From The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom
Momma, isn't it true that only a certain amount of people are allowed in heaven, and we're saved, right?
Uh huh. That's 'cause we're Missionary Baptists as opposed to the other kind of Baptists who if they make a mistake, they have to start all over again. But Missionary Baptists - once saved, always saved. Your grandma and grandpa were real smart. They chose a sect that has guarantees.