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: All right, you're a squire. How does a squire squire? Sancho Panza
: Well, first, I ride behind him. Then he fights. And then I pick him up off the ground.
: Dost not see? A monstrous giant of infamous repute whom I intend to encounter. Sancho Panza
: It's a windmill. Don Quixote
: A giant. Canst thou not see the four great arms whirling at his back? Sancho Panza
: A giant? Don Quixote
: Many a man has gone to bed feeling well, only to wake up the next morning and find himself dead. Don Quixote
: That's a proverb. Sancho Panza
: Yes, Your Grace. Don Quixote
: I don't approve of them.
: [singing, of Don Quixote
] I can hear the cuckoo singing in the cuckooberry tree. Sancho Panza
] If he says that that's a helmet, I suggest that you agree. The Barber
] But he'll find it is not gold and will not make him bold and brave. Sancho Panza
] Well, at least he'll find it useful if he ever needs a shave.
: Dying is such a waste of good health.
: They say one madman makes a hundred and love makes a thousand. Aldonza
: What does that mean? Sancho
: I'm not sure.
: [about to attack the windmill
] Ho, there, foul monster! Cease the knocking at thy craven knees and prepare to do battle! Sancho Panza
: [nearly simultaneously
] Your Grace, I swear by my wife's little black moustache that's not a giant, it's only a...
[with a yell, Don Quixote charges off
: Victory. Aldonza
: Victory? Sancho Panza
: Victory. Don Quixote
: Victory! Aldonza
: Victory! Sancho Panza
: Victory? Don Quixote
: Victory! VIctory! Victory!
: My friend. Sancho Panza
: Did your Grace say something? Alonso Quijana
: You are a fat pudding stuffed with proverbs.
: Knowest thou what that really is? The Barber
: Uh-uh. Don Quixote
: The Golden Helmet of Mambrino. When worn by one of noble heart, it rendereth him invulnerable to all wounds. From what fallen knight didst thou steal it? The Barber
: I didn't steal it. Don Quixote
: Surrender it! The Barber
: Well, it cost me half a crown! Don Quixote
: Surrender it, or I'll split...
[the Barber screams as he drops the shaving basin
] Sancho Panza
: I must say, Your Grace, it is worth half a crown. Don Quixote
: [Sees the ARK driving along a road in the distance
] Do my eyes deceive me? The giant white dragon has come to do battle with the great Don Quixote de la Mancha! Sancho Panza
: Pray look again, Master. Yon be not a dragon, but a machine. Don Quixote
: I tell thee it is a giant white dragon. And I shall slay it. Charge, great Rosinante! Charge!
: I thought your name was Alonso Quixano. Don Quixote
: I know who I am, and I know that I am perfectly capable of being whom I choose to be.
: How much does honor pay by the hour?