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: Have you ever been married, Mr. Trabucco? Trabucco
: Once but I got rid of her. Now I just lease.
: Are you from L.A.? Trabucco
: Not necessarily.
: Do me a favor. Clooney
: Yes ? Trabucco
: Fuck off.
: I'm not against a little cleavage, if it's done in good tatse, but nipples are a definite no-no. Trabucco
: What's the matter, everyone's got them. Clooney
: Not in primetime.
: When are you leaving? Clooney
: I can't leave, I'm wanted. Trabucco
: Not by me.
: Here I am, almost didn't make it. Trabucco
: Almost doesn't count.
: Go sign the duplicate and come back after lunch. Clooney
: I'm not having lunch. Receptionist
: Well I am.
: Do you know a woman has 89 erogenous zones on her body. Clooney
: [Counts up to 3 on fingers
] . Who says that?
: We've been together 12 years. Celia Clooney
: 12 years - as long as that! Clooney
: Well maybe they weren't great years but there were good weeks here and there.
: You heard me: fuck off. Clooney
: Father, you said the F word!
: What else did you tell him? That I cheat on crossword puzzles? I steal sugar in restaurants? That I wet my bed 'til I was eleven? Celia Clooney
: No, Victor, believe me, I never mentioned that. Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot
: A bed-wetter... Aha! That explains everything!
: [after hanging up the phone
] That was your sister. Pierre Brochant
: I don't have a sister. François Pignon
: [appears confused
] Really? I asked her who she was, and she said "His sister". Pierre Brochant
: [incredously to himself
] He called Marlène! François Pignon
: She's not your sister? Pierre Brochant
: That's her name! Hissister! Marlène Hissister!
: Sometimes I feel like you're really taking me for an imbecile.
: Are you the one who was supposed to be dining with him tonight? François Pignon
: Yes, how did you know? Did he talk about me? Christine Brochant
: Yes, but even without that, I would have recognized you.
] François Pignon
] I'll call her back, everything will work out! Pierre Brochant
: You idiot! What an idiot!
: Do you sleep with all your editors? Pierre Brochant
: None of your damn business!
: You're asking me to come out of a closet I've never been in!
: You're completely uninteresting.
Belone, the neighbour
: So what's wrong? François Pignon
: I'm about to get fired. Belone, the neighbour
: Well, we can avoid that. François Pignon
: How? Belone, the neighbour
: Come out of the closet. François Pignon
: I'm not gay! Belone, the neighbour
: Does that matter?
: A man comes home to watch T.V. It's not normal.