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Senator Stampingston (Character)
from "Metalocalypse" (2006)
Senator Stampingston: It appears that Dethklok has taken to studying comedy. This is not good, gentlemen.
General Crozier: With all due respect, Senator, how can this mean anything to world economics?
Senator Stampingston: It means everything. It's true that comedy has been no threat to us over the last fifteen years, but with Dethklok in the mix, they threaten to excite a field of entertainment we all know to be dead. Gentlemen: our comedy specialist, Dr. Donald Gorfield.
Dr. Donald Gorfield: Well, the people of the world are depressed and stupid. They look to comedy to lighten the load of their boring, dreadful lives. These idiots have been force-fed garbage from our own secret cable networks and our own employees covering as high-profile standup and sketch comics.
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