From "Gossip Girl: The Wrong Goodbye (#4.22)"
Serena van der Woodsen, Vanessa Abrams
] We need to talk to you.
] I need to talk to you.
] Hey, I need to talk to you.
Eric van der Woodsen
Okay, woah. Just tell me that no one's trying to stop a wedding, run a Ponzi scheme, give anybody fake cancer or turn into a justifiably vengeful townie.