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Steven Karp (Character)
from "Undeclared" (2001)
- God Visits (2003) TV episode, Played by Jay Baruchel
- Eric's POV (2002) TV episode, Played by Jay Baruchel
- Hal and Hillary (2002) TV episode, Played by Jay Baruchel
- The Perfect Date (2002) TV episode, Played by Jay Baruchel
- The Day After (2002) TV episode, Played by Jay Baruchel
Hal Karp: [about pursuing Lizzie] Just don't do it, Steven, okay?
Steven Karp: Look, she said now that she's away at college, they've both agreed to explore. That includes *me*.
Hal Karp: Then let her date Magellan. Vasco Da Gama.
Steven Karp: But I like this girl.
Hal Karp: Steven, women are crazy. You don't want to enter into a situation that makes them even crazier. Now pardon me, but look at your mother. She seemed completely sane at the beginning. Now this chick you like, she's already starting at halfway nuts.
Steven Karp: [gets up to leave] Thanks, Dad.
Hal Karp: Where are you going? Okay, ignore the voice of experience!
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