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: Dutch, tell me: did you really kill a man? Dutch
: Yeah. Jessica
: Dead? You shot him dead? Dutch
: That's usually what happens in a successful killing. Jessica
: Of course. Dutch
: You see, what happened is that when I got out of the Navy, I borrowed some money to go into business. The banks all turned me down for a loan, so I went to a local loan company. They gave me $5000 at a very high rate of interest. In the first week, when I couldn't come up with the dough, they broke my fingers. The second week, they broke my nose, two ribs and my knee. Plus the guy who was beating me up had a very bad cold, so I ended up with a terrible cough. The next week, they was gonna break my head, but I convinced them not to. Jessica
: How? Dutch
: Well, I talked to them for a while and then I shot 'em. Jessica
: I think that should be considered self-defense. Dutch
: It was, but the guy who owned the loan company turned out to be the Chief of Police.
: Aunt Jessie? Jessica
: Yes, what? Danny
: Do you think our family's crazy? The Major
: Hit the dirt everybody!
[grabs a pineapple from a bowl of fruit
] The Major
: It's a grenade!
[throws it through the window and dives to the floor
: Major, look what you've done.
: [looks out the window
] The gas main they were working on down the street; it blew up. Jessica
: Thank goodness, I thought it was the pineapple. Danny, what was your question? Danny
: Never mind.