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: [listening to Kate's pregnant stomach
] mmm-hmmm... yea, Ned says he wants a womb with a view. Kate
: Ned's not very funny. Adam Levy
: Well, we should cut Ned some slack, Ned's only a fetus.
: Love is a minefield, you take a step and get blown to pieces, put yourself back together again and stupidly take another step. I guess thats human nature, it hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow-up than be single.
: We were instant best friends. Two people who understood each other without having to say a word.
: You're wearing sunglasses! Joey Santino
: They're subscription! Kate
: It's prescription, you idiot!
: I like being depressed. It makes me feel deep and introspective.
: I mean, I can't even be around you. You're sitting here and you're like this incredibly juicy ham sandwich that I just want to stuff in my mouth and I can't because, like, my lips are sewn shut. Kate
: That's a pretty analogy. Adam Levy
: You know what I mean.
: Love is ecstacy and agony. Freedom and imprisonment. Belonging and loneliness. It is what keeps us together when life tears us apart. So, when you find that perfect man hold on tight and call me, so I can run over there and see what he looks like and laugh... Because he does not exist you sad perky little optimistic suckers.
: I cheese sandwich you. Kate
: I cheese sandwich you too.
: We haven't had sex in awhile. Kate
: Hm? Adam Levy
: We haven't had sex in like 3 weeks. Kate
: Mmmhm. Adam Levy
: You're not even listening to me. Kate
: ...no, I wasn't Adam Levy
: I said we haven't had sex in like 3 weeks. Kate
: Well, maybe its because you clip your toenails in our bed.