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Ruby Mendel (Character)
from "Even Stevens" (1999)

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"Even Stevens: In Ren We Trust (#3.21)" (2003)
Ruby Mendel: Louis, I don't trust you with that money. You have dollar signs in your eyes.
Louis Stevens: Ruby, that's hurtful.
Alan Twitty: No, man. You do.

Tom Gribalski: Guess we all kind of snapped.
Ruby Mendel: Yeah, look at us, chasing Ren like some greedy animals.
Alan Twitty: Yeah. Guess money can do that to you.
Louis Stevens: [uncharacteristically serious] You know what? It could've happened to anyone of us. You know?
[lets go of his serious face]
Louis Stevens: Good thing it happened to her, though! Right? Hah hah hah!
[high fives Twitty, and gets ready to do the same to Little Timmy, who doesn't respond to that]
Father O'Neil: I know you don't mean that, son.
Principal Conrad Wexler: Yeah, he does.

Ruby Mendel: It's empty.
Ren Stevens: Yeah. Unfortunately somebody claimed the money this morning.
Louis Stevens: It's claimed?
Alan Twitty: Is there any reward?
Ruby Mendel: Oh, sure, we get to keep the case.
Louis Stevens: Well! Hey, let's split it up, then! Right? Okay, we're gonna start...
[everybody laughs]


"Even Stevens: Your Toast (#3.4)" (2002)
Ren Stevens: The only job I've ever had is a lemonade stand.
Ruby: There you go, extensive food related experience.

Ruby: [after Ren catches three toasts at once] A Spinning Triple!
Hector: She just made toast history!


"Even Stevens: Secret World of Girls (#2.5)" (2001)
Ruby Mendel: [being watched by Louis and Twitty on the TV] Ren, I'm here! This is gonna be so much fun!
[the girls dances around, excited]
Louis Stevens: [does an impression after Ruby] Oh, yeah! TWITTY, THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN!
[the boys dances around in the style of the girls]

Ruby Mendel: We're giving Louise here a makeover.


"Even Stevens: Starstruck (#2.1)" (2001)
Ruby Mendel: Ren, I haven't slept, I haven't eaten. Do you really think I wanna chat?


"Even Stevens: Where in the World Is Pookie Stevens? (#3.2)" (2002)
Ruby Mendel: So, Scott, what's the deal with you and Sandy Smithers?
Scott Brooks: We broke up two weeks ago.
[Ruby kicks Ren in the foot]
Ren Stevens: Ow! Uh, that's gotta hurt!


"Even Stevens: Surf's Up (#3.20)" (2003)
Monique Taylor: There's going to be a lot of B-O-Y-S!
Ruby Mendel: And I hope they're C-U-T-E!
Ren Stevens: And I-N-T-E-L-L-I-G-E-N-T!
[Monique and Ruby look at her]
Ren Stevens: That's intelligent. I thought we were spelling stuff.


"Even Stevens: Strictly Ballroom (#1.19)" (2001)
Ruby Mendel: Are you okay?
Ren Stevens: I'm jinxed!
Ruby Mendel: Ren, stop it! You're not jinxed.
Ren Stevens: Oh, yeah, I am.
Ruby Mendel: I told you, we're gonna clean you up, and you're gonna march out there and give it another shot!
Ren Stevens: No, we're not.
Ruby Mendel: Yes, you are.
Ren Stevens: No, we're not!
Ruby Mendel: Yes, you are!
Ren Stevens: NO, WE'RE NOT!
Ruby Mendel: WHY NOT?
Ren Stevens: MY FOOT IS STUCK IN THE TOILET!


The Even Stevens Movie (2003) (TV)
Ruby: [when Ren kiss Mootai] That is so beautiful
Monique Taylor: Gee, maybe you forgot... It's not real!
Ruby: Who cares? It's so romantic.