plucky Duck: Oh, it was hideous. A 12-foot-tall freakazoid with one glowing eye.
Hamton J. Pig: And gore dripping from his fangs and horns.
[Hampton makes growling noises]
Babs Bunny: You jerks. That was just us.
Shirley the Loon: Yeah. We wanted to get even with you for wrecking our party.
Buster Bunny: Yeah, well, we knew that.
Hamton J. Pig: We did?
Plucky Duck: Oh yeah, sure. Never fooled us for a second. Ha, ha. Well, gotta go now.
Babs Bunny: Wait! There really is a monster out there.
Plucky Duck: Yeah, right. Nice try Babs. You can't frighten us into staying.
[All three freak out at One-Eyed Jack]
Plucky Duck: But he could. Yeow.


"Tiny Toon Adventures: The Wheel O' Comedy (#1.3)" (1990)
Buster J.Bunny: And that's a wrap!


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Career Oppor-Toon-ities (#1.37)" (1990)
[Little Beeper zooms over to Buster and Babs and gives them some Carrot and Mushroom Pizzas]
Little Beeper: Meep, meep!
Buster Bunny: What took you so fast?
[hands Beeper some money for the pizza]
Little Beeper: Meep, meep!
[speeds off]
Buster Bunny: Little Beeper is a guy who adds new meanings to the expression "fast foods".
Babs Bunny: But his line of work has real hazards.
Buster Bunny: Particularly, the one called Calamity Coyote.


"Tiny Toon Adventures: A Quack in the Quarks (#1.2)" (1990)
Buster Bunny: [during a break between filming] The duck makes how much? Gross or net?
Babs Bunny: I don't know, but that's what I hear.
Hamton J. Pig: With or without points?
Babs Bunny: With.
Buster Bunny: That's not right, somebody get my agent on the phone!


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Best of Buster Day (Compromising Principals/Maid to Re-order/Class Without Class) (#3.19)" (1992)
Buster Bunny: [puts on a female Tasmanian devil costume and applies lipstick] Kids don't try this at home, your parents might wonder about you.


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Weekday Afternoon Live (#3.17)" (1992)
[Elmyra is supposed to talk about violence on TV]
Elmyra Duff: I don't think there's enough violets on TV! What about shows like "The Violet Bunch?"
Buster J.Bunny: Elmyra?
Elmyra Duff: Or "I Love Violet?"
Buster J.Bunny: Elmyra?
Elmyra Duff: Oh, violets are oh-so-pretty...
Buster J.Bunny: ELMYRA!
Elmyra Duff: Yes?
Buster J.Bunny: The issue is not *violets* on TV. It is *violence.* Too much *violence* on TV.
Elmyra Duff: [holds up a violet] Oh, not this?
Buster J.Bunny: No, this!
[drops an anvil on Elmyra]
Elmyra Duff: [weakly] Never you mind...


"Tiny Toon Adventures: The Acme Acres Zone (A Walk on the Flip Side/A Bacon Strip/Senserely Yours, Babs) (#1.14)" (1990)
Buster Bunny: Spare a cup of Carrots, Monty, old pal?
Montana Max: Carrots? You have the nerve to ask me for carrots AFTER WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH?


"Tiny Toon Adventures: The Looney Beginning (#1.1)" (1990)
Babs Bunny: [Buster creates their area of living] What do you call it, Rembrandt?
Buster Bunny: Green Acres.
Babs Bunny: Get current.
Buster Bunny: Okay, Acme Acres.


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Whale's Tales (#1.45)" (1990)
Babs Bunny: It just so happens I'm fluent in whale.
Buster Bunny: Great! I'm flunking Spanish and she's already fluent in whale.


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Acme Cable TV (#2.7)" (1991)
Elmyra Duff: I'll take the blue bunny-wunny to love and to spindle and to mutilate - and to block, Blink!
Blink Winkleman: Hey Buster, what's the difference between mayonaise and Elmyra's brain?
Buster Bunny: Mayonnaise tastes better on sandwiches? Nah. The difference between mayonnaise and Elmyra's brain? The mayonnaise has a higher IQ?
Elmyra Duff: I agree.
Blink Winkleman: Correct! Mayonnaise has an IQ of 1, and Elmyra has no discernible IQ!


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Son of the Wacko World of Sports (#1.56)" (1991)
Buster Bunny: [disguised as a cameraman] Awright, places! Time to shoot the new commercial! Gimme that big ol' toothy grin!
[Bicycle Bob does so]
Buster Bunny: First marker!
[Buster slams the clapperboard on Bicycle Bob's nose]
Buster Bunny: Second marker!
[He slams the clapperboard on Bob's eyes, giving him a duck face]
Buster Bunny: Third marker!
[He slams the clapperboard on Bob's lips, making them pucker so much that his nose is out of view. Bob shakes his head until his face is back the way it was]
Buster Bunny: Read yer cue cards! Weee're rollin'!
Bicycle Bob: 'Hello, amigos! Yer old pal Bicycle Bob, here with an important message! Bicycle Bob is a thief. Don't trust me, kids. You'll trade your money for garbage on wheels.'
[He realizes what he just said]
Bicycle Bob: I- is this a joke? Destroy that film!
Buster Bunny: What film? This is live!
Bicycle Bob: L-l-l-l-live? You mean it's happenin' right now?


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Gang Busters (#1.21)" (1990)
Plucky Duck: [after Buster beats him at Pac-Man] Hey! You put out my eye!
Buster Bunny: Oh relax. Just blink and you'll be fine.


"Tiny Toon Adventures: Two-Tone Town (#3.9)" (1992)
Babs Bunny: Come on, Buster. You promised to go to Two-Tone Cinema with me.
Buster Bunny: I don't know, Babs-aroo. Maybe we should skip the movie and audition for 'Acme Oop'
Babs Bunny: Why? We got out own show.
Babs Bunny: [singing] We're tiny, we're toon-y We're on each afternoon-y. That's us, remember?
Buster Bunny: Yeah, but what if our show gets the ax? What if we lose our time slot? What if 'Tiny Toons' goes off the air? What if we become has-beens? We'll end up on 'Toonywood Squares.


"Tiny Toon Adventures: What Makes Toons Tick (#3.4)" (1992)
Buster J.Bunny: [about Taz] He's basically a drooling garbage disposal, but found to lovable by people with very little brains.