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] Life is a cabaret ol' chum so come to the Cabaret.
: I am sorry to bother you, but I could not tell no one else. I do not know no other woman who gives her body so frequently... Oh! I am sorry, my English. Have I offended you? Sally
: Oh, no, not at all.
[on the pronunciation of "phlegm"
] Brian Roberts
: P H is always pronounced as F, and, uh, you don't sound the G. Natalia Landauer
: Then why are they putting the G, please? Brian Roberts
: That's, that's a very good question, but rather difficult to explain. Sally
: Try, Brian. Brian Roberts
: Well, uh, it's just there. Natalia Landauer
: So, Mr. Professor, you do not know? Brian Roberts
: No. Natalia Landauer
: Then I am sorry. I cannot help you.
: Well obviously those three girls were just... Brian
: [both laughing
] ... the wrong three girls.
: Screw Maximilian! Sally
: I do. Brian
: So do I. Sally
: You two bastards! Brian
: Two? Two? Shouldn't that be three?
: Divine decadence darling!
: I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.
: The only thing you can do with virgins like that is pounce!
: Bri, listen... we're practically living together, so if you only like boys I wouldn't dream of pestering you.
: Well, do you sleep with girls or don't you? Brian
: Sally! You don't ask questions like that! Sally
: I do.
: What is it darling? Sally
: GOD DAMN IT, I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY!
: So, you took on the whole Nazi party?
[Brian holds up three fingers
: You're American. Sally
: Oh God, how depressing! You're meant to think I'm an international woman of mystery. I'm working on it like mad.
: Mayr tells Kost's fortune every morning, and it's always the same: "You will meet a strange man." Which under the circumstances is a pretty safe bet.
: Of course, I may bring a boyfriend home occasionally, but only occasionally, because I do think that one ought to go to the man's room if one can. I mean, it doesn't look so much as if one expected it, does it?
: I suppose you're wondering what I'm doing, working at a place like the Kit Kat Club. Brian Roberts
: Well, it is a rather unusual place. Sally
: That's me, darling. Unusual places, unusual love affairs. I am a most strange and extraordinary person.
: I saw a film the other day about syphilis. Ugh! It was too awful. I couldn't let a man touch me for a week. Is it true you can get it from kissing? Fritz
: Oh, yes. And your king, Henry VIII, got it from Cardinal Wolsey whispering in his ear. Natalia
: That is not, I believe, founded in fact. But from kissing, most decidedly; and from towels, and from cups. Sally
: And of course screwing. Natalia
: Screw-ing, please? Sally
: Oh, uh...
: fornication. Natalia
: For-ni-ca-tion? Sally
: Oh, uh, Bri, darling, what is the German word? Brian Roberts
: I don't remember. Sally
] Oh... um... oh yes! Brian Roberts
: Oh, no... Sally
: Bumsen! Natalia
] Oh. Brian Roberts
: That would be the one German word you pronounce perfectly. Sally
: Well, I ought to. I spent the entire afternoon bumsening like mad with this ghastly old producer who promised to get me a contract.
: Gin, Miss Landauer?
[describing a telegram from her father
: Ten words exactly. After ten it's extra. You see, Daddy thinks of these things. If I had leprosy, there'd be a cable: "Gee, kid, tough. Sincerely hope nose doesn't fall off. Love."
: My God! It's enough to drive a girl into a convent! Do they have Jewish nuns?
: You did it, didn't you? Sally
: Did what, darling? Brian Roberts
: The abortion. In God's name, why? Sally
: One of my whims?
: Don't be so British!
: [after trying a prairie oyster for the first time
] Peppermint prairie oysters? Sally
: Oh, you got the toothpaste glass!
[laughs a little
: Does it really matter so long as you're having fun?
: Have you got a cigarette? I'm desperate!
: Doesn't my body drive you wild with desire?