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Quotes for
Right Bleeding Bastard (Character)
from "The Young Ones" (1982)

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"The Young Ones: Bomb (#1.4)" (1982)
Mike: Neil, aren't you going to introduce me to your new friend?
Right Bleeding Bastard: Bastard's the name. But you can call me Right Bleeding, all my friends do- or well, *did*.
Mike: Why, what happened?
Right Bleeding Bastard: I killed him.

Right Bleeding Bastard: Where's your toilet?
Neil: Upstairs, just follow your nose.

Right Bleeding Bastard: Right, where's this telly. Ah-hah! So you do have it! You little runt! The old trick, eh? Eat the telly before I get a chance to nick you!
Vyvyan Basterd: It's a toaster.
Right Bleeding Bastard: It's a telly you yobbo. Give it back I want to Nick ya!

Right Bleeding Bastard: Where's your licence?
Mike: As the eunuch said to Mussolini, 'I haven't got one, and if I did, I wouldn't show it to you!'