From "8 Simple Rules: Opposites Attract: Part 1 (#2.13)"
[last lines. CJ calls Jim from Canada, having been sent there by him to buy "acetylsalicyclic acid" for his hip
Hey, it's C.J... "Acetylsalicyclic acid"? You sent me all the way to Canada for *aspirin*?
[pause, Jim laughs
C.J., the pain in my hip is still here, but now the pain in my ass is in Canada!