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Henry Deacon (Character)
from "Eureka" (2006)

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"Eureka: Dr. Nobel (#1.6)" (2006)
Henry Deacon: Irvine Thatcher, Its gotta be Irvine Thatcher. He was this brilliant scientist behind M.A.D.
Marshall Jack Carter: Uh, Mothers Against Drunk Driving?
Henry Deacon: Mutually Assured Destruction
Marshall Jack Carter: Oh! That M.A.D.!

Henry Deacon: [to Dr. Irvin Thatcher] This machine of yours, its really something.
Henry Deacon: It's like a riddle inside an enigma, wrapped in ten inches of titanium alloy.

"Eureka: Pilot (#1.1)" (2006)
Henry Deacon: [while giving Jack's car back] Um, try to keep her on the ground.
[Jack smiles]
Henry Deacon: [dead serious] No, no, really.
Marshall Jack Carter: [drives off] Yeah.

Henry Deacon: [in response to phone call from Jo] Huh, what explosion?

"Eureka: Many Happy Returns (#1.2)" (2006)
[first lines]
Henry Deacon: A lot of us are still in shock about the tragic events that have brought us here. The loss of Walter and Susan Perkins forces us to question if the work we do is worth the risks. Eureka was born from the idealistic vision that by advancing science we could control it for the greater good. Clearly, that's not always the case. We can never forget Walter and Susan. Their legacy is in our hands now. Their friends. Their family. Their son. Walter and Susan: you will be greatly missed.

Marshall Jack Carter: Can we just hurry it up? I'm not a big fan of cemeteries.
Henry Deacon: Oh. One too many Romero movies.
Marshall Jack Carter: One too many funerals.

"Eureka: Show Me the Mummy (#3.5)" (2008)
Zane Donovan: [Speaking of a plague brought with an ancient Egyptian mummy and her tomb] It's a swarm. That's what the cloud
Zane Donovan: stands for.
Marshall Jack Carter: Yeah, what kind of threat is it?
Dr. Wilding: The bugs lay eggs, hatch larvae and then seek out new hosts.
Henry Deacon: Us.
Eva Thorne: Well, how did the ancient Egyptians deal with the problem?
Zane Donovan: They killed the infected and burned their city to the ground.

"Eureka: Right as Raynes (#1.8)" (2006)
Henry Deacon: Well, there's your problem. That's whats been messing up everything on the internet.
Allison Blake: Is this our glitch?
Henry Deacon: Glitch? No. That's a virus.
Marshall Jack Carter: You guys should have switched to Macs.

"Eureka: Duck, Duck Goose (#2.5)" (2007)
Marshall Jack Carter: Area 51 is real?
Henry Deacon: [nods] No!

"Eureka: God Is in the Details (#2.10)" (2007)
Marshall Jack Carter: Ok. Bottom line: If Reverend Harper is responsible, we're in for a lot more.
Henry Deacon: Yeah, like a plague of locust, or a fiery hail ... or... or... or... total darkness.
Marshall Jack Carter: [all the lights go out] You had to say it.

"Eureka: Insane in the P-Brane (#3.11)" (2009)
Mary-Beth Curtis: When your husband goes off the deep end...
Henry Deacon: ...Yeah, you try not to fall in with him.

"Eureka: Hide and Seek: Part Four (#1.5)" (2006)
Henry Deacon: [indicating the microscope] Um, look at this. It's the cellular structure. The DNA markers are humanoid, but slightly different than ours.
Jack Carter: [looking through the microscope] Oh, wow.
Henry Deacon: Do you have any idea what you're looking at?
Jack Carter: No. Not really.
Henry Deacon: They are regressive genetic traits that haven't been seen in maybe a million years. You'd have to be a neanderthal to still carry genetic markers like that. Oh, and here's the kicker. The, uh, the tooth that you gave me... doesn't belong to this thing.
Allison Blake: So there's another one of these things running around?
Jack Carter: One that eats bears.
Henry Deacon: [holding the tooth] Yeah, and judging by the size of this, it's bigger. Much bigger.

"Eureka: All That Glitters (#2.12)" (2007)
Jo: We just became the richest town in the world!
Henry Deacon: Well, that's one way to look at it. Gold is a soft metal, so it doesn't bear the same weight as steel, so our infrastructure could be collapsing. We'd be rich, but dangerously unstable.
Jo: Like Paris Hilton?

"Eureka: H.O.U.S.E. Rules (#1.11)" (2006)
Marshall Jack Carter: You wanted *me* to be happy, because I was gonna leave. Huh? Just like Fargo left you and, uh, B.R.A.D. got left before that and whatever the hell it was before that.
Douglas Fargo: It was a war game simulation program.
S.A.R.A.H.: Shall we play a game?
Marshall Jack Carter: No!
Douglas Fargo, Beverly Barlowe, Henry Deacon, Nathan Stark: No!
Allison Blake: No!

"Eureka: Games People Play (#2.4)" (2007)
Henry Deacon: Do you remember Occam's Razor?
Marshall Jack Carter: Yeah. Simple things are true.
Henry Deacon: Close enough.

"Eureka: Blink (#1.7)" (2006)
Henry Deacon: He's been juicing.
Marshall Jack Carter: On what? Rocket fuel?