From "Soap: Episode #2.16"
[Burt, Danny, Jodie, Chuck and Bob are all drunk in a bar
Life plays funny tricks.
] Oh, god, he's gonna make a speech. Spare me, please.
Don't mind him, Burt, he's drunk.
You see, what happens in life is this: Something bad happens to you and you say, "Oh, god! Look at This bad thins that just happened to me." Then you figure it's over and it will all get good again, but then what happens is another bad thing happens and then you say...