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: Gan! Ren! Chui!
[the Dark Warriors appear
: I'm Finn. He's Ratso. That's Chow. Would it kill you to learn our names?
: Easy up sweaty. No one touches Little V with *us* around. Chow
: At least Valmont bothered to learn our names. Ratso
: And he's so cute now, boss. Dalong Wong
: I am not your boss... I am you *master*!
: Strange friend, your desire for cheese will not prevail against good. Dalong Wong
: CHI! Not cheese!
: [as they're fighting
] Mistletoe! Dalong Wong
: [Looks up
] Yargh! Uncle
: Made you look!
: Now, where have you hidden the *real* talismans Chi Wizard. Uncle
: That would be none of your beeswax!
: Hand over the girl. Jade
: Come and get me.
[Jade blows a raspberry and fires a dragon blast
: Whoa! The tongue is dragon blast!
: My warriors imprisoned? How did you locate the lost Urn of Wei Cheung? Uncle
: I know a thing or two about antiques.
: You are no longer mortal men, but power servants enslaved to do my bidding! Valmont
: Now see here! Finn, Ratso, and Chow are *my* servants! And I will thank you not to
[Dalong Wong casts a spell on Valmont
: [after Jade makes some marks on Dalong Wong's head
] You just stand there? Finn
: Hey, watch and learn. Remember?
: [to his dark warriors
] See. The first lesson of battle: surprise the enemy. Jade
: [Jade takes the rat away from Dalong Wong
: You cannot defeat me old man! Uncle
: Who are you calling old? You bag of bones!
: Your half-baked spells cannot defeat me!
[Send Uncle flying off
: I blame room service!
: Rise, my army of darkness. Tarakudo
: Your army?
: I am the one and only King of the Shadowkhan.
: Tarakudo? Awakened? Tarakudo
: And ready to reclaim my Ninja Magic. A task for which I will require "assistance." Ratso
: [the Darkhand starts to back away
] Uh... Fin
: We have to go check on dessert now.
: I have no further use for those who allow themselves to be waylaid by unconscious livestock. Ratso
: So... we're free to go.
: You are in my soup! Uncle
: Our locator spells have intersected. Dalong Wong
: I will seize control of the chi waves, novice. My power is far greater... Uncle
[Casts a chi spell. Dalong Wong sees Uncle's face in his locator spell
: One more thing... One more thing... One more thing.
: Why has you incessant mouth suddenly grown silent?
[Turns and gasps as he spots Jackie where Uncle should be
: [Jackie imitates Uncle
] Uh, one more thing.
[In regular voice
: Who am I kidding?
: Very well, you shall suffer the same fate as Chi Master Fong, good wizard! Uncle
: I do not think so... One more thing, Chi Master Fong says "Hello."