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[Leslie's ex has shown up, interrupting Billy and Leslie's evening
: Kid, run along, huh? I've got some business to discuss with Mrs. Walker. Leslie
: He's not leaving, Charlie, you are. Billy
: Leslie, please. I'll handle this. I'm not leaving Charlie, you are. Charlie
: Look, sonny, either you take a walk or I bounce you down the stairs.
[Charlie starts towards Leslie and Billy twists his arm behind his back
: I'm only gonna say this once, so you'd better pay attention. You've been asked to leave and you've been asked nicely. Leslie has asked you and now I'm telling you. I'm a fourth-degree black belt in karate a third-degree master in tai chi, so if you stay here and choose to make trouble, I'm going to hurt you very, very badly. So what's it gonna be? Charlie
: I just dropped by to say hello. Billy
: And? Charlie
: And I've said it.
[Billy releases Charlie, but takes a martial arts stance
: God, look at the time. I gotta be going. It was nice seeing you both. Bye.
[Charlie slinks out the door
: That was wonderful! Billy
: He bought it! Leslie
: Such calm, cool... Billy
: He actually bought it! Usually, they just beat the living hell out of me. It finally worked. Boy is he dumb! Leslie
: Why did you do that? Billy
: Why? 'Cause he's an obnoxious jerk and I wasn't crazy about the way he treated you, or me for that matter.
: Billy, I have a little present for you. Billy
: Oh, you didn't have to do that. Leslie
: I quit my job. Billy
: That's my present? Leslie
: I applied for a job at the university last semester and it came through. Billy
: So that means...? Leslie
: Exactly. Billy
] What does it mean? Leslie
: It means that I'm no longer your teacher. Mrs. Fairbanks is your teacher now. See? Billy
: You mean I have to take out Mrs. Fairbanks? Leslie
: You're eighteen. You're a man. I'm no longer bound by any legal or moral code. I can safely give you your present.
: And tonight, I'm gonna light up every candle on your cake. Billy
: I'd better start thinking of a wish.