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[about the slug the tribal people offered the Stevens family to eat
] Miles McDermott
: Havin' trouble gettin' it down, huh? Louis
: [spits slug out on Beans' head
] I, uh... I generally try to avoid snacks that leave a trail of slime.
: [as Ren is chasing Louis through the forest with a spear, on camera
] Don't worry. She wouldn't hurt him. Ren
: I'm gonna hurt you, Louis!
[after learning the islanders' tiki goddesses' name
] Eileen Stevens
: [to Miles
] Oprah? Miles McDermott
: It's a coincidence.
: Hold on. Okay, you know this is boring, and you just wanna go because you broke up with your stupid boyfriend and want to get away. Ren
: And you just wanna stay here and sit on your stupid chair. Donnie
: Do they have cable? Miles McDermott
: Son, the beauty of Mandelino is there is no modern convenience of any kind. Donnie
: Guys, this sounds kinda cool. I mean, I can run on the beach, get into football shape... Louis
: Donnie, come on! You can run here and get in shape here. Please. Eileen Stevens
: You know, Steve, this could be a wonderful family adventure. It could be everything we've been hoping for. Louis
: No, Mom, listen... Listen, here's an adventure: You can stay here at home and give me breakfast and do my laundry, and that'll be an adventure. Dad, come on! Dad, listen. Dad... CAN SOMEBODY PUT A STOP TO THE MADNESS, PLEASE!
: This is gonna be sweet! Twitty
: I'll show you sweet.