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: There is a place you can touch on a woman that will make her go crazy. Frank Wheeler
: Where? V
: Her heart.
: Nobody's treated me the way you do before. Tom
: How do I treat you? V
: Like a person. Tom
: How does everybody else treat you? V
: Like a hooker. Tom
: Why do they treat you like that? V
: Because I am hooker!
: [V agrees to flash the boys, but Frank covers his eyes
] What's the matter? Frank Wheeler
: I can't do this. I want to be a gentleman. V
: [noticing the candy he is eating
] Doesn't a gentleman bring enough for everybody?
: Don't worry. I've seen the Brady Bunch. Nothing bad ever happens to you people.
: I need a hundred bucks or I'm gonna get slapped, you think you can do that? Frank Wheeler
: Here, take it. V
: Where'd you get all this money? Frank Wheeler
: My friends and I want to see a naked lady. V
: How much of a naked lady? Frank Wheeler
: As much as a hundred dollars will buy.
: My mother died before I was born. V
: I don't think that's possible. Frank Wheeler
: Okay she had me first and then she died right after.
: How should we do this? On the bed, or standing? Brad
: I'll stand. V
: I meant ME.
: OK, pull your shirts up over your heads. Come on. V
: M'kay, you're not hairy enough to be dangerous