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: We've got a big show coming up soon. Jerry St. Clair
: What show are you doing? Les
: Karate Kid - The Musical. It's just that the room that we've been rehearsing in has had to be fumigated. Brian Potter
: Oh, and you want to know if you can use one of mine? Les
: Yeah, it'll only be for a couple of days. Brian Potter
: That's what they said to Terry Waite.
: Look at Sushi. He's only 42 and he's coping. Jerry St. Clair
: Sushi? Brian Potter
: Roy Fish off the estate.
: [a group of them are investigating a horse behaving strangely at the bar
] What's up with it? Brian Potter
: What's up with it?
[Brian smells the horse
] Brian Potter
: It's... it's pissed, that's what's up with it! Get Colin Bibby. Let go of me! Young Kenny
: How do you know? Brian Potter
: How do I know? I know a pissed horse when I see one. Get it a kebab.
: [Looking at Jerry's album and reading out songs from it
] 'The Drugs Don't Work'? Christ they should you've taken enough! What do these ones do? Stop you being an arsehole?
: What's the matter with you man? Jerry 'St. Clair' Dignan
: What's the matter with me? I'll tell you what's the matter with me. My first week as licensee. I'm stood here looking like a gay Satan cos' somebody's sold all me clothes ont' jumble, I've been rolled round the car park all day dressed as a hernia and I've got 12 people in casualty with rubber burns. Brian Potter
: Rubber burns? Isn't he a Scottish poet?